Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs (PT.3)

Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs (PT.3)

Mainly Player

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Iterator!Player: Carmen! Look! I adopted two slugcats!

Iterator!Carmen: ... you... they're trying to eat your cables, Player.

Iterator!Player, gently holding the slugcat siblings: I love them, Carmen.

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Tigress: Yeah, he got sick, I don't know why, but I think it's ba-

Carmen, touching her earpiece: Tigress isn't lying, Player's here-

Ivy and Zack: *explode into the room from out of nowhere*

Tigress: WHAT THE FUCK

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Nightblood!Player: I hate you, and everything you stand for.

Chief, patting him on the head: That's nice, honey.

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Three dudes: If we team up, We can take care of the nightblood together!

Player, who's immune to the acid rain: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

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Carmen: stop going easy on me!

Player, clearly struggling: I'm not going easy! I'm just bad with a sword!

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Carmen: your better then this!

Player: well, you've got like ten more years of training on me, so I'm actually doing pretty good-

Carmen: I meant going against VILE! You're better then that!

Player: I'm really not.

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Ivy: And.. I'm so worried about my brother, y'know? Because without the money-

Carmen: *instantly becoming x1000 softer*

Carmen: How would you like a job with me?

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Two: Let me get this straight; our children, NONE OF WHOM ARE EVEN EIGHTEEN, are all alone out there?

Carmen: Don't.. forget about the fact that they have to save us, and not the other way around.

Rapunzel: Oh god! They're probably so scared, and worried, and-

Meanwhile

The children in question: *Are battling their fears, singing songs together, bonding, and saving the world*

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Carmen, grabbing Nightblood!Player: you cant compete in the conclave! You dont stand a chance against coach-

Nightblood!Player: Fos kom Ogeda: jok Yu, Yu deranged ostrich!

Carmen: did you just... call me a deranged ostrich?

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Player, after throwing up because he's sick: I'm s-

Tigress: If the next word out of your mouth is 'sorry' I will scream

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Hive: I would like you to join me-

Player, who just got kidnapped by VILE, learned Julia got kidnapped, too, and has now been kidnapped by Mutants and forcefully dragged to the one place he hates the most: CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A NAP FIRST!?

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Hive: Sorry for the... unorthodox delivery system-

Player, who just got carried by his hood like a kitten for several dozen miles: Ah, it's fine, IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS REPEATEDLY SMACKED AGAINST THE CONCRETE OR ANYTHING-

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Ivy, clambering over Zack to get to Vampire!Player: PLAYER! PLAYER!

Carmen: woah, okay, calm down guys. What's wrong?

Ivy: we need to know!

Zack: do vampires bite and then suck the blood out with their mouth? Or are their teeth just like straws?

Carmen: ... that is a valid question. Player?

Player:

Ivy, under her breath: the silence is damming

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Player: YOU GUYS CANT HOLD ME HOSTAGE

Animal!TR, who are currently using different methods to flop on him: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

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Ivy: Alright, which one of you gave Player knife hands???

Tigress: I did, he said he felt scared.

Ivy: WELL NOW I FEEL SCARED!

Tigress: Oh.. I'm sorry.... would you like knife hands too?

the suffering never ends

I mean I'm not wrong

Me towards everything when I’m overstimulated

DAMN GIRL NOT AGAIN

not pizza posting OUR work again and turning off the replies 🙄🤚

Can’t say I’m surprised, just mad. Anyways, for their most recent post about the Duane interview, you can just find what we said here:

Fuel’s posts: Flo supremacy Post with all questions (from the planned interview)

Carmen’s posts: (these were before the actual planned interview. We were so lucky that he wanted to talk with us a bit before!)

follow your heart, scarlet Santa Rosa, infatuated, Duane’s fav line(s), enby Carm rights, fashionista, player and Julia friendship

Anyways, that’s pretty much all the responses we got from him on the server! I’m just so annoyed that Pizza keeps doing this tbh. #giveuscreditpizza

Nobody:

Me: *makes several changes to the CS wiki after never showing my face there, before subsequently disappearing into the darkness, never to be scene again*