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*gasps with a hand to her heart * William Solace!!!! No Nudes!!!! Only dudes!!!!! Wait not in that wa---
Nico: Send dudes.
Will: You mean nudes?
Nico: No, I'm in a battle, I need people who aren't skeletons.
...starring
Me as William Solace
My brother as The Cop
Nico *In the shadows watching the interaction between the cop and Will and facepalming * : My bestie
Cop: We got a call that said you had pot in your car
Will: *pulls out a flower pot* Oh you mean this?
Cop: *laughing* Oh, my mistake. What're you growing?
Will:
Will: Weed
Annabeth: Percy…
Percy: Oh no “Percy” in b-flat.
Percy: You’re disappointed.
Will: Please, I’m begging you to eat some ambrosia and go to the camp infirmary.
Nico: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Leo: So what do you do?
Percy: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Leo: Wow, impressive.
Percy: Then I’ll move onto Leos
Grover: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
Nico: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Will: You’re like 15 years old
Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
Isn't nature so beautiful
Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic
It’s canadian not can’tadian
Will: I’m having a problem with this person...
Nico: Kill them.
Will: *rolls eyes* no.
Nico: What if I killed them for you?
Will: NO!
Will: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Nico: *turns to Percy* How tall are you?
Drew: *flirts with Will*
Nico: *staring at them silently*
Jason: You’re being awfully quiet today, Nico.
Nico: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Cecil: so what’s it like being married to Nico?
Will: well... once I asked him for a glass of water while he was angry with me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
Sally: “Thank the gods, you’re alive”
Percy: “The gods? The gods are the ones creating all the problems! I’m the one fixing them! If anything, I’m alive in spite of them”
Percy: Annabethhh, help! I’m trapped under the tree and the star is tangled in my hair.
Annabeth: Why were you under the tree, Seaweed Brain?
Percy: .... because I am a gift to this world?
Will: Nico! What costume did you get for Halloween?
Nico: I’m dressing up as “Nico with a will to live”, nobody’s going to recognize me.
Will: ... *sigh* what am I going to do with you
Will: Hey Nico, do you have a bag that I can borrow?
Nico: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Will: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Will: Nico, why is there blood everywhere?
Nico: I may have aggressively poked someone... with a knife...
Will: You stabbed someone?!
Nico: No, no! I aggressively poked them with a knife.
Percy: I’m 40% awesome, 60% water, and 100% beauty.
Jason: That’s 200%
Percy: And I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
Will: Don’t do anything dangerous!
Nico: We both know that’s asking too much.