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I am both working on the next chapter of Act 2

And a Kallamar Smut fic

Anything I do with Harri doesn’t feel right yet

Gurl needs to be married in the canon before I can allow her to fuck again

Why do I keep checking for more comments?

I mean yeah I kinda expect a big reaction in the latest chapter because…

Well holy shit

Huey is truly going down the same road as Narinder

I AM A BIG FAN OF YOUR ONGOING STORY. I've been binge reading every single chapter of the New Faith, just finished the recent and you have no idea how invest I am of what Huey is about to do in the next chapters as he continue to ignore everyone's warning (Huey you little-) ALSO LOVE HOW YOU WRITE KALLAMAR'S CHARACTER, AS A BIG KALLAMAR FAN I LOVE HIS CHARACTER, ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE HE STOD UP ON HUEY AIDNCOSHD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDSSSSS!!!! ;w;

I’m glad you are invested in Huey’s subplot there! A bit of a fun fact, I planned Huey’s subplot BEFORE the Unholy Alliances dropped and I had to figure out something different due to the final Bishop quests

As for Kallamar, I always fear I’m writing him out of character, but I am so happy you love him in this. He’s gotta be brave to set a good example for Seppy now!

I can’t wait to expand on the story further!

When is Midas gonna become the surprise 3rd act bug player?

No one likes Midas

Incorrect New Faith Quotes

The Lamb: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Huey: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Harri: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Athena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Blossom: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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The Lamb: *pitches an idea*

Blossom, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Huey, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Huey: Baba... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

The Lamb: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Huey:

Huey: I wrote sanitize, Baba.

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Huey: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

The Lamb: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Huey: *Takes away The Lamb’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Athena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

The Lamb:

The Lamb: I like you.

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Harri: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Huey: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Harri: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

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Athena: I will be using so much pink you’ll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.

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(Perhaps more to come lol)

Me, thinking about how to humble Huey: What if I gave him a child

Also me, thinking too hard about it: Uh oh

More Incorrect Quotes from the New Faith

(Note, Hector and Seppy are grown in these)

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Blossom: I don't dab. I stab.

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Baal: I have a new hoodie.

Aym: Wrong.

Aym: We have a new hoodie.

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Hector: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Huey: I’m not stupid, you know.

Harri: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

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Harri: How do you want your coffee?

Huey: Black, like my soul.

Harri:

Harri: Huey, your soul is a latte.

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Blossom: I need life advice.

Huey, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Aym: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Huey: What's the taser challenge?

Hector: We tase eachother, then drink.

Huey: How do you win?

Aym: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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Seppy: The Ocean is a soup.

Huey:

Huey: Do elaborate.

Seppy: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Huey: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Seppy: *Tilts head*

Huey: The Ocean is a Soup.

Seppy: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Seppy, jumping out of Hector's closet: BOO!

Hector:

Seppy:

Hector:

Seppy: *makes a sad face*

Hector: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Seppy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Hector: Once Huey thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.

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Huey: Why is there blood everywhere?

Harri: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Huey: You stabbed someone?!

Harri: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Blossom: What did you two do?

Baal:

Aym:

Blossom: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Athena, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Huey: Well, that's you.

Athena: Me?! Is that what I look like?

Huey: You don't know?

Athena: Busy day.

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Athena: You know what?

Athena: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Harri, Huey and Blossom continue screaming about mold water*

Athena: Not the other way around.

Baal: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Cop: You ran a red light.

Blossom: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Blossom: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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(More to come if I feel like it)

Athena: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Stella: Cannibalism.

Athena: *confused chewing noises*

*Heavy sigh*

Am I really physically writing a “Huey accidentally agrees to have sex with a deer because she promised him her first born as payment for healing her mother and she hit him with the ‘When do we start?’ line” fic?

Yes.

Yes I am

Lol I had Leshy used Gen Z slang around Narinder and be was so confused lol

Leshy: Yeah you can’t resist my chaotic rizz.

Narinder: What does that even mean?!

Leshy: Wouldn’t you like to know, cat boy.

Narinder: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Leshy teaching Shamura GenX slang

Leshy: you mothered the slay, queen

Shamura: that certainly is an assortment of words. Where am I

I’m not working in the next chapter just yet

I wanna get the Kallamar smut fic finished first but it’s taking a while

Thank you for your patience

Just read the recent smut fic, and I fucking loved it!!!

you know what's funny? I should be studying for the exam, yet here I am reading Kallamar smut fic

Hehehe thank you so much, it was very interesting to write since I’m used to writing sex scenes with only two people involved. It was a nice experiment

Anyways, don’t blame me if you fail your exam. Please study lol

BRO THAT KALLAMAR FIC HAD ME HOT AND BOTHERED 🥵🥵🥵

*Sips tea*

That was the goal :3

You cannot look me in the eye and tell me a Modern AU of the Sozo x Shamura ship would not be the most autistic couple to ever exist

The autism is already strong with them, I can only imagine what would happen if we gave Shamura the internet

Athena in the next chapter be like:

I think if I were to ever do a Modern AU of the New Faith, each of the kids will have a job or hobby they love and are really good at

Huey would be a DJ and is never seen without his headphones and laptop on her person

Harri volunteers around at various soup kitchens and is studying to open her own charity one day. In fact its through volunteering that she meets Baal and Aym

Blossom isn’t entirely sure what she wants to do but she’s happy with the family business (Leshy’s side of the family has a flower shop and runs the local community garden)

Athena is about to go into her first year of college (she is advanced by a year) and she’s sneaking her kinda secret girl friend into classes so she can get an education too (Stella is from the rougher part of town and Athena wants to help her girl out)

Pellis was Huey’s roommate in college and they were best friends ever since

They share an apartment together and people think they are a marry couple but they aren’t

They sure fight like one tho!

I think if I were to ever do a Modern AU of the New Faith, each of the kids will have a job or hobby they love and are really good at

Huey would be a DJ and is never seen without his headphones and laptop on her person

Harri volunteers around at various soup kitchens and is studying to open her own charity one day. In fact its through volunteering that she meets Baal and Aym

Blossom isn’t entirely sure what she wants to do but she’s happy with the family business (Leshy’s side of the family has a flower shop and runs the local community garden)

Athena is about to go into her first year of college (she is advanced by a year) and she’s sneaking her kinda secret girl friend into classes so she can get an education too (Stella is from the rougher part of town and Athena wants to help her girl out)

Athena: This weekend’s safety brief

Athena, pointing at Harri: Don’t ADD to the population

Athena, pointing at Huey: Don’t SUBTRACT to the population

Athena, pointing at Blossom: Don’t end up in the hospital, newspaper or jail

Athena: If you end up in jail, establish dominance quickly

Shamura: How’d you say you got there?

Sozo, pre-rehab: We didn’t, beat it creepy

Shamura: I’ll figure it out

The Lamb: But Shamura,if you go you’ll lose your memeories

Shamura: What memories? I’m like a goldfish over here

Sozo: In what way exactly?

Shamura: Hm? Oh hello Sozo

Shamura: Where am I?!

Me, not totally thinking about a potential oneshot of Jalala and Rinor having lesbian sex: