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Pepe and Pear
DISCLAIMER: None of these characters belong to me. They are the property of Crying Breakfast Friends and Pepe’s Burgers. I just wrote this for fun. PLEASE DON’T SUE ME!
Rating: PG for romance and crying.
The club was called the Midnight Snack. In it’s prime, all of the ripest fruits and fancy cheeses in town showed up at it’s doors to dance and be merry. But that was years ago, and now the club was just a rundown dive for all the snacks that the fridge had forgotten.
Everything at the Midnight Snack was almost past its expiration date. Everything, that is, except for Pepe and Pear.
Pepe was a burger. He played the ivory keys. Pear was… a pear. Every night, she would sit herself atop the piano and the two would sing duets that could make an onion cry.
They sang songs of romance and unrequited love. It was their act, but Pepe always wondered if it were… more than an act.
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took me longer than id have liked but i finally finished this outfit that @luescris designed for her “Four Pillars” AU!!!!!! my favorite thing about her design is how subtle the differences are? it still feels very varian but it has a sense of… having given up on duties almost ;3
Chris felt fat. Maybe he was on organic overload. Until he was sure, eggs were officially back in the ‘bad’ court along with all the other flip flop foods.
Chris then wondered if eggs were included in the ban on thongs at the beach. Eggs were not explicitly mentioned on the sign. Then again, in this time and age ANYTHING could b explicit. U can’t even sneeze!
..Wait! Was THAT Y Chris felt fat?!? Looking back, Chris hadn’t sneezed once during the whole pandemic. He wasn’t like Brad who snotted every time he laughed really hard.
Ok. He’d def text Brad to c if FTD delivered. First, he needed 2 ask Siri if there were still enough bees 2 make flowers.
Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes ↳ THE ONES WHO LIVE ↳ Season 1
This is the actual sketchbook and the work within, this constitutes many many hours of love for GO..
I believe when you find that one thing that you love, you revel in it..
I can see how far I have come and how I have improved, so here is the next 12 month's
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
everyone say thank you michael rupert for originating the whole guy + weatherman headcanon + his sad pathetic guy energy + arguing through letters during the 80s with people who thought marvin was too much of a jerk or 'not gay enough'. he was literally the og and you need to give him the recognition he deserves .....
^ me @ Kino the whole time with the exception of the oooooh busted feeling I got when Kino appeared out of nowhere to cut off the conversation. There was so much SHADE in that interaction, like you cannot tell me he wasn't lurking outside the kitchen eavesdropping hard af, angrily stuffing his face with konpeito. Zoom in on that man's pocket. I'll bet my last dime it's full of candy wrappers.
Also, I can't be the only one beginning to suspect that DL boys are actually deaf and their lip reading skills suck so bad that in their already aggressive/frustrated state after misinterpreting the scene that just played out, when sensing deer-in-headlights energy, they just can't help flexing their alpha intimidation skills before ending their turn. But, this is just a theory. A Fluff theory.
My goofiness aside, imagine the state poor Yuuri must be in. He tried to warn her without words and was JUST BEING NICE, and so was she in VOLUNTEERING, like??? My guy??? Then, locking her in the room just because U JELLY???? U JELLY 4 WHAT THO??? She's safe behind a door for now but, yo, what's Yuuri got to deal with where she can't hear/see?? Not that he'd censor himself anyway, but!!!??? The hand threat??? The HAND THREAT, THO????
I'm just gonna wrap this up before it gets long. ANOTHER GREAT READ. MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN THE LAST. Like, on the edge of my seat?? I sweated right off the bed.
To the one called Kino, though I leave a summary of my reaction in the words of the og himself.
Forbidden Voracity ☯ Dark 01
[ Dark Prologue ← Previous ][ Masterlist ]
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[ Place: Kino’s Living Room ]
Kino: Yuuri, I’m back.
With Scar-chan, too.
Scarlett: Sigh.
Yuuri: … Welcome back, Kino. Scarlett-san.
Scarlett: Hello again, Yuuri…
( I could swear that Yuuri’s expression twitched just a little before greeting us back. )
( Was he surprised that Kino convinced me? )
( ... I already feel like this wasn’t the correct choice. )
Yuuri: Dinner is ready.
Kino: Neat~!
[ Steps ; Kino goes to the kitchen ]
Scarlett: Ah… Do you have regular dinners?
Yuuri: Only on special occasions.
Scarlett: Oh? What are we celebrating?
Yuuri: … ...
Kino: Ooooi, what’s taking so long? Coming here already!
Yuuri: Excuse me.
