Fanart For The Fanfiction In A Year Or Twenty :)) Can I Give You A Synopsis Of It.no! But Go Read It!!

Fanart for the fanfiction In A Year Or Twenty :)) can I give you a synopsis of it….no! But go read it!!

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Terrible Naruto Headcannons that I Think Would be Funny

Gaara’s black eyeliner is actually an unsettling amount of eyelashes

Gai and kakashi’s ridiculous rivalry is actually a bit that neither of them are willing to admit to being overplayed yet. They’re not rivals they’re just committed to the bit.

Kakashi isn’t actually super fast at hand seals. He doesn’t need hand seals at all. All that hand moving is just him stimming.

Since using the dead demon consuming seal locks the user and target’s souls in the shinigami’s stomach to fight for eternity, Hiruzen Sarutobi was stuck sitting next to the disembodied arms of orochimaru since that’s all he could grab. The shinigami was so embarrassed for him he just let the guy go to the pure lands which is why he was able to be edo tensei’d during the 4th war.

Minato asked the shinigami really really politely to get out but he had to take the nine tails yin chakra with him like when ur parents make u take ur younger sibling when u go out.

Nobody in naruto has ever fucked except for Genma

Yamato has left logs lying around all over konoha at Kakashi’s request just so it’s always a log that kakashi kawarimi’s himself with. Kakshi requested that they all be identical.

Alternatively! It’s always the same log and Kakashi takes it with him everywhere. It was a birthday present from Yamato

If Canada existed Yamato would be Canadian.

Hiruzen and Danzo are constantly on the brink of fucking nasty at any given moment of their interactions and the tension has in fact killed a fourth, unnamed council member.

Gaara doesn’t actually stop being a psychopath when he becomes desert ninja president it’s just that he’s so busy simping for naruto he forgor 🥺

Tenten is actually the protagonist of a second, secret manga occurring at the same time as Naruto which is why she rarely shows up. Every time she’s in a naruto episode it’s actually filler for her own story.

Yeah, Sakumo fucked the moon via @sloaners kagumo crack headcanon. Kakashi gained absolutely zero of his mother’s abilities. Hagoromo is actually kind of embarrassed they’re siblings. Kakashi feels the same way for the opposite reason

Nobody ever taught kakashi how the bank works and at this point he’s too afraid to ask which is why he makes everyone else pay for his meals. He has no idea how to withdraw funds.

The trees talk to Yamato but it’s never anything helpful just passive-aggressive mom comments about what he’s doing with his life. For this same reason there’s actually zero wood anywhere in his apartment.

Gai is faceblind. It’s the reason he doesn’t recognize like. Any of his adversaries. Kakashi has shown Gai his face multiple times but Gai doesn’t register it so it doesn’t matter at all.

Itachi can’t curse for shit. He said ‘dammit’ one time and washed his own mouth out with soap.

Made this rewrite of the end of chapter 608 bc me and my friends wanted to see gai being the one to stand up for kakashi instead of naruto and just rip obito up. We know gai would’ve been seeing red at hearing him degrade his rival. (Plus it parallels baby gai trying to beat up those chunin for mocking his dad.) Reads Left to right bc i forgot to make it right to left whoopsies.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

the consciousness of decked out has actually been split into three pieces between the members of the Deepfrost Court. the pieces that became a postal service and a factory are confused but not as confused as the part that's becoming Frogger