Source: Percy Jackson - Tumblr Posts

...Will... I....Neeks...i...

Will: Did it hurt?

Nico: What?

Will: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Nico:

Nico: Did you just call me Satan?

...starring

Me as William Solace

My brother as The Cop

Nico *In the shadows watching the interaction between the cop and Will and facepalming * : My bestie

Cop: We got a call that said you had pot in your car

Will: *pulls out a flower pot* Oh you mean this?

Cop: *laughing* Oh, my mistake. What're you growing?

Will:

Will: Weed

...From the bottom of my almost endless stomach pit...What the duck, William

Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.

Will:

Will: I have great tits yeah

Nico:

Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-

...Neeks nO-

Nico: Do something fun then. Blow up the place or whatever

Will: How have you survived this long?

Nico: Dumb luck and a deal with the devil