[ Steps ]
Scarlett: … … ( It’s the fact that I agreed, isn’t it. )
( But, if that is it… How was he so certain that I wasn’t going to refuse…? )
( This is not looking good. Just what did I get myself into? )
Ugh…
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[ Place: Kitchen ]
[ Scarlett is washing the dishes after dinner ]
Scarlett: Haa…
( I couldn’t eat anything… )
( I’m not hungry, but… )
( It was very awkward. )
( At least I could clean to make up for it. )
Yuuri: Scarlett-san.
Scarlett: Oh?
What do you need, Yuuri?
Yuuri: Thank you for your assistance.
Scarlett: Ahh… It’s nothing, don’t worry.
They are just a few dishes and cutlery…
Yuuri: … That is not that I meant.
Simply…
Kino. He can be difficult to handle. And his wants are…
Scarlett: …? ( He stopped mid-sentence, as though it was something he shouldn’t say. )
( But Kino is not around… I believe he said he had to charge his telephone. )
( So I lower my voice. )
Are we in danger…?
Yuuri: ––!
… that…
That is not quite the case.
Scarlett: ( He seems nervous all of the sudden, despite his monotone voice. )
( But if that is not the case, then– )
Kino: Yuuri!
Scarlett: !!! ( He startled me! )
Yuuri: Yes?
Kino: I ran out of konpeito.
Scarlett: … ( He came in shaking an empty jar. )
( I return to wash. )
Yuuri: Understood. I shall get more shortly.
Kino: Yeah, bring guava juice too. It’s not going to last forever.
… What were you two doing?
Yuuri: Scarlett-san offered herself to wash the used dishes.
Scarlett: Mhm! Yuuri prepared the food, after all.
Kino: Heh… That is not your job, you know?
Scarlett: Yes, I know. I’m doing this because I want to help him.
And I wasn’t able to eat what he made, so…
Kino: Oh, so, is that it? Are you punishing yourself for being a picky eater? Ha–!
Hahaha! That’s hilarious!
Ghouls never change…
Scarlett: … …
What.
That was not what I said.
Kino: And I had thought of something else to make you pay for wasting Yuuri’s food.
But you did it yourself! You are truly something, fufufu~.
Scarlett: That was not—
Yuuri: ––Scarlett-san, allow me to finish with the cleaning.
You might want to rest.
Scarlett: … Sigh. ( I’m irritated but he may be right. )
( Reluctantly, I dry up my hands and put my gloves back on. )
I need more rest after all.
Kino: Yup, yup.
Long day, short patience, I get it. You better restore that energy.
Scarlett: Yes.
I will.
So… Uh, Yuuri?
Yuuri: Yes?
Scarlett: Where are we sleeping?
Yuuri: … …
Kino: … … … …
Scarlett: … … ?
Yuuri: Scarlett-san, that is–
Kino: Since when the two of you became so close?
You even planned to sleep together?
Huh.
I can’t believe this.
Scarlett: What… wait, no.
That was not my intention.
Kino: Wasn’t it, really?
Asking such a shameless thing when you just got here.
Scarlett: … ( My, I see the issue. )
I intended to ask where the Ghouls, or… servants’ rooms are.
I didn’t plan to sleep with anyone, why would you assume that!?
Kino: Yuuri is not a mere servant. I told you this.
You are not my servant either.
My ally, if you will. But…
Ha, you really think I will let you do as you please just for that?
This is still my house, you know.
Scarlett: Like I said, I–
Kino: A~ah.
For a Ghoul who still considers herself a servant, you sure talk more than you’re asked.
Scarlett: ––!?
( This man…! )
( What happened to him!? )
( He’s not listening anymore. )
Kino: I will decide where you sleep. Leave Yuuri alone.
You’re using my room.
Scarlett: … Excuse me?
Kino: I need to keep an eye on you. Do you have any complaints?
Scarlett: … Yes. Many.
Kino: Hahaha! You have some nerve. Amazing.
Well, that’s your problem, Red Princess.
Scarlett: ( My irritation is only increasing… )
Kino: Yuuri, ignore her. Continue your chores as usual.
Yuuri: Understood.
Kino: And you.
[ Kino grabs Scarlett by her elbow and drags her out ]
Scarlett: ———!!!!
Kino: You're coming with me.
Scarlett: Ah–!?
( It hurts–! )
W–wait, no, what––
No, wait, stop––!?
[ Place: Kino’s Room ]
Scarlett: ( Not this, not again, what did I do now–!? )
P–please, stop, don’t do it, Kino, I—!!!
Kino: For stars’ sake, shut up!!
I didn’t do anything to you!
And I won’t if you stop screaming like a maniac.
Scarlett: … … …!!
( He tossed me inside the room. )
( I stumbled, but I didn’t get to fall. )
( My arm… )
Kino: Hell, you’re annoying.
What was all that fuss for?
I told you you’re sleeping here.
Were you hoping to go with Yuuri that much?
