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Just a sirius headcannon
Please tell me that sirius turned into padfoot just to scare people. Like someone would just be taking a leisurely stroll around the lake and they just look across and see a dog that looks exactly like the grim staring right back. Just imagine the panic and chaos he could have caused.
Not really a post but I feel like if the marauders were apart of gen z they would of thrived
James: Reasons Lily Evans should go out with me
James: One. Look at me
Lily: Reasons I should not go out with James Potter
Lily: Look at him
Sirius getting drunk stealing Lilys skirt and dancing to wap in the common room
Marauders as things me and my friends have #9
Remus: I'm ugly and I'll never find love
Remus: But I do have double chocolate chip cookies
Marauders as things me and my friends have said #10
Sirius: I want to get a roomba so if I get murdered my blood can literally paint the floor
Remus: No
Sirius: whY
OK. Ok. Listen.
I'm sure we all know about the McGonagall raises harry au tumblr post but everyone seems to to forget that if that happened Harry most likely would of picked up a Scottish accent.
Just harry with a Scottish accent. It would be glorious, not to mention Scottish insults.
I just need this in my life right now.
Remus: [telling sirius off]
Remus: Who do you think you are
Sirius: your boyfriend hopefully
Remus: oh
Remus:oH
Not really important, but...
It might just be because a simp for McGonagall but does any one else just imagine her with cheek bones of the gods like on par with Sirius black sort of god like cheek bones because I'm dying right now

Remus: Go fuck yourself
Sirius: Fuck me yourself you coward
I've just made myself very sad
Ok so I've always imagined that sirius would of liked Duran Duran even though their first album was released in June of 1981. And hungry like the wolf was released in June of 82' only six months after james lily lily's death. Six months after Sirius was wrongfully imprisoned. Imagine remus just hearing it on one radio and just thinking how much fun Sirius would of had with the song and then remembering how he betrayed james and lily and serves as a painful reminder that hes all alone
Remus bursting in the dorm: I did something terrible
Sirius: It's ok I have a shovel
Remus: What do you think I did
Sirius: It doesn't matter no more, no one will ever know