The Unlikely And Chaotic Friendship - Tumblr Posts

Hidan: ... How did this happen

Obito: How did what happen?

Hidan: *gestures to them both* This. How the fuck are we friends

Obito: Do you not want to be?

Hidan: No, no, I do. This is awesome. It's just wild to me. I haven't really had a friend before and my first one is some guy that's the complete opposite of me. It's fucking weird!

Obito: Oh! Three sentences without a curse! Impressive

Hidan: Oh, shut up. I'm trying to be serious!

Obito: *laughs off the insult, bapping Hidan with a book* I know... I'm just joking.

Obito: But, to answer your question... we're friends because we are so different. You bring out a less serious side of me, more like how I was when I was a kid. And somehow, I bring out a calm side of you. We bring out a balance in each other, and that's why we're good friends.

Hidan: ... I didn't think about that

Obito: You don't think about a lot of things

Hidan: I'm going to kick you off my bed, you old bastard.

Obito: Nooo, don't do that! I'll break something!

Hidan: GOOD. YOU DESERVE IT!

Obito: *laughs loudly*

Hidan: *kicks at Obito with his foot, giving up shortly after* ... Do you think we'd be friends in a different universe too?

Obito: I think so, at least eventually. Under all that religious rage, obsession and sadomasochism... you're a very kind and sweet person. Fun to be around.

Hidan: No the fuck I'm not

Obito: You are, you just need a little longer to see it

Hidan: ... Thanks.

Obito: You're welcome.

Hidan: ... You're a pretty good person too. Looking past the war starting, mass-murder, sensei killing and all that.

Obito: *chuckles* Thank you, Hidan

Hidan: Now go make me a sandwich. Since you got me all emotional and shit.

Obito: You brought it up!

Hidan: Yeah, well, now I want food!