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Happy birthday glitch bitch
october 10
Sydney one shot is incoming but I have freshers flu (for the uninitiated, it's the horrendous flu/illness you get during the first week of uni) and so I have been literally lying in bed and sleeping all day. I am so ill and classes start tomorrow. I regret going out out these past two weeks.
Clubbing is so fun but I'm SO ill ๐ญ
LMFAAAOOOOOOOO
Making assumptions based of what creepy pasta you had a crush on back in the olden days: ( also some mention of nsfw stuff so if you don't fw that then please scroll)
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HOW ORIGINAL
As someone who never liked Jeff (shocker ik) what did y'all see in him ๐ญ
You don't have an ideal relationship with one of your parents
I feel like you thought you could "change" Him (and ik that majority of us thought this as kids but I'm gonna say it was especially common with y'all)
Now it really depends on which version of them you liked, if you liked Jeff from I eat pasta for breakfast then you most likely made your relationship with him lean into friends to lovers
Your 'I'm not like other girl's" Phase haunts you
You definitely are in an alternative subculture
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Oh my days ๐
Look I'm just going to say this with a full chest but is there a chance you had a weird thing for the overly flirty male character that got zero bitches?
Because same-
You have read the same scenario of Ben in every fic (ben and reader play video games and then one of them distracted the other with a kiss ๐)
You definitely went on cleverbot
We're you also trying to show your friends the hot pretty big fan art of him and make sure they never saw his canon face
If you were more interested in the more realistic Ben drowned (moon children) then you we're desperately trying to find any content for it
you really just want an entp/estp boyfriend who acts like him, but ended up dating that one Reddit kid
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where do I even begin ๐
Look ik I'm talking about the older times but ppl who write for jack today...yall are so ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
You either really liked the quiet version of him or the mean asshole version of him
If you could your younger self would hire a hitman after lazari and annie
Yeah that little obsession with the idea of mating didn't really stay so little did it (you like a/b/o)
Did someone say breeding kink ๐
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So wild guess but do you need therapy?
Now I get that the whole "jeff fangirl" Shit was bad but y'all haven't seen a Toby fangirl..
your hate towards Clockwork was by far the most scary shit ever
You definitely wanted to be him AND be with him
I'm mainly referring to Toby from the original story rather then the hyper waffles Toby,because the mob would find you if you voiced your live for him romantically (by the mob I mean Toby x masky shippers)
I might do a part 2
Is your ship really that iconic if one of them haven't been buried alive and the other haven't tried to dig them out with their bare hands?
Ya'll I'm fucking dead