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So….found out a more accurate size of eight year olds…their so small???? So redo of my drawing for @obviouslyshy’s Naruto au

Don’t mind that it was drawn on scrap a paper so you can see bugs bleeding through the sheet oops

read the fic here!! https://href.li/http://archiveofourown.org/works/46935640

reading @drdiabolical “The Minimum Effort Principle” made the brain go into overdrive so here some art for it!

Sorry for the fuzzy quality

This one was a quick sketch so it’s a little wacky still happy with it though!

more art ye!! Showed it to my friend she said I should post it on tumbler so here !! A gift! The brain rot for the minimum effort principle is too strong so it is art for that @drdiabolical

Who let him into the electricity plants after shutting off his electricity when he was two days due on rent?? (Dude wasn’t happy he couldn’t watch the new episode of virgin river)

also… is Kakashi in this fic a teenager, to classify as an orphan you need to be below the age of eighteen and we know he’s an orphan….is man’s skipping school??? Does like he get homework to do at (his past) work? The hijinks of Kakashi needing Spider-Man level accuses to get out of class to go do villainy after hearing the very specific ringtone he set for the villians (it’s the Benny hill theme) or even better using his stupid excuses from obito even more “oh no Mrs. Johnson I left my hamster on and he’s gonna eat my grandma I need to get home fast!”

just learned about electrolytes! Which makes kakashis powers scarier. Electrolytes are just positive and negative ions dissociated into water (or another polar liquids) when we consume them as the electrolytes get into our blood it brings water with it! The electrolytes leave the water leaves so on and so forth. Now Kakashi can control the movement of the ions as that is just what “electrical currents” are so dude can just slowly shut people down from the inside remove the electrolytes from blood cells and the water goes too so the blood cells shrivel, move the electrolytes from nerve cells and now you have a way harder time reacting to things or even sensing (hearing, smelling, feeling) everything around you. He could dull your senses to the point that you don’t even know your dying before your dead.

though of course the easiest course of action would be stop the electrical flow to the brain ooops heart failure happens sometimes even to healthy people couldn’t have been a murder. And even if a case was opened who would suspect “minor current control”

Now I don’t think Kakashi would immediately go all in on the whole villian thing minimum effort and all that he was sold against his will he will be as annoying as possible without outright hostility. But some of the villains in the league of villians are just teens or people horribly mistreated by society. How could Kakashi not look at toga and how she was shunned for her blood quirk and not see Naruto shunned for being a jinuuriki all these people strange reflections of people he used to call family. Sure he’s annoying and lazy once he gets emotionally attached he would do everything he possibly could to keep them safe.

we’ve already seen Kakashi doesn’t care for ‘hero’s’ or ‘villains’ one way or another but if he gets attached to a person with either title it doesn’t matter what society says about them, good or bad, Kakashi would hold onto them and never let go.

the inherit hilarity of Kakashi failing horribly in dodge ball because he’s just not bothered enough to move and getting nailed in the face will never not be a funny prospect

can’t stop rotating Kakashi acting shocked as he flips someone off then deadpan electrocuted them to death, so hang on while I crash course teach myself to animate and do thus

I promised and never let it be said I’m a lier. Here is a crappy animation that I did over the course of three days exclusively at midnight :)

BOOM! Lovely I know as has been my current obsession this is for @drdiabolical ‘s Naruto BNHA crossover fanfic The Minimum Effort Principle

(this is my first time ever animating anything so be kind :])

played cards with the family (and lost horrendously I’m not great at blackout) so more Kakashi sketch’s for you guessed it @drdiabolical ‘s Kakashi BNHA fanfiction!! The sketch’s are just that sketch’s because I was a little preoccupied trying not to lose at cards (still in last by a good 100 points so didn’t really succeed there)

Fanart for the fanfiction In A Year Or Twenty :)) can I give you a synopsis of it….no! But go read it!!

𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥

[ 🌸 ] It's your fault, you put the idea in my head and I couldn't resist- Also, I really didn't know which characters to write with, so I wrote the ones that were in your tags, I hope this isn't disappointing bby u.u

characters: naruto uzumaki;;neji hyuga;;shikamaru nara;;sasuke uchiha;;kakashi hatake;;gaara

genre: fluff;;light angst in some parts...

warnings:  sweet writing that can make you sad;;mentions of deaths of various characters due to old age (also some being killed by sasuke_bad duck), reader dying once due to childbirth;;reader being an alien...;;a human and an alien together? a strange romance, but can it make you happy?, yes. but it's sweet and not a toxic romance so it's ok :D;;

enjoy <3

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naruto uzumaki

- are you a what?

- A Gem? Is your body not real?? Is it an illusion of your gem?

- Wait, wha-?

- confused child confused child

- "You are from space... does it mean that there is life on other planets?!"

