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p*neapple is unholy of course it doesn't burn. its corrupting influence is weak to fire once its presence is gone.
fell down some stairs i think i was maybe in a brief coma??? anyway woke up at the bottom of an unrelated staircase and im at the hospital. american hospital. scary. feels like they want to take my money. going to buy lots from the gift shop though then i get to be awake on the road trip.
so so blessed to be on a cross country road trip with the saviour! heading to the new roots of the tree <3
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You Cannot Escape The Rot
Eat shit you pagan edgelord wannabe bitch I stole your boyfriend;
Robert is mine
cherry collection curated by @foundandchosen
ughh im ngl i miss havin a gf!!!:/
WHY
I GO TO THE WOODS FOR ONE DAY TO FORAGE FOR THE COMMUNE AND WHEN I COME BACK OUR PROPHET IS GONE WHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYWHYWHYWHWYHWYHWYHWYHWYHWYHWYWHWHYWHWHHY WHY APPLE IM SO SORRY PLEASE COME BACK
me too milton
i feel liek im goign to vommit
this is one million times more important which of you posted this ill throw you in the pit if I must
Also our leader left or something. Not as important as the warrior cat poll but it’s sad I guess.
i don't need anyone's help. lemon is trustworthy, but she makes a poor leader. she isn't even at the commune because lychee won't let her. none of them will see reason. but it's fine. im just going to go through the woods to find apple. good luck, fellow fruits. lemon, im sorry you don't understand.
money fast?????
im not mad at lemon or the group anymore the ditch was pretty calming. anyway apple was our source of money but she's gone and we're going to lowe's tomorrow for concrete. any idea how a small group of ppl can make money fast?
rejoice, fruits! a new member of the tree of growth has blossomed! we're excited to see you ripen, charlie!
um, hello
Im charlie (he/him)
this is my first time using social media
well, i used to have a LinkedIn but i deleted it
I recently joined the tree of growth. they are a weird bunch but its a nice place i guess.
fig said social media is important to spread our message
please take care interacting with this account if:
you are mormon (I am ex-mormon and have complicated feelings)
you are an asshole
you hate fruit (fig said she will teach me self defense)
some of us decided that we're going to be platonic sugarbabies to make some quick cash. i think we're just going to hang out with desperate old people for money?
well good luck to us! we need this to work out while we plan how to get apple back.
@statleragainstposers ur lonely and old right? interested?
there are many holes at the commune. we dug a pit and turned it into an oubliette, but there are others. they're moist as well.
I'm getting frantic. The need for Tender Hole has me digging in the dirt with my needy little hooves
may the tree help me... im like, really fucked up. something happened with lychee... idk. she tried to crash the car, i stopped her and she really fought me. like, biting really deep. im bleeding a lot. im not upset with her tho. that wasn't normal for her. i think something is happening... idk, should probably get some rest.
shrimp fried rice <3
Shrimp Man x Fig - Fruit of the Sea - RPF Smut
Do not read if you’re a minor/not comfortable with smut!
Shrimp man had been gazing at the object of his affections for weeks now. Fig - by far the sexiest and freakiest fruit at the commune - had been walking around wearing nothing but the fruit skin she was born with. Shrimp man had begun to crave her. They wanted to see her full of his shrimp/fig hybrid spawn…
He began to attempt to get her attention by molting his shell around her - a sign of comfort and vulnerability - as well as releasing her pheromones into the air, intending to signify to other shrimp that he was in heat - but unfortunately this does not work on figs. Fig simply ignored them, favoring her machete collection over the poor shrimp.
Shrimp man decided it was time to up her game if she wanted to woo Fig. He fried some rice seasoned with tomatoes, her favorite dish (that isn’t figs), and lay in the bed of rice in a sexy shrimp position.
As soon as Fig walked into the kitchen, she became immediately aroused. The sight of Shrimp Man lying in the tomato rice, stretching their many legs enticingly… it was too much. She dove at him and the two began to make out passionately. Shrimp man stuck one of her gentler claws into Fig’s soft, juicy center, then began slurping up her insides as she screamed out in pleasure.
They mischievously spat out a seed and tackled her with their many shrimp legs. Fig caressed his face, her fragment juices everywhere. But before they could continue their fruity affair, they heard footsteps coming down the stairs. Alarmed, they hid themselves in the rice.
Cherry appeared in the kitchen, having come down to get themself some orange juice, but were more than pleased to see a gorgeous plate of tomato fried rice before them.
“Well, don’t mind if I do…” They grabbed the plate and a fork and began to head back up the stairs to eat. Shrimp held Fig tight as they shook in fear… But neither one of them could admit that it hadn’t been worth it… even if they were to be devoured.
this is so great........... i love it
(via Descriptive catalogue and price list : Van Holderbeke Nursery Company : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive)
i might be lost in the woods