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- Dean and Seamus actually ending up together (like they were supposed to)
- Friendship/Romance between Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley (the only male Gryffindors in their grade)
- Freakin' Hogwarts INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS
- Dudley having a magical muggleborn child (and not beeing a dick)
- Actual Slytherin characterisation/humanisation (NO, Slytherin is NOT the "Evil House")
fanon harry potter things that I love and I’m so used to I forget they’re not official canon:
black hermione
biracial harry
harry’s lightning bolt scar looking like an actual lightning bolt, not an emoji
bi harry and ginny
everyone hating snape
Hyperfixated on Harry Potter, but not in a: “Potterhead, praises jkr, bases my entire life off the books” type of way
but more of a: “god this terf fucked this series and it’s characters up so much, I’m going to take it upon myself to fix it” type of way
Headcannon that when Remus and Sirius fight, Sirius will start yelling at Remus in French. So fed up and wanting to know what Sirius can’t say to him in English, Remus learns French behind his back.
In the end that’s how remus finds out Sirius likes him back
Sirius black is a bisexual girlypop with serve adhd that went unnoticed until years after he left his abusive home, my credentials?? I am literally Sirius black
But in saying that my biggest kins at the moment are Sirius black and Jackie Taylor, so maybe I’m winning
My biggest fictional crushes at the moment are Shauna shipman, Remus lupin and will graham. I have no idea what that says about me but I don’t think it’s positive
Ginny is a lesbian, A Sapphic, a girl kisser 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Her crush on Harry was just a childhood infatuation where she looked up to him that then manifested as comp het in later years. Idk about your Ginny, but my Ginny does not fuck with men like that 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️
Need a drarry fic or an edit based off fear of heights by boy genius so bad bc it’s literally the most drarry coded song ever.
Like “when the black water are you up, like a sugar cube in a tea cup, I got the point you were making when I held my breath to you came up.” Is draco watching Harry die in the war.
And “if they ever catch you at it I know you’d want me to be proud that you took a rich man’s dream and brought it with you on your way down” could be relate to how harry was the face of hope in a war that was trying to eradicate anyone who wasn’t pureblood (and therefore anyone who isn’t rich bc of how prevalent generational wealth is among pureblood families) and because of that I think Harry would develop a sense disdain towards the wealthy.
“Cause one man’s dream is another man’s death, I remember when you told me that. I didn’t know what it meant so I just laughed, now I know it isn’t funny” i could actually talk for hours about this line!!!! Basically what this line is talking about is the how the rich in an effort to gain material wealth (in the song it’s specifically houses but I think it can relate to much more) will exploit the underprivileged overseas for their cheap labour, causing the wealthy to get more wealthy and the poor to become more poor. It’s essentially restating the idea that “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism”. In relation to drarry this line could again relate to Harry’s disdain for the wealthy and draco not getting it at first as he’s never understood what it was like to live life without privilege and wealth.
“I wanna live a vibrant life but I wanna die a boring death” could be in relation to how they both cope after the war; draco wanting to go under the radar and never wanting to stand out too much, whereas Harry’s started living life for himself and has become kinda reckless.
“not everybody gets the chance to live a life that isn’t dangerous” would relate to Draco’s privilege, how he’d never have to be in the position of being exploited for labour because he’s rich enough to never have to work. He’s aware of his privilege. He’s protected by his wealth, he knows this and intends to use it to his advantage. He won’t put himself in a dangerous position if he doesn’t see the need to. 
“You called me a crybaby But you're the one who got teary Tellin' me what you believe, How we're stuck in entropy” I genuinely believe that Harry would have very strong morals and I think that Draco’s unwillingness to “put himself in danger” unless he has to would really upset Harry, I think Harry would be really terrified about the state the world is going in especially after dying for it and that would be what causes him to fight for a better future for the underprivileged.
“Oh, it hurts to hope the future Will be better than before” would relate to Harry’s worries about the state the world is going in, how he’s worried history will repeat its self and how they’d never get out of this cycle but all he can do is fight for a different future.
Pansy Parkinson is for the man hating lesbians who somehow ended up with a male best friend who’s downfall they pray on 💕👩❤️💋👩🫶🏻🌷with affection ofc 💕👩❤️💋👩🫶🏻🌷
I made a mood board!!
This has me laughing at the idea of an Australian Remus, like there’s already that group of people who view him as a roadman, but imagine an eshay Remus in tns and a bum bag selling vapes to minors 💀💀
The idea of any of the marauders being Australian is so funny to me but idk Australian remus is the funniest. Like imagine him speaking pig Latin…
Edit: I just noticed the picture says “character not from a real world country” but in my defence I stole this from someone saying Barty was French ((which isn’t a real country) but neither is Australia so..)