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All I want

Is to see kid LB, who had just moved to twinford, experience her first Christmas with snow actual snow, ( yea Bradley this is important shuddup). Just her waking up one morning, opening the curtains and literally screaming, then running outside in just her pyjamas because (and I quote) ' no Bradley, fuck you I'll be fine' then running back inside like five minutes later because 'fuck, why is it so fucking cold Bradley stop laughing' . Then after cuddles and hot chocolate (and eliminating the possibility of freezing to death, no I'm not being overdramatic Bradley, what are you talking about) she runs back outside, grabbing a coat, forgetting her shoes, gloves, hat, scarf etc... Which Bradley notices and therefore decides to warm up like ten hot water bottles and make a vat of hot chocolate (getting distracted because he keeps hearing LB laughing and for some completely unknown reason he can't stop grinning)

(All of this happens at around 4:30 am and Bradley, who usually kills anyone who wakes him up before at least 8:00 can't find reason to complain)

LB: Baker sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty,

LB: That's why we make a good team.

LB: Hitch, on the other hand, just drinks straight from the bottle.

LB: Blacker wonders why it has to be glass,

LB: And Redfort usually breaks the glass by putting her feet on the table

LB: you know bradley I'm jealous of you

Bradley: what, why?

LB: your partner is so much hotter than mine (walks away)

Bradley: but I am your-

Bradley: waiT YoU LITTLE SHIT

Bradley: twenty years ago, I married my best friend. Bradley: LB's still mad about it but hitch and I were drunk and we thought it was funny

Did I draw a reverse version of the lake scene in BAYD?

Where the gunshot wound LB received was fatal/near fatal?

When I should have been revising for my exams?

... Maybe...

(yes I am aware LB looks way younger than she is and that the background is nonexistant but this is a sketch and I cba)

Bradley in BAYD: what's up? I'm back

Literally everyone: I saw you die. You died. You were dead

Bradley: death is a social construct

i swear i’m not Just gonna be a bradley baker meta blog from this point on But i had Another Thought

blink and you die spoilers ahead (again)

very strong choice to make post-amnesia baker an avid mycologist actually because what do mushrooms do? they’re decomposers, they feed off dead flesh and make it usable to the living again. what is bradley baker? dead. metaphorically at first and then literally. what is ruby? living. what does baker do? trade his life for hers. makes the dead useful to the living. starts the cycle anew. i am going to scream