Scarlett: That is not the issue…
( My arm barely hurts, but it’s somewhat sore at the same time… )
Kino: Whether that was your idea or not, I don’t care.
Your choice of words was poor, so I need to watch over you before you cause a scandal with that loose tongue.
Tch, I knew this wasn’t going to be that easy…
Scarlett: ( Likewise. )
( I can’t even face him, how embarrassing. )
Kino: … fu~.
Your arm is very sensitive, isn’t it?
…So are your hands.
Scarlett: …!
( Of course he noticed. I can’t even deny that after what I showed. )
Please, don’t…
Kino: I won’t do anything to you, I told you.
I don’t lie. But…
If you act too careless again…
Kino: … Better properly remember what I know, okay?
What you told me without words, of course.
You sure are able to figure out what that means, right?
Scarlett: … Yes.
( And I hate it. )
Kino: Good.
Pick a spot and go to sleep. I don’t care where you choose as long as it’s inside this room.
I will be back after taking a bath. Don’t do anything weird.
Good night~.
[ Kino leaves ]
Scarlett: … ... …
( I knew it was a bad idea… )
( I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. )
( … Did I, though? )
( I did. I simply didn’t listen to myself. )
This is just like—...
( … no. )
( It is not like before. )
( I’m… not his servant. )
( I wasn’t earning a fair punishment for a wrongdoing… )
( He was upset and exploited my weakness when he saw it, even though he has no idea of why it exists... )
… ... ...
( That makes it worse. )
( I need to get out of— )
[ Click ]
Scarlett: …ah.
( I know that sound. He locked the door. )
I see.
( That’s right. )
( He needs me… )
( … doesn’t he? )
( For that plan of his. To gain his respect and position of power back… )
Power…
( If anything, I know enough already, even if Kino doesn’t realize... )
( I can tell why Ghouls don’t trust him. )
( If I were to speak up… I could die. )
( And bring all his credibility with me. )
… Huh.
Haha.
I see how it is.
Good night, Kino-chan.
( I won't be stepped on twice… )
—Dark 01 END—
[ Masterlist ][ Next → Dark 02 ]
I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme
Babel Group’s ownership of Geumga Plaza will be nullified due to corruption and illegal activities committed when acquiring the permit for construction.
The “Popularity” of Midoriya Izuku
Following the post that explains the connection of the hero name Deku to the ‘deku-no-bou’ line in the poem Ame ni mo Makezu (of which is famous in Japan, hence most Japanese readers likely getting the reference from the get-go while the out-group hasn’t) and details as to how Izuku choosing ‘Deku’ as his hero name shows that he never sought praise nor credit for his heroic acts, is a series of heartwarming reactions where people echo the inspiring yet bittersweet sentiment of the poem.
Some express that the realisation had made them cry. Others feel rather satisfied, saying how it adds yet another layer to the hero name. And lastly, most importantly, quite a lot noted how it fits Izuku’s character, if rather lonely and tragic for him, because—already—speculations arise that him being ‘The Greatest Hero’ by the end of the story will only be known to the readers…but not in-universe.
So let me offer some reprieve.
But first, let us establish first how outsiders perceive Izuku, and what exactly he is recognized for at this current time. (Because he is talked about a lot, even more so than we realise.)
After all, our storyteller, Midoriya Izuku, is such an Unreliable, Non-attention-seeking Narrator, which is why the narrative is framed in such a way that doesn’t put Izuku in the spotlight… nor does our MC’s point-of-view linger upon the positive impact of his own actions.
However, it doesn’t mean that he isn’t seen at all. In fact, history certainly has both eyes on him.
Without further ado, let’s talk about the popularity of—no, not Deku…
The “Popularity” of Midoriya Izuku.
Izuku is most commonly known as the ‘kid who broke his bones and kept on fighting during the Sports Festival,’ while his more incredible feats like single-handedly taking down A-Rank Villain Muscular (twice!), defeating Shie Hassaikai Leader Overhaul, and saving the U.A. Cultural Festival (by stopping Gentle Criminal) were not—and might never be—common knowledge.
Truth be told, whether they’d realized it or not, people started looking at Izuku before the Entrance Exams. That was when Izuku ran to face the Slime Villain, while the other pro heroes were just standing around waiting for the arrival of a ‘better match-up’ against the enemy. Not sure how canonical the light novels are, but in one of them, Kirishima internally mentioned a certain ‘middle school student’ who went against the Slime Villain w/o use of his quirk, which sparked discussions on the internet. Certainly, cameras could be rolling during the villain fight, so copies of Midoriya’s act might have gone around.
