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send me to the spirit realm and see if that changes my opinion on living
serotonin? in THIS economy?
me, at any given time
me, arriving at chernobyl: hmmmm don’t like the vibes here
what, and i cannot stress this enough, the Fuck
if you’re bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate and cow in your mind
it’s 100% free and the cops can’t stop you
i resent the dominance of The Car in america but also love that access to cars allows for a really fun fresh and exciting emotion called “being insane alone in your car”
“hey, the facial reconstruction of this roman emperor just looks like some italian guy“ well buddy i have great news about where rome is
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
I think I'm feeling identified with this. :P
Kirby, at the Dream Palace : I need someone to be my friend…
Kirby : Maybe send me an angel !
Kirby : The nicest angel you have.
Marx, summoned : *maniacal laughter*
Mozart and his weird sense of humor
“I wish you good night, shit in your bed all your might.”
"Oh my ass burns like fire.” (To his cousin)
"Write to me and don't be so lazy. Otherwise I shall have to give you a thrashing. What fun! I'll break your head." - (To his sister)
"To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave." - (To his cousin)
In 1782, Mozart wrote a six-voice canon. The canon’s title translates to “Lick Me In The Ass” :
"Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That’s a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself."
“Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/ While it wasn’t in the strongest of voice/ It still came on as a powerful noise.” (To his mother)
There is a whole wiki only dedicated to Mozart and his love for ass jokes: