Nightblood Player Is A Lil Shit - Tumblr Posts
More Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs
Sonia, walking into the mindscape: Damn bitch, you live like this?
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Prime!Carmen, smirking: piecing things together. Aren't we, little one?
Player: *starts crying*
Prime!Carmen: ...
Prime!Carmen: awkward back pat
-- Carmen: *insert trigedashling*
Prime!Player: ....
Carmen: ...
Prime!Player, who's SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE: UHHH-
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Tigress, gesturing to a wounded... everybody, and then Player: This is why you don't give a cockroach a gun
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Carmen: *Makes herself an artificial nightblood*
Nightblood!Player: Poser.
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Chief: How many royal bloods.... do you have?
Carmen, slowly pushing Player behind her: JUST ME! TOTALLY JUST ME
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Player: Commanders don't run away!
Carmen: Well it's a good thing your not a commander, ya little shit-
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Telepath: It's what you want, Player.
Player: I want a nap, actually-
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Carmen, upon meeting Player IRL: Wait... you aren't one of those stereotypical orphans, are you? Player: Don't worry! I'm not!
Carmen: Oh thank go-
Player: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS TO LOSE
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Player: Oh noooo we're breaking uppppp our signallllllll
Hive: I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE????? THAT ISN’T HOW THIS-
Player: Oh nooooo we're going through a tunnel-
Hive: are you fucking kidding me
Tip: *snorts*
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Tigress, teaching Player something: violence isnt the answer
Tigress: it's a question
Tigress: AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES
Carmen: NO
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King, after being beat up by Player: well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
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Nymeria, @ Player: your friends are gnc af
Ivy: YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HELP US GET DRESSED STFU
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Tigress: Hey, what'd you buy?
Player, snickering: *hands her a lil container of catnip*
Tigress: ...
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