Prompt #3:

Prompt #3:

Arthur is a con man whose speciality it is to con rich young couples out of their money and sleep with the wives for good measure.

His latest victim is a beautiful young woman in her early 20s. Everything goes according to plan, until he meets with her and her boyfriend Merlin for the first time. And very-much-straight™-Arthur realises: “Oh, shit. It’s not gonna be the wife I fuck this time.”

Merlin: Our children will be beautiful and intelligent.

Gwaine: Don't forget imaginary.

Ah No, that's fine :)

I'm glad my ask made you happy!

And I totally understand your struggle with updating regularly (I believe every writer does!). Inspiration strikes when it feels like it (and that's very rarely when you'd need it most -.-).

I'm very much looking forward to Tuesday now, though ;)

Ooooh I love your bodyswap story so far ❤️ please write more soon, I wanna know how the boys handle the situation they're in 😊

@das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh :

OH WOW THANK YOU !!!???!!! it’s only the second time ever someone actually *ask* me for more and sorry because I’m gonna turn incoherent but the only appropriate reaction I can think of is ‘%@^@%^$^$%!!!???!!!’ (but I mean it in a very, VERY good way??) *deep breath, calm down* I’ll try to update regularly on Tuesdays??? I’m spacing it out in the hope that there won’t be a sudden month gap if I don’t have enough time to write (because sadly I’m nt the most productive writer, real life getting in the way etc etc…) Feel free to kick me in the ass if I’m late though ????? (also, sorry to answer in public and not in private but I simply do not want to see your ask disappear because you bet I will need to be able to find it if I ever feel down!!??!! let me know if you want me to turn it into a private post when you’ve seen my answer though!!) THANK YOU !!!   

Well, yes. They don't understand the perfection that is Colin Morgan in the first place, so it's not surprising they can't comprehend the lengths one would go through to see him/his work. 🤷

Also, we should totally watch the tempest while we're at it

So I just told my flatmates about our newest plans, and when I was finished they looked at me for a solid minute until they asked "so you want to fly to the uk, because you want to watch a film in the cinema. Isn't that a bit extra?" So, now my question: Are we a bit extra or A HELL OF A LOT extra? 😏😏😏

Of course it’s fucking extra, ya gotta be mad not to want to see this movie. They don’t understand, they aren’t intellectuals

Arthur: A-Are you crying?

Merlin: *sniffs* That's morning dew.

Arthur: *scoffs* Very poetic.

Merlin: Unbelievable. His royal prattishness can't even pee outside.

Arthur: Well, Merlin. Being my 'royal prattishness' has a certain benefit.

Arthur: I don't have to.