If in manga canon, people already began watching him when he smashed the Zero Pointer into pieces. That’s certainly a very memorable feat. They called him ‘special.’ Furthermore, later on, we see that Izuku was immediately popular amongst his classmates. Everyone wanted to talk to him. They praised his moves (with an emphasis at times on how he was doing great even w/o use of his quirk—in fact, his quirkless moves and dodging garnered more praise than his final Smash move) and were inspired by him after the Battle Training round. Izuku was rather overwhelmed. For the first time in his life, his classmates weren’t ganging up on him to tease him nor make fun of his dreams!
Despite his crazy performance in the Sports Festival and not having a single pro hero interested in sending him an internship offer, Izuku was still popular amongst the civilians. They complement his hard work, they encourage him… When he patrolled the streets with Mirio in the Shie Hassaikai arc, he was recognized by two ladies and they smiled at him as they passed by.
If you also notice, outsiders acknowledge his incredible progress even more so than Izuku’s internal narration. They put him in a whole other league, as if there was no question at all whom really is the strongest one. They talk about his training, how he’s developed new attacks… Midoriya Izuku seems to be a popular topic around U.A., to the point that gossip about him circulates fast, with the details known by almost everyone the very next day. Furthermore, he mainly gets talked about in a positive light despite his supposed ‘delinquent’ actions. Most U.A. students respect Midoriya Izuku.
And they know him by name and will call out his name! (As the random guy from the concert crowd demonstrates, whereas he’d only referred to Aoyama as ‘Laser Boy.’) Pro heroes like Gang Orca also knows that bone-breaking kid as “Midoriya” (Gang Orca also internally mentions his name in the anime!!!). I don’t know why I’m excited over Gang Orca calling out Izuku’s name, but…yeah, I am. I’m just a fan of pro heroes knowing and seeing Izuku and referring to him as Midoriya-kun. :’)
And of course, Midoriya is also very much known to some villains, and in a positive way as well. Gentle Criminal and La Brava immediately remembered Izuku’s tenacity and determination the moment they identified who he was. He was someone to look out for. Spinner, on the other hand, derived his own assumptions about Izuku being a ‘true hero’ based on Stain’s actions on saving him. He was watching Izuku that closely.
Midoriya Izuku doesn’t stand out at all; Horikoshi says that it’s better the plainer he is, since ‘Deku’ is supposed to stand for that faceless everyman who doesn’t hesitate to do kind acts unconditionally. But in spite of that, in other words, people from different walks of life still notice plain Midoriya.
It’s true that he doesn’t get loudly applauded for his every victory. The cameras are nowhere to be found when he accomplishes something particularly All Might levels of media-worthy.
But is it really tragic for Izuku that he simply does saving for saving’s sake?
Behold, the reactions over the poetic explanation of Izuku’s hero name.
Because let me tell you now, the post that talks about the “uselessness” of Midoriya Izuku reflects how his kindness is already celebrated.
Izuku still gets the recognition he’s due for his heroism, albeit in ways that we don’t usually think of as “enough.” People he saves or meets get internal revelations when they meet him. They change their views, they would start aiming for the better. Even from the beginning, his are acknowledgements that are more personal. It contrasts against All Might’s, whose goodness and greatness felt so distant and unattainable it created a hierarchy and a divide.
In-universe, Izuku’s kindness endures, his kindness demands change. With a little push from Uraraka’s kind act of teaching him how to reclaim Deku by pointing out how it sounds like dekiru (I can do it!), he gains confidence and makes the revolution last further. Deku is a phenomenon, and a society built upon the premise of ‘being a deku who can save everyone’ is a worthy thing to be remembered by all on its own. By making Deku his hero name, Deku becomes timeless (like the poet of Ame ni mo Makezu on his deathbed). All Might won’t be almighty forever, but anyone can be a ‘nobody who lends a hand to those who look like they’re asking for help.
And that, I think, is the best recognition of all.
blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
Dont let romanticized depictions of tuberculosis in victorian novels fool you into thinking theres ethical consumption under late capitalism
Fucking gold.
the DM: Okay, at the end of the hallway is a stone door with no visible locks, latches, or opening mechanisms. Carved into the stone is an inscription that reads, “What is the sound of silence?”
the bard, instantly: ♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪
DM: …………………Oh my god. I forgot-
bard: ♪ I’ve come to talk with you again ♪
DM: No, that’s not the answer-
bard: ♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪
DM: Here, I’ve got my notes, let me change the riddle-
bard: ♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping ♪
DM: Please-
bard, emphatically now: ♪ AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN ♪
DM: IT’S NOT-
bard: ♪ STILL REMAINS ♪
DM: I’M BEGGING-
bard: ♪ WITHIN THE SOUND ♪
DM: PLEASE-
bard: ♪ OF SILENCE ♪
DM, with a visibly broken spirit: …Yeah, okay. The door swings open.
