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money fast?????
im not mad at lemon or the group anymore the ditch was pretty calming. anyway apple was our source of money but she's gone and we're going to lowe's tomorrow for concrete. any idea how a small group of ppl can make money fast?
some of us decided that we're going to be platonic sugarbabies to make some quick cash. i think we're just going to hang out with desperate old people for money?
well good luck to us! we need this to work out while we plan how to get apple back.
@statleragainstposers ur lonely and old right? interested?
there are many holes at the commune. we dug a pit and turned it into an oubliette, but there are others. they're moist as well.
I'm getting frantic. The need for Tender Hole has me digging in the dirt with my needy little hooves
may the tree help me... im like, really fucked up. something happened with lychee... idk. she tried to crash the car, i stopped her and she really fought me. like, biting really deep. im bleeding a lot. im not upset with her tho. that wasn't normal for her. i think something is happening... idk, should probably get some rest.
the kintype in question being kermit, i assume
I believe one of my kintypes is indirectly responsible for 9/11 and I just want to apologize I'm such a fucking baka.

He who croaks, @the-muppet-joker ! Not sure how he likes to be drawn so I took some creative liberties when making this

this came to me in a vision
I love this saga so much
this 1 goes out to the girlies who have fucked me over :)