Peter: Hey Do You Have The Weird Urge To Lecture Yourself?

Peter: Hey do you have the weird urge to lecture yourself?

Peter: Like, “Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?”

James: Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?

Sirius: *screams*

Peter: I conjured him

happy birthday to my favorite golden era wizard who was sorted into gryffindor and proved that was where he belonged time and time again. happy birthday to the boy who deserves so much better than he got yet he still made it through. happy birthday to the boy he survived against all odds (and looked good doing it). happy birthday to harry james potter<3

*In the Common Room*

Remus: James! Sirius and Peter are missing!

James: Why are you coming to me? You think i have them microchipped or something?

Remus:

Lily:

Marlene: …do you?

James: Yeah hold on…

Remus: Wow I can’t believe you’re Sirius’s brother

Regulus: Neither can I it’s an ongoing investigation

One of the most common reasons I hear for people being against abortion is because “life is sacred.”

Really? Since when? When has life ever been sacred in this country?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t have universal healthcare?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t pass comprehensive gun laws so first graders don’t get gunned down in their classrooms?

If life is sacred, why don’t we offer paid maternal leave so mothers can actually take care of the babies that you are now forcing them to have?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t bat an eye when the police murder black kids?

If life is sacred, why do we have the highest maternal death rate in the developed world, which is only going to increase now that women are being forced to give birth?

If life is sacred, why is the death penalty even still a thing?

If life is sacred, why are we still encouraging violence against the LGBTQ+ community?

Life has literally never been sacred in this country. Maybe anti-choicers like to pretend that it is because it makes them feel righteous when in reality, they’re just misogynistic pieces of shit, but it’s not. And as long as psychotic, reactionary morons continue to steal power undemocratically and make decisions that the majority of us do not want, it never will be.

*In The Common Room*

James: Hey Marls want to play a game?

Marlene: Yes what is it

James: I’m going to tell you something Sirius has said and you have to tell me if he said it to Remus or my Mom

Marlene: I’m gonna be great at this let’s do it

James: “I want to live with you forever”

Marlene:

Marlene: …I don’t like this game anymore