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Wolfstar but its an 80s chickflick with hungry like the wolf by Duran Duran playing as the credits roll
Sirius : Abraham Lincoln was a queer
Sirius: They dont admit to it but he slept with men
Sirius: It was written in his journal that he was a fantastic lover boy
James: ...
Sirius: And had great thighs
James:his journal, described himself?
Remus: No a man wrote about him
Slytherin: *shaking*
Hufflepuff: are you ok?
Slytherin: I dont know. Is it the coffee. Is it the anxiety. One more cup and we'll find out
Ravenclaw: How do you like your coffee
Slytherin: 2
Ravenclaw: What
Slytherin: 2, have the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee in one cup
Slytherin: I dont have the time to make 2 cups so i had to improvise
Ravenclaw:
Ravenclaw: Can I try that
Marauders as things me and my friends have said #3
Sirius: Do you eat or drink cereal
Remus: What on ear-
James: Dreat
Ok, does the song fergalicious remind you of Sirius or is that just me
Marauders as things me and my friends have #6
Sirius: At this point I cant tell wether I'm dramatic, need anger management or a therapist
Remus: Probably all three
Sirius: Well at least theres variety
Remus:
Sirius: Kids and grown ups love it so the happy world of haribo
Sirius: What's the word for horny but not in a sexual way
Sirius: Like 'I'm horny for Halloween' but I dont wanna fuck a pumpkin
Remus:
Remus: Do you mean excited?
James and peter: *dying of laughter*
Sirius: What's your biggest fear?
Remus: Being forgotten
Sirius: Damn that's deep
Sirius: Mines the kool aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now
3am in the gryffindor dorms
Sirius: You have 2 to 4 minutes to live but every time you breathe it resets
Peter and james: *audible groans*
Remus: whY
Sirius: You son of a bitch
Regulus: We have the same mum
Sirius: Exactly
3am in the Gryffindor dorms #2
Sirius: I have decided I wish to possess a leather jaket made from the finest leather that came from the finest cows ass
Remus: Why does God hate me
Sirius: The disappointment has arrived
James: nO
Adventurers of Dadfoot and Moomy
Harry: Paddy I think theres a monster under my bed
Sirius: Harry enjoy it while you can when your married the monster is in the bed with you
Remus: I'll give you five seconds
Ok I found this in my notes I'm not sure why I wrote it but I did
Why do people always depict remus as being the animal whisperer sort of dude like I'm sorry but i do belive that title should belong to sirius because he managed to befriend crookshanks and keep in mind that cat was mostly around people who said he was a murderer and managed to convince the little shit that he wasnt. So who's to say he didnt befriend most animals and pets at Hogwarts. Is it possible that many students saw a trail like a conga line behind sirius in the hallways. But whose to say. Certainly not me
Sirius: [getting his ears pierced to look more punk rock]
Lily: Are you sure you want to do this
Sirius: Earings are better than mommy issues
Remus: Many people that appear cool deal with feelings of inadequacy
Remus: Not me. I have those feelings without being cool
Sirius: I dont know if I should be offended or concerned
James seeing remus transform for the first time
Lily: My water just broke
Sirius:Dont worry we'll get you another one
Lily:
Sirius: Oh you mean your body water
Sirius: I'll get James
Marauders as things me and my friends have said #?
Sirius: Have I given up on life?
Sirius: No.
Sirius: Sleep?
Sirius: Mabye.