Golden Trio - Tumblr Posts
follow up to the last one đ„°
death eater: *points wand at harry and ron* GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
harry: bold of you to assume i want to live
ron: bold of you to assume i have money
hermione: now is really nOT THE TIMEâ
Draconis Malfoy (she/her) coming back Draco Malfoy (he/them) in 8th year after realizing life is too fucking short to not be true to ones self. The Silver Trio getting close to the Golden trio. Pansy still calling Draco "Dray" and playing with his new shorter hair. Harry and Draco being on first name basis. Harry also calling him Dray and Draco, snickering, calling him Harold along with Ron & Hermione. Draco and Ron bonding over chess. Pansy teaching Hermione spells for her hair and nails. Blaise taking Harry under his wing with his clothes. Draco and Harry snogging as often as possible realizing life is too fucking short to not be true to ones self.
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HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (2004)
That felt good. Not good. Brilliant!
[after horcrux harry and hermione make out]
Ron: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?
before readingâ this isnât normally the kind of thing i would post on this account, but iâm in a lot of feels tonight and needed to write down all the thoughts in my head.
itâs kind of funny how much a fandom can simultaneously mean to you as well hurt you. i still cry every time i watch dobby die on the beach at shell cottage, and every time i watch the weasleys surround fredâs corpse. my heart still breaks when i watch harry reject dracoâs handshake, and swells with warmth when the golden trio is together in the remains of the castle after the battle of hogwarts. my soul aches for 14 year old neville watching a spider writhe at the curse that destroyed his parents, and i wish i could reach out and hold the hand of teddy lupin as he grows up without his parents.
this fandom. this wonderful fandom. these books, amazing as they are, as well as their retelling in the form of movies. the world that itâs grown into on this website and on many other platforms. this universe created at the hands of an author i strive to write as well as, and the magic it brought to my life. it made me who i am, taught me the morals i hold, brought me closer to friends i likely wouldnât have otherwise made. it made me and it still somehow breaks me. it will always mean so much to me, regardless of what my loved ones as well as strangers may think about my obsession.
harry potter, ronald weasley, molly weasley, neville longbottom, luna lovegood, albus dumbledore, minerva mcgonagall, remus lupin, james and lily potter, sirius black, dobby, and so many other incredible characters shaped who iâve become and who i have yet to be. this world means everything to me, yet i hate that it holds this power over me.
Hermione: I hope you two have a good explanation for this.
Ron: Actually, we have three.
Harry: Pick your favourite.
Why are you eating ginger hair Ron.
Iâm just gonna put this idea out there in the wind, because itâs been bothering me...
What if instead of Wizards becoming Aurors in the Wizarding World, there were Witchers...? Instead of Dementors guarding Azkaban, there were six foot something tall dudes with two swords on their backs and dimiritium grenades to be popped off at any given time and any prisoner wears a collar of the same metal or itâs put into their food?
Do you really think Bellatrix Le Strange wouldâve gotten out of Prison? Do you think a Witcher wouldnât have used Axii on Sirius Black to make him tell the truth about who really sold out Harryâs Parents? You think they wouldnât have figured out Petigrew was still around maybe when one walked by Ron Weasely at Hogwarts holding a rat or even at the train station, like âHold up. Your rat smells like a 40+ year old man, let me just check it out?â
And the prospect of having modern Witchers...??? They still have swords, of course, because of tradition and they keep their medallions and all their mutations, but they find safer ways to make Witchers, maybe even make female Witchers...? With modern anesthesia to prevent quite so many children (the 3/10 survival rate raised up to at least like 7/10???) and maybe, just maybe theyâre less hated than they are on the Continent? More so respected than feared, but obviously, some dude with cat eyes, two swords on his back and a scowl walked into a bar, youâre gonna be at least a little intimidated.
Thereâs also the thought that Witchers might also carry modern weapons, because why have a wand and exhaust yourself when you can bring a gun to a wand fight and shoot silver bullets...??? Can you imagine how much more danger Remus Lupin wouldâve been in if Witchers were guarding Hogwarts when the Murauders were running around...? If one of them mightâve even been able to help him? Find his maker and help him break the curse...?
Can you even fathom how much James Potter mightâve idolized Witchers...? Sirius Black the cad to end all other cads himself...?
And how much faster would Voldemort have been dealt with? âOh, you have an evil Wizard trying to start a war? Yeah, pay me five hundred galens and heâll be dead by the end of the weekend.â But when they find out about the horcruxes theyâre like âHuh...okay seven hundred and the end of the weekâ like thereâs no way the fate of the world wouldâve been dumped on Harryâs shoulders because it never wouldâve come to pass. Harryâs parents probably wouldâve lived and a lot of evil Wizards would be dead rather than locked up.
Itâs just a concept in my mind that just seems like they could mesh so well together, but the plot points of the Harry Potter books just would be so completely different, because Witchers are prepared. For example, a School of the Wolf being invited to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? Oh, my God, you think a platoon of Witchers wouldnât be assigned by Dumbledore to protect the school? Wouldnât investigate the ingredients missing from Snapeâs stores and smell Polyjuice Potion all over âMoodyâ, figure out heâs a newly escaped Crouch Jr. and immediately take him out? And probably Karkaroff, too just to be safe...? You think they wouldnât recognize the Cup as a port key and warn everyone...?
Voldemort wouldnât be able to get literally anything done if they had Witchers watching over/wandering the Wizarding world...and maybe even being born...? What if they could find a way to make Witchers that are fertile...? A new form of âpure bloodâ contention? Pure Witchers always quarreling with Pure Wizards and when some of their children refuse the âPathâ lifestyle they can go to Hogwarts to learn more about magic, creature care and alchemy rather than hunting and fighting monsters?
Can you imagine how many of them would probably be more often than not sorted into houses like Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff over Slytherin or Griffindor? Witchers arenât raised to have bold ambition or to seek glory through their bravery. Only to seek knowledge for the good of others and to help those in need...
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk...
Thatâs totally @sylphabelle fault
Incorrect HP Quotes #1
Hermione: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Ron: Okay, but in my defense, Harry bet me 5 galleons I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Hermione: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!?!
them in a nutshell
harry potter as text posts 2
New friend: WiNgArDiUm LeViOsAaAr
My friends: no no no no no no-
Me: *comes out of nowhere* It's Wingardium LeviOsa! Not levioSAAR!
My friends: *sighing and shaking their heads*
Random Person: Harry Potter sucks
My friends: *shaking their head and trying to make the person stop talking because they know what will happen next*
Me: *angrily comes out of nowhere* You little shite! Harry James Potter does not suck â you suck! He is a great person! No one asked for your opinion! *continues to roast random person and defend harry*
One of my friends in the background: Five bucks says that she'll say "Avada Kedavra" to the man if he tries to argue.
My other friend: Ten bucks says that she'll say "Silencio" instead
My other other friend: *shakes head* I can't believe the two of you...
Me: *continues to rant*
Teacher: *walks by* Ms. (insert last name cuz I ain't telling you mine)! What in the world are you doing to the poor lad?!
Me: *points at the random person, who was now crying* THEY SAID THAT HARRY POTTER SUCKED!
Teacher:
Me:
All of my friends: *shaking their head*
Teacher: *turns to the random person* FIRST OF ALL! HARRY POTTER DOES NOT â *joins me in ranting*
All of my friends: *jaws drop*