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Hidan: ... How did this happen
Obito: How did what happen?
Hidan: *gestures to them both* This. How the fuck are we friends
Obito: Do you not want to be?
Hidan: No, no, I do. This is awesome. It's just wild to me. I haven't really had a friend before and my first one is some guy that's the complete opposite of me. It's fucking weird!
Obito: Oh! Three sentences without a curse! Impressive
Hidan: Oh, shut up. I'm trying to be serious!
Obito: *laughs off the insult, bapping Hidan with a book* I know... I'm just joking.
Obito: But, to answer your question... we're friends because we are so different. You bring out a less serious side of me, more like how I was when I was a kid. And somehow, I bring out a calm side of you. We bring out a balance in each other, and that's why we're good friends.
Hidan: ... I didn't think about that
Obito: You don't think about a lot of things
Hidan: I'm going to kick you off my bed, you old bastard.
Obito: Nooo, don't do that! I'll break something!
Hidan: GOOD. YOU DESERVE IT!
Obito: *laughs loudly*
Hidan: *kicks at Obito with his foot, giving up shortly after* ... Do you think we'd be friends in a different universe too?
Obito: I think so, at least eventually. Under all that religious rage, obsession and sadomasochism... you're a very kind and sweet person. Fun to be around.
Hidan: No the fuck I'm not
Obito: You are, you just need a little longer to see it
Hidan: ... Thanks.
Obito: You're welcome.
Hidan: ... You're a pretty good person too. Looking past the war starting, mass-murder, sensei killing and all that.
Obito: *chuckles* Thank you, Hidan
Hidan: Now go make me a sandwich. Since you got me all emotional and shit.
Obito: You brought it up!
Hidan: Yeah, well, now I want food!
Hidan: Not to be gay or anything, but you look good for your age. Like you do not look like you're in your forties
Obito: Ah, that's strange. I'm usually told I look older than forty
Hidan: Why's that?
Obito: Probably the face situation...
Hidan: ... What face situation?
Obito: Uhm... *gestures to the right side of his face* this face situation?
Hidan: ...
Obito: ...
Hidan: *squints, trying to get a better look* ... hold on.
Hidan: *turns, fumbling around in his pocket before pulling out a glasses case, opening it and putting the glasses on* *turns to Obito again*
Hidan: OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!
Obito: YOU'VE ONLY JUST NOW NOTICED!?
Hidan: I COULDN'T SEE!
Obito: HOW BAD IS YOUR EYESIGHT?!
Hidan: ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT! BUT I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING NERD IN GLASSES SO I DON'T WEAR EM!
Obito: HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE SCARRING LIKE THIS?!
Hidan: ALL OF YOUR FACE IS FUCKING BLURRY MAN, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Nearly finished with this, he just needs some more retouches and boom, Hidan post >:D
Finally had the time to finish some old wips (actually just 1 wip bit shhhh)
You'll be seeing more of this guy from now on
🩸 Hidan 🩸
Hidan: Hey, don't you have a cousin in Konoha? That Sasuke dude?
Obito: Yes, he has his own family there too.
Hidan: Why don't you go visit them?
Obito: I do sometimes, when I make visits to the Hokage. With the kids' missions on both ends, we can't organise a visit where we all see each other that often
Hidan: Hm... interesting.
Obito: Why do you ask?
Hidan: I'm just curious about what you Uchiha do for family things, like if there were traditions or something
Obito: There are a few I remember from when I was a kid, but when we live so far apart its hard to do. Most involved a gathering of the family
Hidan: What do you do? If I can ask
Obito: We used to paint on scrolls or wooden plaques, usually things from the stories of our history. And sometimes we'd play music on special, hand made instruments. Sasuke wasn't around for that though, the traditions fell apart when Konoha started turning against us, just before he was born.
Hidan: ... You could bring it back
Obito: I could... but I don't know how. It's a family thing, for multiple families. And I can only remember the words of the Uchiha songs, I never learned the instruments.
Hidan: I'll join.
Obito: Really?
Hidan: Yeah, if you're okay with it. I'll be an honorary Uchiha!
Obito: *smiles a little* Thank you.
Hidan: I'm shit at art though, just warning you now
Obito: You'll be fine. It's not my thing either
Hidan: Great! We can suck at it together!
Obito: *chuckles a little* Wonderful
Pein: What is wrong with you two now...
Hidan: Leader, listen, I just saw Deidara crying in the hallway before an alarm went off on his phone and he just stopped crying? And went back to work?? The fuck?!
Deidara: It's called time management, Hidan.
An AU where Hidan, Deidara and Obito are normal Shinobi to their respective villages. Obito works directly under Hokage Minato and watches over little Sasuke, Deidara gathers intel, sends messages to other Kage and teaches acedemy kids better chakra crontrol, and Hidan (being from a pacifist village) helps escourt important Shinobi and Kunoichi through dangerous areas and keeps them safe. They all somehow become friends and Obito is stuck with two dumbasses that are constantly bickering with each other
Hidan: Deidara, I have a confession to make...
Deidara: ... What.
Hidan: I'm dating your sister.
Deidara: What?!
Hidan: We've been dating for two years now
Deidara: WHAT?!!
Hidan: Grass doesn't taste good, I don't recommend eating it
Obito: Well... it is grass, Hidan. It's not meant to be ingested by a lot of creatures
Hidan: ... yeah...
Obito: ... How long ago did you eat grass, Hidan?
Hidan: ...
Obito: Hidan. How long.
Hidan: five minutes ago-
Obito: Jesus fucking Christ, Hidan.
Hidan: Before you say anything... I just want you to remember that I consider you my bestest friend in the whole world. You're like a brother to me, and I think you know that your life wouldn't be the same if I weren't in it.
Deidara: *hair messily chopped off just below his ears* Your life is meaningless to me and I'm going to take it from you.
Can I get a drawing of Hidan telling the Definition of Insanity to Shikamaru?
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy."
Someone help Shikamaru
It's my birthday! So I drew some Hidans for myself! And also HidaTana
Hidan: *walks into the kitchen* What are you two doing in here?! It sounds like you're setting off a bomb in here!
Deidara: *holding a completely burnt cake tin upside down, the cake glued inside it* ...
Obito: ...
Hidan: ... Is that a... cake?
Obito: Eeer... sure, you could call it that, yeah.
Deidara: ... Happy birthday!
Hidan: ... I am... not eating that.
Deidara: What?! Why?!
Hidan: Look at it! That's not edible!
Deidara: I lovingly prepared this for you! As your friend!!!
Hidan: You "lovingly" made CHARCOAL!
Deidara: How DARE YOU! YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD- *drops the cake tin in anger, the cake cracking the floor tile*
Deidara: ... okay... maybe you were right...
Obito: How about... I bake the next one?
Hidan: PLEASE.
WHY IS HIDAN IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ISEKAI: SLOW LIFE AD
??? WHAT ?
Hidan practice
Grown man caught crying over cartoon dogs
The Sign would emotionally ruin Hidan
The sales for tissues skyrocketed after he watched it 😭
