Nightblood Player Is A Lil Shit - Tumblr Posts

4 years ago

More Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs

Sonia, walking into the mindscape: Damn bitch, you live like this?

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Prime!Carmen, smirking: piecing things together. Aren't we, little one?

Player: *starts crying* 

Prime!Carmen: ... 

Prime!Carmen: awkward back pat 

-- Carmen: *insert trigedashling*

Prime!Player: .... 

Carmen: ... 

Prime!Player, who's SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE: UHHH-

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Tigress, gesturing to a wounded... everybody, and then Player: This is why you don't give a cockroach a gun

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Carmen: *Makes herself an artificial nightblood* 

Nightblood!Player: Poser.

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Chief: How many royal bloods.... do you have? 

Carmen, slowly pushing Player behind her: JUST ME! TOTALLY JUST ME

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Player: Commanders don't run away! 

Carmen: Well it's a good thing your not a commander, ya little shit-

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Telepath: It's what you want, Player. 

Player: I want a nap, actually-

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Carmen, upon meeting Player IRL: Wait... you aren't one of those stereotypical orphans, are you? Player: Don't worry! I'm not!

Carmen: Oh thank go- 

Player: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS TO LOSE

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Player: Oh noooo we're breaking uppppp our signallllllll

Hive: I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE????? THAT ISN’T HOW THIS- 

Player: Oh nooooo we're going through a tunnel-

Hive: are you fucking kidding me

Tip: *snorts*

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Tigress, teaching Player something: violence isnt the answer 

Tigress: it's a question 

Tigress: AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES 

Carmen: NO

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King, after being beat up by Player: well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

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Nymeria, @ Player: your friends are gnc af 

Ivy: YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HELP US GET DRESSED STFU

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Tigress: Hey, what'd you buy? 

Player, snickering: *hands her a lil container of catnip* 

Tigress: ... 

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