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More Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs
Sonia, walking into the mindscape: Damn bitch, you live like this?
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Prime!Carmen, smirking: piecing things together. Aren't we, little one?
Player: *starts crying*
Prime!Carmen: ...
Prime!Carmen: awkward back pat
-- Carmen: *insert trigedashling*
Prime!Player: ....
Carmen: ...
Prime!Player, who's SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE: UHHH-
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Tigress, gesturing to a wounded... everybody, and then Player: This is why you don't give a cockroach a gun
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Carmen: *Makes herself an artificial nightblood*
Nightblood!Player: Poser.
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Chief: How many royal bloods.... do you have?
Carmen, slowly pushing Player behind her: JUST ME! TOTALLY JUST ME
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Player: Commanders don't run away!
Carmen: Well it's a good thing your not a commander, ya little shit-
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Telepath: It's what you want, Player.
Player: I want a nap, actually-
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Carmen, upon meeting Player IRL: Wait... you aren't one of those stereotypical orphans, are you? Player: Don't worry! I'm not!
Carmen: Oh thank go-
Player: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS TO LOSE
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Player: Oh noooo we're breaking uppppp our signallllllll
Hive: I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE????? THAT ISN’T HOW THIS-
Player: Oh nooooo we're going through a tunnel-
Hive: are you fucking kidding me
Tip: *snorts*
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Tigress, teaching Player something: violence isnt the answer
Tigress: it's a question
Tigress: AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES
Carmen: NO
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King, after being beat up by Player: well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
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Nymeria, @ Player: your friends are gnc af
Ivy: YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HELP US GET DRESSED STFU
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Tigress: Hey, what'd you buy?
Player, snickering: *hands her a lil container of catnip*
Tigress: ...
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Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs (PT.3)
Mainly Player
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Iterator!Player: Carmen! Look! I adopted two slugcats!
Iterator!Carmen: ... you... they're trying to eat your cables, Player.
Iterator!Player, gently holding the slugcat siblings: I love them, Carmen.
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Tigress: Yeah, he got sick, I don't know why, but I think it's ba-
Carmen, touching her earpiece: Tigress isn't lying, Player's here-
Ivy and Zack: *explode into the room from out of nowhere*
Tigress: WHAT THE FUCK
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Nightblood!Player: I hate you, and everything you stand for.
Chief, patting him on the head: That's nice, honey.
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Three dudes: If we team up, We can take care of the nightblood together!
Player, who's immune to the acid rain: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
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Carmen: stop going easy on me!
Player, clearly struggling: I'm not going easy! I'm just bad with a sword!
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Carmen: your better then this!
Player: well, you've got like ten more years of training on me, so I'm actually doing pretty good-
Carmen: I meant going against VILE! You're better then that!
Player: I'm really not.
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Ivy: And.. I'm so worried about my brother, y'know? Because without the money-
Carmen: *instantly becoming x1000 softer*
Carmen: How would you like a job with me?
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Two: Let me get this straight; our children, NONE OF WHOM ARE EVEN EIGHTEEN, are all alone out there?
Carmen: Don't.. forget about the fact that they have to save us, and not the other way around.
Rapunzel: Oh god! They're probably so scared, and worried, and-
Meanwhile
The children in question: *Are battling their fears, singing songs together, bonding, and saving the world*
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Carmen, grabbing Nightblood!Player: you cant compete in the conclave! You dont stand a chance against coach-
Nightblood!Player: Fos kom Ogeda: jok Yu, Yu deranged ostrich!
Carmen: did you just... call me a deranged ostrich?
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Player, after throwing up because he's sick: I'm s-
Tigress: If the next word out of your mouth is 'sorry' I will scream
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Hive: I would like you to join me-
Player, who just got kidnapped by VILE, learned Julia got kidnapped, too, and has now been kidnapped by Mutants and forcefully dragged to the one place he hates the most: CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A NAP FIRST!?
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Hive: Sorry for the... unorthodox delivery system-
Player, who just got carried by his hood like a kitten for several dozen miles: Ah, it's fine, IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS REPEATEDLY SMACKED AGAINST THE CONCRETE OR ANYTHING-
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Ivy, clambering over Zack to get to Vampire!Player: PLAYER! PLAYER!
Carmen: woah, okay, calm down guys. What's wrong?
Ivy: we need to know!
Zack: do vampires bite and then suck the blood out with their mouth? Or are their teeth just like straws?
Carmen: ... that is a valid question. Player?
Player:
Ivy, under her breath: the silence is damming
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Player: YOU GUYS CANT HOLD ME HOSTAGE
Animal!TR, who are currently using different methods to flop on him: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
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Ivy: Alright, which one of you gave Player knife hands???
Tigress: I did, he said he felt scared.
Ivy: WELL NOW I FEEL SCARED!
Tigress: Oh.. I'm sorry.... would you like knife hands too?
Carmen, lying to Player about her death: and nothing can go wrong!
Carmen, watching Player commit blood of sanctum 2.0: OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG
Commander!Player: I don't wanna go near the space rock.
Carmen: Why don't you wanna go near the space rock?
Commander!Player: Why don't I- CARMEN IT'S LOUD AND ANGRY!
*In my Isle Of VILE AU*
Tigress: Most people who are in denial don't usually say they're in denial
Player: That's because they're in denial about being in denial! But I'm not in denial, I'm in denial!
El Topo: Is.. is this gonna cause a problem on the mission?
Tigress, shrugging: It seems more quietly self-destructive.
Prime!Carmen, slamming her hands on the table: DONT YOU DARE DISRESPECT ME, LITTLE MAN!
Player, who is, in fact, a lil man: *nervous sweating*
(brief mention of a robot committing unalive)
Evil!Player: Alexa... commit self-destruct...
Carmen, tied up: I- I don't think it can do that
Evil!Player, with a defeated sigh: It's 2019... and it can't even blow itself UP!?
Evil!Player, throwing the Alexa: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT-
Villain!Player: huh... I didnt realize that's all it'd take for you to help me. I kind of feel bad about Plan B now
Carmen: wh-whats plan b?
Player, sheepishly: I may have kidnapped the siblings-
Carmen: PLAYER!
Player: BUT THEYRE ALL SAFE AND HAPPY AND FINE!