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Filipino MC headcanons because I'm bored af
MC deliberately laughing when they first hear Mammon's name cuz thats what they were literally eating before being brought to the Devildom
MC muttering "Edi wow" every single time Lucifer tries to be intimidating
"I can KILL YOU RIGHT HERE-""share mo lang?"
MC Softly singing Bahay Kubo under her breath while them and Beel shop for veggies
"Sibuyas,kamatis,bawang at-""MC what're you singing?"
"...you have a nursery rhyme about foOD!?"
MC getting startled and rips out the hardest P*tang *na and Mammon being genuinely scared cuz that was not the nicest thing he has herd in a while.
"...Takteng yan nadedemonyo na talaga ako dito eh..."
Cue to the brothers looking at MC confused and only understanding the demonyo part since its the only thing close to english.
The brothers genuinely surprised that MC can willingly eat demon food without being disgusted.
"I mean I literally eat half developed ducks in their eggs back at home-"
"You whaT?"
Mammon bragging at MC about something he did or bought while MC just shrugs and quietly says "Sana all"
The House of Lamentation going camping then to Lucifer's horror realizes they didn't brought enough eating utensils.
"Yo MC you can use my plate-"
"Don't worry Levi you can use it I'm fine"
Cue to MC proceeding to climb a tree that has leaves that resemble a banana leaf then using THAT as a plate and eating with their hands.
"Oh don't worry! We always do this back at home whenever we eat at celebrations"
MC befriending Mephistopheles and becomes an honorary member of the newspaper club cuz MC has the tsismoso/tsismosa charm and can gather SO MUCH information solely because they know what,when and whom to ask.
More Headcanons I thought of literally just a few moment ago
MC teaching Luke and Diavolo how to play langit lupa
Cue to them using the whole purgatory hall or Lord Diavolo's castle playing grounds
"L-luke what're you doing hangin on the Diavolo's chandelier!?"
"Sshh simeon I'm on langit! Lord Diavolo's trying to scare me down so he can tag me it"
Again cue to Dia stomping so hard that Luke and Mc fall from whatever object they're standing on making them free to tag it
I'm pretty sure the Brothers are all kinda fluent in Latin in some way
Imagine Satan catching MC reading Noli mi Tangere and they thought MC was trying to drop a message to them all indirectly
"Uhm...MC did we do anything to upset you..?"
"No why?"
"Your book literally says 'Do Not Touch Me'"
Cue the long explanation of No I'm not Mad at you guys, yes this book is translated in my native language, Sure Satan I'll find you an English version so that you can also read it right away
Beel finding MC eating raw chocolate powder with a spoon
Yes he eventually tries it as well
He likes it
MC sometimes slips up and accidentally calls Lord Diavolo "Diablo" (pronounced jAb-lo).
"I'm sorry honest mistake!""It's alright MC! I actually quiet like it"
The same slip up happens with Satan
"Hey Satanas-""Wait what did you just-""FORGET I SAID ANYTHING"
Cue the profuse apologizing
Filipino MC headcanons because I'm bored af
MC deliberately laughing when they first hear Mammon's name cuz thats what they were literally eating before being brought to the Devildom
MC muttering "Edi wow" every single time Lucifer tries to be intimidating
"I can KILL YOU RIGHT HERE-""share mo lang?"
MC Softly singing Bahay Kubo under her breath while them and Beel shop for veggies
"Sibuyas,kamatis,bawang at-""MC what're you singing?"
"...you have a nursery rhyme about foOD!?"
MC getting startled and rips out the hardest P*tang *na and Mammon being genuinely scared cuz that was not the nicest thing he has herd in a while.
"...Takteng yan nadedemonyo na talaga ako dito eh..."
Cue to the brothers looking at MC confused and only understanding the demonyo part since its the only thing close to english.
The brothers genuinely surprised that MC can willingly eat demon food without being disgusted.
"I mean I literally eat half developed ducks in their eggs back at home-"
"You whaT?"
Mammon bragging at MC about something he did or bought while MC just shrugs and quietly says "Sana all"
The House of Lamentation going camping then to Lucifer's horror realizes they didn't brought enough eating utensils.
