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*At a black family dinner*

Orion: I need you all to be straight with me

Everyone:

Sirius: Well shit then bye guys

Bellatrix:

Regulus: Yeah…Uh i’m out too

Andromeda:

Narcissa: Merlin’s beard people One dinner one normal dinner please

*In The Common Room*

James: Hey Marls want to play a game?

Marlene: Yes what is it

James: I’m going to tell you something Sirius has said and you have to tell me if he said it to Remus or my Mom

Marlene: I’m gonna be great at this let’s do it

James: “I want to live with you forever”

Marlene:

Marlene: …I don’t like this game anymore

*Dinner at Hogwarts*

Remus: You know James you’re turning into your mother

Peter: He’s right

James: What no i’m not- Sirius eat your veggies then you can have dessert

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

James: Oh Good Godric I AM MY MOTHER

*In the Common Room*

Remus: James! Sirius and Peter are missing!

James: Why are you coming to me? You think i have them microchipped or something?

Remus:

Lily:

Marlene: …do you?

James: Yeah hold on…

Remus: I’m in love with Sirius

Lily: I’m sorry

Remus: I said-

Lily: No I heard you i’m just sorry

the fact that sirius black died during pride month idk but seems kinda homophobic to me

Peter: Hey do you have the weird urge to lecture yourself?

Peter: Like, “Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?”

James: Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?

Sirius: *screams*

Peter: I conjured him

Lily: Are you a cat or dog person?

Remus: Definitely a cat person

Sirius: *snaps head around*

Lily: I’ve never seen the look of utter betrayal before yet here we are

Remus: Wow I can’t believe you’re Sirius’s brother

Regulus: Neither can I it’s an ongoing investigation

Regulus: What happens if I hit the brake and gas at the same time?

Sirius: The car takes a screenshot

Remus: Get out

Mary: Hey Remus can I have your opinion on something?

Remus: Of course

Mary: But I haven’t told you what it is yet?

Mary: You may not even have an opinion on this

Remus: Oh I always have an opinion

Marlene: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Sirius: *grabs James’ hand and pulls him on to the table*

Also Sirius: *pushes Reg off of where he was trying to get on to the table*

Police: Sirius Black?

Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME

Regulus: Now shut up and help me

with this crossword i need a six letter word for disappointment

Sirius: Family

Walburga:

Regulus: Works for me