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“Ugly people kill people all the time. But when pretty people did, it got attention.”
Satan more or less
The best serial killers are those who kill indirectly for profit, fully aware of the likelihood.
The american pharmaceutical industry is not only creating a gigantic drug addiction wave, but also a rather large serial murder of their customers.
Wow greed is one of my favourite sins, maximising profit at the expense of others I think is Christian appreciation.
To hurt everyone here mercilessly, I think religion is a private thing. In my opinion, anyone can worship and venerate anyone or belong to any weird cult or religion as long as they don't tell others that "it's the only true belief".
Simply put, do what you want, just don't get on other people's nerves.
Or kill them in the name of your god.
There has never been so much destruction done in the course of history as with the intention of doing good in the name of religion.
Any religion that cannot tolerate humour is a danger to the fundamental right to freedom and equality!
Happy Easter then 🐇 dear Christians and all others.
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Thought experiment: what if they had drowned Jesus? Would there then be aquariums hanging everywhere in Christian churches?
The Life of Brains is one of the best films in that it uses a non-religious background with a little humour and wicked wit and only through a mix-up does the theme become highly religious. There were even bomb threats when the film was released in cinemas. Yes, that's always a thing with the tolerance of every religious cult, no matter how absurd. But always only in one direction. Humour is the ultimate test for religions. Whichever religion fails here is not suitable for freedom.
"Boys?" "Homicide."
Values, they meet Amanda and Ellen Buckman, a mother-daughter duo that are the exact opposite of them. When Morticia tells Ellen that Wednesday only has "one thing on her mind", Ellen wrongfully assumes it boys, and Wednesday doesn't hesitate to correct her. Mrs. Buckman tries to hide her discomfort, but Wednesday doesn't care. She knows that she isn't like most girls her age, and that doesn't bother her one bit.
Addams Family Values
"I would kill for her. I would die for her. Either way, what bliss."
"Unhappy, darling? Oh, yes. Yes, completely."
"Cara Mia"
"I wish I had enough time to seek out the dark forces and join the hellish crusade."
"You frightened me. Do it again."
"Our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity."
The ‘family values’ in the film's title are a tongue-in-cheek allusion by author Paul Rudnick to a 1992 speech (‘Reflections on Urban America’) by then vice presidential candidate Dan Quayle, in which Quayle blamed the 1992 riots in Los Angeles for a collapse of ‘family values’.
Wikipedia
I'm of the firm belief that the Addams Family are the most loving, caring and connected family that has ever graced the silver screen. They are wildly devoted to each other, show an interest in what the others are doing and spend tons of quality time together. In all honesty, there's quite a bit to be jealous [of] when watching them.
Jonathan Barkan, Bloody Disgusting, 2015