"Yo MC you can use my plate-"
"Don't worry Levi you can use it I'm fine"
Cue to MC proceeding to climb a tree that has leaves that resemble a banana leaf then using THAT as a plate and eating with their hands.
"Oh don't worry! We always do this back at home whenever we eat at celebrations"
MC befriending Mephistopheles and becomes an honorary member of the newspaper club cuz MC has the tsismoso/tsismosa charm and can gather SO MUCH information solely because they know what,when and whom to ask.
Filipino! TWST Mc cause I'm bored af again
( Disclaimer that these are all just for fun please don't take these seriously )
MC sees grimm for the first time and almost yelled Chanak™
Mc sees Crowley sensei for the first time and had to hold back on the 'ang mga ibon'
Remember the first time MC meets ace?
"HA! You really are pathetic-" "At ikaw mukha kang fuqboy"
That time MC and deuce had to go to Sam's shop?
"My shop has everything an-" "So basically a glorified sari-sari store"
When Deuce went delinquent mode on their way back from the shop MC could only think 'Oh wow mala gangster din pala siya sana all'
MC mixing the ingredients for the tart be like "halo halo walang gagalaw-"
Remember the unbirthday party? Mc's mind be like 'kulang nalang shanghai at spaghetti para party na talaga to'
May or may not have accidentally called ace "alas" at some point
MC being genuinely good at some card games cuz boi this child grew up playing pusoy dos with their titos and knows this crap.
"We challenge you to a round of magift you magic less human!" Then proceeds to be absolutely decked by MC.
What'd you guys expect they literally grew up playing 'Batuhang Bola' and 'Tumbang preso', their aim is PERFECT™
That time they chased ruggie? Yeah MC catches him hands down. Those years of playing 'langit lupa' and 'ice ice water' DID NOT go in vain.
"Today we'll learn about magical history" "takteng yan bagsak nga ako sa AP eh.."
"MC it's lunchtime let's go" "Great so where's the canteen caouse I don't have baon"
"MC I told you countless times that-" "share mo lang?"
When Malleus pops up at Ramshackle dorm MC almost yelled Demonyo
'Ay hindi demonitong kagwapuhan din pala to...'
Lowkey will probably ask Idia if he plays ML
• Some More Filipino! Twst MC Headcanons cause I'm bored af
(Apparently some of you guys liked these so have some more 😅 tbh I wasn't expecting anyone to find these amusing so thanks for the feedback! Btw credits to @severelygloriousruins-blog-blog ,your suggestions were great bb thanks 😊)
The first time MC sees Jade & Floyd's merform was a disaster
MC didn't knew it was them and legit thought that they were Siyokoy/Syokoy/Shokoy
So we know Epel is a country bumpkin boy right? Basically a Probinsyano™ right ?? Yeah You can't convince MC otherwise
MC probably gets along with professor Trein's cat Lucius
May or may not have called Lucius Muning on one occasion. (He secretly likes the endearing nickname)
"Ace can I play Basketball with you?""Ya sure you can keep up with me?" Ace lost that day and he went home crying
Ace darling why were you even asking a filipino if they can keep up with you at basketball?
Lowkey probably tips off Azul with uncanny but useful information about some students because MC is ~Tsismosa/o~™
"What in the world happened to that ignihyde client from class 2-C-""I herd they got sent to the infirmary earlier"
Cue azul's deadpanned expression
Probably teaches the octatrio how to make halo-halo and mais con yelo, probably later adding it to the Monstro Lounge Menu
So ghost marriage right?
"How are you not freaked out by the ghosts-" "Have you herd about the White Lady of Balete Drive..?"
