LB: Baker Sees The Glass As Half Full, I See It As Half Empty,

LB: Baker sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty,

LB: That's why we make a good team.

LB: Hitch, on the other hand, just drinks straight from the bottle.

LB: Blacker wonders why it has to be glass,

LB: And Redfort usually breaks the glass by putting her feet on the table

November 1st

Ruby: good morning clanc-

Clancy: GET UP REDFORT, YOU NEED TO LEARN THE JINGLE BELL ROCK CHOREOGRAPHY THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE I HAVE TO SHINE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Ruby: but its only november

Clancy: I said mERRY CHRISTMAS

“Ninety-nine seconds is all it took to drain all colour from my life.”

Ruby: hitch where’s LB?

Hitch: doing … Stuff…

Ruby: and where’s Bradley?

Hitch:

Ruby:

Hitch:

Ruby:

Ruby: …he’s “stuff” isn’t he.

LB: its like a war zone here! What happened!?

Hitch: well ruby-

LB: ah, that makes sense

LB: (to ruby)Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice..

LB: for example "redfort, no" applies to just about everything