- he went from confused to proud

-“I can't believe it, I conquered an alien-- my partner is an alien!-” //proceeds to laugh maniacally// “I'm better than sasuke!”

- anyway

-He stopped being so happy when he knew that his life was short compared to yours

- You would see him grow old and die, it was something bittersweet for our boy

- He didn't want to leave you alone.

- But if you were sure that you still loved him despite everything, then he would accept it.

-After all, for you to hear him and feel his body next to yours while he slept was going to be enough, right? It had to be for now and until the end of the universe...

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neji hyuga

- awww, my sweet and serious boy 

 - Anyway 

 -The boy was surprised, although he did not want to show it 

 - he suspected that you were going to say something like that 

- And his suspicions began when he saw your radiant gem for the first time. 

 -At first he thought it was just an accessory that you carried

- Aa~ How wrong he was 

 - "So... you come from space?". "Yes". "And... what does it look like?" 

 - He will listen to you for what seemed like minutes, when in reality it was hours 

 -He was surprised when you told him about the different and millions of galaxies that existed 

 - moving on to another topic 

 -He was a little worried when you told him about what would happen to you if you got pregnant 

 -Needless to say, his plan to have children with you was annulled (as much as it hurt him deep down) 

 -He prefers to spend his short life with you instead of "taking" your life and leaving him alone with a child 

 - If you let him stay by your side, neji will be the happiest man on the planet. That I can assure you! 

 -And even if, for you, it was only a short period of time in which you would be by his side until he died of old age. You must understand that for Neji it was always and will be more than enough to spend his whole life until his last days of living with you, lying on his soft futon, while you gently caress his previously brown hair, now gray due to at time. 

And as you tried not to cry, you gave him one last small but sad smile before he closed his tired eyes, never to open them again. 

 - maybe in another life you would find him again to love him once more

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shikamaru nara

- Hey, Shikamaru is a smart boy… seriously

- But- 

- "You are too annoying, woman.", "… I'm not a woman", "Wha-?" 

- Uhhh, it happens... that he doesn't suspect anything of you 

- ... you had to explain many things to him 

- "Very well, let me see if I understood... you are not a woman but a space rock that has a life of its own and your body is not really your body but a hologram of light" //take a breath// "you are more complicated than a woman, how troublesome…” 

-Anyway, he understood what you were the first time, so yaAY 

-He loves you 

- and you love him 

- They're both troublesome and that's okay, right? 

- A problem couple :D 

-Shikamaru surely would have laughed at the way you remembered him after his death due to old age 

- Since you would always remember him as the first "problematic" human, you came to love lmao

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sasuke uchiha

- he actually didn't find out why you told him, he found out because you did 'pOOF' in front of him 

 - It was an attack in fact 

 - Someone impaled you with a kunai out of nowhere and instead of blood you just went 'poOOF' 

 -He was terrified and angry, so he took out all his frustration on the bandits who hurt you 

- Poor boy 

- As he did not know what was happening, he grabbed the only thing you left behind before you vanished, and that was the precious gem that he now held in his hands. 

 - Several weeks passed, he always watched the precious stone in case there was any clue to your whereabouts, until one night the stone began to shine and well you appeared with a new set of clothes and also without any scratch on you - Which obviously puzzled Sasuke, since well... you were hurt 

 - You had to tell him, pfff 

 -Now that sasuke knows the truth, he must change his plans with you 

- He cannot have children with you, since you would abandon your life, and he does not want to "kill" you 

 -He wants to be with you until well- he dies and yes, you fulfill his wishes 

 -Unfortunately, the legacy of the uchiha clan dies along with sasuke at the end, remaining as a legend of what once was 

 - And you remained as the last being that came to be close to one 

 - In another case, if you manage to convince him that it's okay, since a part of you will become your child and that you really want to have this child with him, then He (with a lot of pain) will grant your wishes 

 - Having at the end a child half gem and half uchiha 

 - Sasuke would love his son to pieces, but even so he can't help but miss you every day, but it's what you wanted, right?, and if this was going to make you happy, then he would try to be happy too…

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kakashi hatake

- Aa~, what a surprise 

- Honestly, he was surprised to learn that you were not a human 

 -Actually he found out suddenly 

 -He had taken a lot of trust in you and simply told you about his bitter past, you- deciding that it was not fair that only he told you about his origins, you told him about where you came from 

- he listened to you carefully 

- Actually, the egotistical part of him is happy that you are not going to die before him or something similar But then comes the realization that hits him in waves...you will be left alone...perhaps forever, watching the people you came to love to die of old age. 

- It was something bitter for him 

- But in any case, he would always try to be by your side until, well, he died.

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gaara

- my sand boy

- Make me a sandcastle, daddy-

- Just kidding lmaoooo

- He was just surprised that you weren't a human

- But who is he to judge?

