Bradley: Twenty Years Ago, I Married My Best Friend. Bradley: LB's Still Mad About It But Hitch And I

Bradley: twenty years ago, I married my best friend. Bradley: LB's still mad about it but hitch and I were drunk and we thought it was funny

froghorn, trying to make fun of ruby: if you have ten sandwiches and i take three, how many sandwiches do you have left?

ruby: none

froghorn: oh my god this is basic fucking mathematic do you really not know this how are you so -

ruby: i would give them all to you because i appreciate you

froghorn:

froghorn, choked up: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my office

Hitch: did you even have a plan???

Ruby: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER BUT IT DID NOT

Ruby: I know I’m down for it, and I think I have a pretty big chance of winning too! But I don’t think LB would be down for fighting; me being a teenage girl and all. 

Ruby: are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

LB: I'm suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook and if you do, you have certainly never opened it

Del Lasco from the Ruby Redfort series was the gayest gay there ever was and she had the hOts for Red Monroe and that’s the ONLY TEA THERE IS !!!!!!!