Epel and The first years couldn't sleep that night
Sebek sparring with MC and is lowkey shooked™ that they were beaten with a bamboo stick of all things
"H-how did a measly human-" "I may have failed AP but I aced MAPEH because of arnis"
"So MC what's your type?" "Maginoo pero medyo bastos" "wait wuh-"
Lowkey probably bonds with the Scarabia boys because Exotic Food™
And the whole sitting on the floor with only pillows and cushions. Yeak ik
Vil has to lecture MC about makeup because "you can't just slam lip tint on your face and call it quits"
Lowkey also bonds with ruggie and has deep conversations about the poverty in both their home lands
If ever the first year gang go camping in the forest, they'd be so confused™ as to why MC avoids stepping on the ant mounds
"I mean if you guys have fairies and fae we have duwendes"
Yeah they'd do whatever it takes to not let MC do the scary stories cause they've had enough with the whole white lady thing
Lowkey their skills are on par with Idia when it comes to MOBA games. (League of Legends, Arena of Valor, Mobile Legends the whole shebang)
Once the first year gang become 18, they're gonna go out drinking and they'd be shook™ to see MC ordering a full bottle of beer while them on the other hand order shot glasses of wine.
By the end of the night MC is the only one still sober, and maybe Jack.
imagine if filipino! mc will have a debut, how will the demon bros celebrate with them?
Sorry this took too long to get to, I had to do a bit of research because I myself haven’t had my debut (✨I’m still 14 and vibing✨)
Ok so here me out, they fight over her first dance
...and eventually it was given to Simeon
The Venue was grand thanks to a few *cough* connections Diavolo pulled*cough*
Can you blame him tho? The moment he found out how important debuts are to filipinas, he literally asked Barbatos to give him a thicc catalogue of all the grandest venues in the Philippines.
So none of the demon brothers know what your dress looks like.
“Don’t worry! I was the one who designed it so I definitely won’t be disappointed”
So they arrive at the venue right? Luxurious tuxedos adorn said brothers.
“Omg are those MC’s classmates!?!”
Cue the ungodly squealing of the single Titas and Cousins because 7 fine ass men are there sitting on a table near the staircase.
“Jeez whats taking her so long!?!?””Hush mammon you were the one who wanted to arrive an hour early!””how was I supposed to know the event doesn’t start 30 mins after the time on the invitations!”
And then...the lights dim
“Ladies and Gentlemen we humbly thank you for attending a very special evening for our dear Ining” suddenly there was an outline of a girl at the top of the staircase.
“Omg is that luke?!?”
Cue the brothers getting their jaws dropped from either how GORGEOUS MC IS IN THAT INTRICATELY WOVEN A LINE GOWN or the FACT THAT LUKE IS THE ONE ESCORTING HER DOWN THE MARBLE STAIRCASE.
Ok so they do the 18 roses, candles wishes etc..
Now it’s on to the cotillion
Simeon was a dear and had a hearty conversation with MC to ease her nerves with how much people are watching.
Mammon almost tripped because he was too focused on MC’s face.
Levi was also a fumbling mess with how many people are watching.(surpringsly he didn’t miss a step)
Satan was just the definition of otherworldly gentlemen when they danced
Asmo added a little dip at the end for a bit of flare
Beel twirled MC here and there saying how tonight the world revolved around her
...Now Belphie and MC’s dance is...complicated
They...didn’t even talk to eachother, but the way their eyes looked so soft while he gently led MC with the music WAS SO FLUFFY AND OQCSKCEOACAIA
And when it was Lucifer’s turn he almost made MC cry because he gave MC his gratitude for what she’s done for him and his brothers and hope that she continues to thrive on this path now that she’s a woman.
So you know how these days some of the dances aren’t traditional anymore?
After her dance with lucifer she and I quote “ripped her A line skirt in one fell swoop to reveal a knee length layered skirt underneath and black and gold heels”
And someone in the crowd threw her a frickin leather jacket. In short she now looks like she’s about to go party.
Then the classical music stopped and mobe mobe played.
THEN SOLOMON APPERED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE NEXT TO MC AND THEY STARTED DANCING THE ROUTINE FROM SAID MOBE MOBE.
THEN WHEN IT WAS HER AND LUKE’S TURN THEY DANCED “GIRL IN THE MIRROR”
The rest of the dances were with her cousins and relatives.
“So your old enough to drink now right?”
Mammon got smacked so hard that night.