- As for having children, you can adopt and raise them as your own

- Forming a happy family!

- Although he does not live as long as you, a part of him is a little happy that you will be able to do so many things, meet and explore new things, and you will be able to take care of the plants that you planted together

- The other part of him doesn't want to leave you.

He really doesn't want to do it.

-But he knows that it is impossible to live the same time as you

- It's something bitter, I know... death will be what separates you in the end

* at first I wanted to put the reader with several of the characters when they were children and her being a mother figure... but then I realized that it would take a lot of work to do it and that few lines would not serve to tell the whole story of the characters with the reader.

* I wanted to put more drama, but I just put the important thing first mmmm

* before, it was going to be a bit more bitter, but I felt bad when I finished reading the original work that I just started from scratch (again)

* I always found the gem pregnancy in steven universe interesting... maybe that's why I mention it frequently u.u

* rose quartz it’s my favorite character uwu

Can someone make Naruto character headcanons where the reader is a crystal gem? I can’t get this concept out of my head and I WANT ITTT

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⇝𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 (4)

⇝Part 3

Naruto moved with caution as he went to sit down. Sakura moved with him, hands flickering green. He was thankful for her presence, and reminded him that even though nobody would help, she would be with him. Help him find you.

Jiriaya heaved a strangled sigh as Tsunade looked as if she was trying to murder him with her eyes alone.

“Well, I’m not exactly sure how to put this in words…” Jiriaya trails off as he looks to Kakashi for help. In turn, Kakashi pointedly looks at Tsunade.

“Lord, all of you lot are baboons,” she turns towards Naruto, and the previous gravity of the situation hits him full force again. You. And you not being with him.

“What happened to her?” His choked voice escapes him without his permission, as if a deeper part of him is seeking you out. His soul, being, and entire existence of Naruto, wailing for you.

Tsunade finally looks at him with remorse, well hidden, but noticeable because he has seen her at her lowest, knows what to looks for-

“I don’t want you to hate anybody, Naruto, Sakura. You both understand the, implications, of Naruto’s situation, yes?” She asks.

Sakura looks up from her hands, confused. Unable to hold in his want, his need for information, he whirls to her, grabs her face and drops the first bombshell of the day.

“I’m the Kyuubi’s host. It’s sealed inside of me.” Sakura’s eyes widen, but she’s been treating this as high risk surgery, so she internalizes, then promptly moves on. His hands drop.

The adults in the room watch dumbfounded as the two have an unspoken conversation (look at the irony of that) and then turn to look at them in unison. Tsunade takes this as a cue to continue.

“It’s no unknown fact that being a jinchuuriki is something that is very important to the village. They are mostly seen as very powerful beings in the military strength of a Hidden Village. Therefore, many others seek this power for themselves, such as the Akatsuki.”

Naruto felt as if he had split into two pieces. One was paying rapt attention to all of this, and the other was irked at the fact that this isn’t telling him where you were.

“When Naruto was born,” and now with this new tone of voice, he could tell that this is the Hokage and not Baa-chan talking to them anymore. “I believe, the council and Third Hokage thought it was the best choice to create a dormant ninja with astounding abilities to protect him from danger.”

There was a high pitched ringing in his ears again, and Naruto’s mind made the connections. Because no matter what people say, he is a ninja worthy of training under one of the Sanin. He learns to understand the unspoken, but lord, he didn’t want to now. Not if it meant what he thought it meant.

“She’s the dormant ninja, isn’t she?” Sakura’s voice cuts through, stating the obvious.

Tsunade nods.

“Then what does this have to do with anything?! This isn’t as bad as my secret! I won’t treat her differently, I promise! Let me see her!” He begs. Because he’s been without you for so long, Naruto feelings like he’s slowly shattering.

Sakura places a hand on his shoulder, “I think, that this is still the background we need to understand what happened.”

Tsunade clears her throat and continues, “Since this is a dormant ninja, they gave her the powers through seals. Her entire being is covered in them, and they connect to the corpses of the first two Hokage.”

Naruto’s breathe catches in his throat. Everyone knew that the corpses of the Hokages are preserved and kept somewhere very secret. To have that sort of power-

“But, all of this needed an anchor, and since the village had just been attacked, the Third Hokage became that anchor.”

He was making the connection. Uzumaki’s excelled in Funinjitsu and he had Jiriaya teach him. He just prayed that whatever his mind came up with, was wrong.

“After his passing, I soon found the scroll holding all of this information, and found that since she didn’t have an anchor, she was extremely unstable. We had to create a new anchor for her. Kakashi started it, Jiriaya fixed it.” Tsunade faltered. “I think it’s best if we go see her now.”

On the way to wherever she was, Naruto was dazed and completely unresponsive. Sakura was a comforting presence behind him, and his hand was fisted in Kakashi’s flak jacket.

