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Prompt #3:
Arthur is a con man whose speciality it is to con rich young couples out of their money and sleep with the wives for good measure.
His latest victim is a beautiful young woman in her early 20s. Everything goes according to plan, until he meets with her and her boyfriend Merlin for the first time. And very-much-straight™-Arthur realises: “Oh, shit. It’s not gonna be the wife I fuck this time.”
Prompt #4:
Once again Merlin has been poisoned.
This time with an extremely potent poison that Arthur knows always to be fatal. He doesn’t manage to save Merlin in time and has to watch his manservant die.
Merlin’s dead.
Until he isn’t.
Merlin is positive that something went wrong and they probably just used a wrong dosis, but Arthur is convinced that Merlin should be dead.
BONUS: They have been abducted and Merlin’s live is being used as leverage against Arthur.
Prompt #9:
The cursed Prince
When Arthur was young he was cursed. A punishment for all his cruelties.
The next time he misused his powers as the Prince of Camelot against his people he started growing horns. They grew bigger and he became beastlier with every misbehaviour.
In order to become the handsome prince he once was he needs someone to show - and teach - him kindness.
Though who would help out the disgraced prince that has scared away everyone long ago?
Prompt #15:
Supernatural Crossover:
Merlin and Hunith run a Hunter’s Bar (similar to Ellen and Jo). Arthur is a hunter who stopps by every now and then and absolutely has a thing for Merlin. Merlin though hates his guts - or pretends to at least - which makes it all the more fun for Arthur to tease him.
Prompt #16:
Another Supernatural Crossover:
Merlin is not a typical hunter.
Among hunters he is known as Emrys and he is a big mystery. No-one has ever actually met him, but it is known that he is always there to help whether he pretends to be your FBI supervisor or you are stuck with your case (he is like a walking encyclopedia on supernatural things). But he never leaves his house to go hunting himself.
Arthur is one of the hunters who has called Emrys once or twice when he got stuck with a job.
That is, until he finds a super difficult case that not even Merlin knows the solution to immediately. So they start talking on the phone every evening for like an hour to brainstorm. (And merlin might’ve developed a little crush on the cocky hunter with the husky voice)
At one point Arthur decides to go after the monster and at first Merlin is irritated that Arthur didn’t call that evening, after 3 days with no notice from Arthur he gets concerned and after a week he is so freaked out that he breaks his unwritten rule and leaves his house to search for Arthur himself.
Prompt #17:
Skiing AU:
Arthur is a skiing-beginner and accidentally runs Merlin over on the slope. Needless to say neither of them is very fond of the other after that meeting.
It really was an accident though.
So was the second time.
And the third time.
The fourth time, however, wasn’t.
Possible endings:
1) Arthur invites Merlin to their skiing lodge at the end of their holidays as a way of apologising for the times they unfortunately bumped into each other.
2) Merlin and Arthur get stuck in a gondola and huddle together for warmth.
3) Both of the above.
Prompt #18:
Bar/Café owner Arthur hosts his sister Morgana’s bachelorette party.
Morgana’s maid of honour booked stripper!Merlin for the evening.
Arthur ends up hanging out with Merlin after the girls have already moved on to their next location.
Prompt #19:
Merlin has been in love with Arthur from the moment they’ve met. And even though there were several moments where the sexual tension was tangible, he never dared imagine something might actually happen between them.
Imagine his surprise when, out of the blue, Arthur proposes to him.
And imagine his heartbreak when he realises Arthur only proposed to spite his estranged father.
Even though the proposal was made for the wrong reasons they might realise it hasn’t been the wrong decision after all.
why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?
i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar