Blahaj-enjoyer-1 - Welcome To My Hell

You know that thing that bull frogs do when they look at you straight in the eye with the cutest, chubbiest, most boop worthy look on their face?

And then as soon as your guard is down, they fucking lunge at you with the most demonic ribbit you have ever heard and make you shit yourself?

Yeah…

(Also sorry a bit of the full-body is visible on the side)

You cannot look me in the eye and tell me a Modern AU of the Sozo x Shamura ship would not be the most autistic couple to ever exist

The autism is already strong with them, I can only imagine what would happen if we gave Shamura the internet

*Heavy sigh*

Am I really physically writing a “Huey accidentally agrees to have sex with a deer because she promised him her first born as payment for healing her mother and she hit him with the ‘When do we start?’ line” fic?

Yes.

Yes I am

Lol I had Leshy used Gen Z slang around Narinder and be was so confused lol

Leshy: Yeah you can’t resist my chaotic rizz.

Narinder: What does that even mean?!

Leshy: Wouldn’t you like to know, cat boy.

Narinder: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Leshy teaching Shamura GenX slang

Leshy: you mothered the slay, queen

Shamura: that certainly is an assortment of words. Where am I

you know what day it is……….