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(after getting donghyuck back from prison)

mark: thanks for taking the fall on that kidnapping charge, hyuckie

donghyuck: i took one for the team, man. the cleaner your reputation stays, the more judges i can make friends with. besides, prison for me is like, vacation. i get a bigger living space, there's more food, and i even make more money.

mark: how do you make money in there?

donghyuck: how do you think? i sucked a bunch of cocks

mark:

donghyuck: don't worry, no sex. i would never cheat on you.

This is a very Haechan thing to say 🤣

Jeno: If I were a gardener - I’d put our tu-lips together! 

Jaemin: *blushing*

Haechan: If I were a gardener - you’d be my hoe!

Mark: … thanks.

This gave me the funniest image in my brain 🤣

I can’t help but think this could actually happen at an OT23 party 👀

Edit: This might be the funniest incorrect quote I’ve ever seen

Taeyong: Why can't I make the playlist for the party?

Jaehyun: Last time you had This Is What Dreams Are Made Of by Hillary Duff on replay the entire party.

Taeyong: Cause Hey now, Hey now, this is what dreams are made of.

Jaehyun: Johnny's got it this time.

*2 hours later*

Johnny: *first pumping while DJing* Where did you come from where did you go where did come from cotton eyed Joe. Hit the banjo Mark!

Jaehyun: I should have just let Taeyong do it.

Taeyong: No, I can break dance to this.

Ten: Taemin, what are you doing?

Taemin: Playing Uno with Kai because he said i couldn't beat him. Take four cards, sucker.

Kai: I want to prove he's cheating cause he's so ahead of me, but he's not. :(

Ten: Why do you have so many cards?

Kai: *Gestures angrily to Taemin* Him! Duh.

Ten: Alright, good luck. *leaves the room*

3 minutes later

Kai: *from the other room* UNO! IN YOUR FACE!

Ten: *walks out to see what is happening* umm, what a turn of events.

Taemin has like ten cards and Kai only has one.

Taemin, putting a card down: I hate you.

Kai, grinning widely: Thank you! * places down final card* I WIN! WOOHOO! IN YOUR FACE TAEMIN! *starts dancing around the room*

Ten: uh, nice try hyung?

Taemin, sitting grumpily with 14 cards in front of him: kill me now

Lucas: I’m a firm believer in “if you’re going to fail, fail spectacularly.”

Taeyong: If you bite it and you die, then it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mark: What if it bites me and it dies?

Doyoung: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and it dies?

Taeyong: That’s voodoo.

Chenle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Taeil: That’s correlation, not causation.

Johnny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Ten: That’s kinky ;)

Winwin: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Taeyong: I know this, and I love you.

Mark: I just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was was pretty good.

Haechan: That’s him officer, that’s the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.