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(after getting donghyuck back from prison)

mark: thanks for taking the fall on that kidnapping charge, hyuckie

donghyuck: i took one for the team, man. the cleaner your reputation stays, the more judges i can make friends with. besides, prison for me is like, vacation. i get a bigger living space, there's more food, and i even make more money.

mark: how do you make money in there?

donghyuck: how do you think? i sucked a bunch of cocks

mark:

donghyuck: don't worry, no sex. i would never cheat on you.

Random mugger: *points gun at Chenle* Give me your money!

Chenle: *holds up an uno reverse card* No, give me your money.

Mugger: Wtf

Chenle: *runs away*

*later to Doyoung*

Chenle: And that’s how I avoided getting mugged

Doyoung:

Doyoung: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Chenle?

Johnny: So, I said to myself: Kyle-

Jaehyun: Wait, Kyle?

Johnny: Yeah, that’s just what I call myself.

Taeyong: If you bite it and you die, then it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mark: What if it bites me and it dies?

Doyoung: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and it dies?

Taeyong: That’s voodoo.

Chenle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Taeil: That’s correlation, not causation.

Johnny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Ten: That’s kinky ;)

Mark: I just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was was pretty good.

Haechan: That’s him officer, that’s the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.