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Athena in the next chapter be like:

:/

you know what day it is……….

I can’t find the original but imo this is canon

You cannot look me in the eye and tell me a Modern AU of the Sozo x Shamura ship would not be the most autistic couple to ever exist

The autism is already strong with them, I can only imagine what would happen if we gave Shamura the internet

BRO THAT KALLAMAR FIC HAD ME HOT AND BOTHERED 🥵🥵🥵

*Sips tea*

That was the goal :3

Just read the recent smut fic, and I fucking loved it!!!

you know what's funny? I should be studying for the exam, yet here I am reading Kallamar smut fic

Hehehe thank you so much, it was very interesting to write since I’m used to writing sex scenes with only two people involved. It was a nice experiment

Anyways, don’t blame me if you fail your exam. Please study lol

Kallamar definitely has cuteness aggression when it comes to Lilybell

Like she will choose an extremely cute outfit and do her hair up nice and he has to use all his willpower not to shake her like this

New Fic! "One Wild Night"

I was thinking what to write here but the dog just ran away with my marker. Anyway I love taking stories with potential for lots of angst and making it lighthearted. AND THEN plunge into the depths.

I’m not working in the next chapter just yet

I wanna get the Kallamar smut fic finished first but it’s taking a while

Thank you for your patience

autism

finally getting down my goat origin story 🐐💜, using the in-game meeting of goat for inspiration

the TL:DR version is- goat willed herself into consciousness in the void, attached herself to lamb when they visited the void, (so she could possess them like followers get possessed when you revive them), then once she followed them into the world outside, stole some of their magic to built herself a body out of ichor and clawed her way into living

if youd like the longer version its below the cut :3

i wanted to try to stick a bit closer to in game, bc i hadnt seen it done before so their origin goes like this:

while lamb was still defeating the bishops, narinder thought up a weapon they could use, a person they could command to fight with them; he didnt expect this person to be sentient, just to help lamb out. the idea didnt go very far since lamb defeated the bishops on their own and then went after narinder himself, but the concept of a helper for lamb hed been thought up by a god, which gave it power.

once narinder was defeated and left the void the goat willed themself into remembering and observing things, clawing her way into consciousness.

when lamb died one time on crusade, they entered the void and the goat CLUNG to them, possessing them like followers sometimes get possessed when you revive them. lamb woke back up with the overwhelming urge to eat followers but managed to lock themself in the temple before they did much damage.

once there, goat stole part of their magic, dragging themself into having a physical body by force, manically desperate to live and have a physical body to interact with the world. she made herself out of ichor using stolen magic and lamb couldnt help but help drag her out, if anyone in the world understood the desperation to live it was them.

fittingly, she named herself lazarus

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

Leshy teaching Shamura GenX slang

Leshy: you mothered the slay, queen

Shamura: that certainly is an assortment of words. Where am I

Cannibalism and Nonsexual Intimacy hold hands in my brain and whisper to me sweet nothings that inspire my Narilamb content.

The inherent eroticism of cannibalism + The Immortal New God of Death + The Very Ressurectable and Also Immortal Former God of Death = wedding ritual that involves carving out the heart of your spouse and eating it in front of the flock

Is this anything? Can anybody hear me? Did they cut my mic?

Lol I had Leshy used Gen Z slang around Narinder and be was so confused lol

Leshy: Yeah you can’t resist my chaotic rizz.

Narinder: What does that even mean?!

Leshy: Wouldn’t you like to know, cat boy.

Narinder: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Leshy teaching Shamura GenX slang

Leshy: you mothered the slay, queen

Shamura: that certainly is an assortment of words. Where am I

Guys gals and nonbinary pals, are we deadnaming The One Who Waits? Like I know that’s a bit of a mouthful but…

the only person who calls him by “Narinder” in the game is a old spider with memory loss and dementia. The same person who betrayed him the most. The one who led him down a path with trust, then stabbed him in the back for following.

Not even his other siblings refer to him by that name anymore.

Everyone who still respects him calls him by the name he gives or an appropriate title instead.

EVEN THE GAME ITSELF calls him “The One Who Waits”.

Doesn’t anyone else think that that name might carry a whole lot of trauma?

let the boy work through it first jeez

*Heavy sigh*

Am I really physically writing a “Huey accidentally agrees to have sex with a deer because she promised him her first born as payment for healing her mother and she hit him with the ‘When do we start?’ line” fic?

Yes.

Yes I am

You know that thing that bull frogs do when they look at you straight in the eye with the cutest, chubbiest, most boop worthy look on their face?

And then as soon as your guard is down, they fucking lunge at you with the most demonic ribbit you have ever heard and make you shit yourself?

Yeah…

(Also sorry a bit of the full-body is visible on the side)

Any tips on rendering? You do it so beautifully, especially Leshy.

WELL. . .

I would also advise you to study color theory separately. But the most important thing is how you work with tone. Vibration of color, saturation is already secondary