Pleasepleaseletmeseeherpleaseiloveher

In the basement of the building they were in, they near a room with a window, which had an ominous blue light spilling from it. Naruto screwed his eyes shut, clamping them with force. He lets Kakashi steer him.

He doesn’t want to see what he did. Because this is his fault. Had he not been here-

Naruto hears a gasp escape from Sakura, followed by stifled sobbing. At that, he lets go of Kakashi’s jacket to cover his eyes before taking a deep breath and opening them. Although he didn’t want to see what he did, the need to see you would always overpower anything.

And there you were. The first thought in his mind is that you had grown even more beautiful as time passed. You look like the gods had spent time carving you out of stone. He never wanted to kiss you more.

Then the rest processed.

You were kneeling, ankles bolted to the ground, shackled hands clawing at the ground beside your thighs. Dressed in undergarments, seals littered every available space on exposed skin, glowing a bright blue. Hair brushed your back, swaying softly to their own dance, while your back arched as you stared at the sky with your mouth open in a silent scream going to the heavens.

There were people fluttering around you with brushes, dripping with ink as they scribble around the floor that surrounds you.

Naruto’s vision flashes black before coming back wavy, distorted. A sound escapes him, and he sees Tsunade with glowing hands near him. Distantly, he thinks that he is screaming for you, with you, your pain and agony flowing through him.

Then, Tsunade’s chakra wraps around him, and all he knows is darkness.

@kissyhalik @the-holy-trinity-l @lennyleoo

⇝ Final Part

⇝ 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥! 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

marching tunes sung by children in men's clothes

Please may I have Naruto Platonic headcanons of Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno with a childhood friend who is exactly like Yukio Okumura from Blue exorcist and he is also Sasuke Uchiha's younger twin brother. He used to be a crybaby and was picked on quite often during childhood. He grew out of it when he was 7 and started training as a ninja around that time and he became a Jonin at the age of 11. He didn't spiral on a path of revenge like Sasuke but it was clear the relationship between Sasuke and him was not the same anymore. *he did gain more fangirls than his brother though..and he wasn't picked on anymore*. He is a highly skilled Uchiha and that much was obvious.

Naruto's relationship with him from childhood to now

Sakura's relationship with him from childhood to now

Sasuke Uchiha's relationship with his brother from childhood to now

Kakashi's relationship with him

Team 7 - Platonic Childhood Relationships

Warnings: None

Naruto Uzamaki

- He always saw you crying and alone when you two were kids so from the beginning he liked you more than Sasuke

- He could empathize with the loneliness

- Once you guys werewere forced to hang around each other he didn’t really like you as much

- You were a stickler for the rules and a bit standoff ish and always surrounded with fan girls

- So he was jealous and found you annoying like he did with Sasuke

- But then came a day where he unlocked your Traumatic Backstory TM

- Because of that he was able to know you and understand you better and you two became close

- I think you and Naruto would have gotten the closest out of everyone and became really good friends

- Even in the war, you two would always look out for each other

Sakura Haruno

- She thought you were annoying at the start

- A crybaby, she thought your brother was much cooler than you and probably used you a couple times just to talk to him

- As your personality started changing though she started talking to you more

- After spending more time with her and team seven, as well as being a jonin at an exceptionally young age Sakura liked you a lot

- It was probably your mysterious personality she was drawn too

- However the more you hung out with Naruto the more she started liking and talking to Sasuke and using you again

- By the time the war was over though, you two put your past aside and managed to become pretty good friends

Sasuke Uchiha

- Before everything with Itachi happened you two were inseparable

- You did everything together

- But once it was all done, he slowly started growing distant

- You were all each other had and your bond deepend initially

- However that didn’t last long

- Sasuke hated your crybaby attitude and it wasn’t long before you drifted from one another

- Once you two had to spend more time together again it took a while for you two to get warmed up to each other again

- The past and his jealousy of you being a jonin greeting in the way of a stable sibling relationship

- It took a while but you two managed to make amends

- When he set out to take revenge on Itachi, he tries to convince you to come, hating you when you refused, hating that you were stronger than him and wouldn’t avenge your clan

- Your relationship was in shambles once again

- Once he returned you two worked together when you had to but still usually avoided each other when possible

- After the war was over you two started working on fixing your relationship once again

Kakashi Hatake

- He practically adopted you

- He saw himself in you and knew he wanted to protect you

- No matter the situation Kakashi was always there for you to help

- He became a very important father figure in your life

- Helped you learn a lot of the Uchiha techniques

- He helped you with your training as a jonin and went with you on your first few missions to get you used to it

- You two had a really close bond

- Once the war started he tried to get you on he easier missions not wanting to lose you in the war.

- You mananged to convince him you could handle the war and the two of you stayed together through thick and thin

- Once the war was over you helped him with his duties and made sure everything went well