He Wears Red Ones Calling It Now - Tumblr Posts

Hidan: Not to be gay or anything, but you look good for your age. Like you do not look like you're in your forties

Obito: Ah, that's strange. I'm usually told I look older than forty

Hidan: Why's that?

Obito: Probably the face situation...

Hidan: ... What face situation?

Obito: Uhm... *gestures to the right side of his face* this face situation?

Hidan: ...

Obito: ...

Hidan: *squints, trying to get a better look* ... hold on.

Hidan: *turns, fumbling around in his pocket before pulling out a glasses case, opening it and putting the glasses on* *turns to Obito again*

Hidan: OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!

Obito: YOU'VE ONLY JUST NOW NOTICED!?

Hidan: I COULDN'T SEE!

Obito: HOW BAD IS YOUR EYESIGHT?!

Hidan: ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT! BUT I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING NERD IN GLASSES SO I DON'T WEAR EM!

Obito: HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE SCARRING LIKE THIS?!

Hidan: ALL OF YOUR FACE IS FUCKING BLURRY MAN, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!