Lucas: Im A Firm Believer In If Youre Going To Fail, Fail Spectacularly.

Lucas: I’m a firm believer in “if you’re going to fail, fail spectacularly.”

Ryeowook: *to Siwon* Do you play basketball?

Siwon: I don’t know, do you play mini golf?

*all of Exo staring out the window*

Suho: What are you doing?

Chen: The cable went out, so we’re watching the couple across the street break up.

Wendy: I’m semi excited about this new girl, but I’m gonna try to keep my expectations low this time

Irene: Yes, guard your heart-but not your vagina.

So, I get severe migraines -and when I say severe, I mean I’m out for a few days. Either way, my head is so sensitive that when storms come and the air pressure changes, I can tell because my head begins to hurt. Either way, I was at the mall with my friend and I told her that it was going to rain. She looked at her weather app and told me that I must be mistaken as it’s supposed to be sunny, and I told her to just trust me.

Long story short, it did rain and now my friend thinks I’m prophetic.

Random mugger: *points gun at Chenle* Give me your money!

Chenle: *holds up an uno reverse card* No, give me your money.

Mugger: Wtf

Chenle: *runs away*

*later to Doyoung*

Chenle: And that’s how I avoided getting mugged

Doyoung:

Doyoung: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Chenle?