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I Am Both Working On The Next Chapter Of Act 2
I am both working on the next chapter of Act 2
And a Kallamar Smut fic
Anything I do with Harri doesn’t feel right yet
Gurl needs to be married in the canon before I can allow her to fuck again
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rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
More Incorrect Quotes from the New Faith
(Note, Hector and Seppy are grown in these)
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Blossom: I don't dab. I stab.
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Baal: I have a new hoodie.
Aym: Wrong.
Aym: We have a new hoodie.
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Hector: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.
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Huey: I’m not stupid, you know.
Harri: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
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Harri: How do you want your coffee?
Huey: Black, like my soul.
Harri:
Harri: Huey, your soul is a latte.
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Blossom: I need life advice.
Huey, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Aym: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Huey: What's the taser challenge?
Hector: We tase eachother, then drink.
Huey: How do you win?
Aym: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
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Seppy: The Ocean is a soup.
Huey:
Huey: Do elaborate.
Seppy: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Huey: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Seppy: *Tilts head*
Huey: The Ocean is a Soup.
Seppy: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Seppy, jumping out of Hector's closet: BOO!
Hector:
Seppy:
Hector:
Seppy: *makes a sad face*
Hector: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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Seppy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Hector: Once Huey thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.
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Huey: Why is there blood everywhere?
Harri: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Huey: You stabbed someone?!
Harri: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Blossom: What did you two do?
Baal:
Aym:
Blossom: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Athena, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Huey: Well, that's you.
Athena: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Huey: You don't know?
Athena: Busy day.
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Athena: You know what?
Athena: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.
*Harri, Huey and Blossom continue screaming about mold water*
Athena: Not the other way around.
Baal: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Blossom: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Blossom: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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(More to come if I feel like it)
Me, thinking about how to humble Huey: What if I gave him a child
Also me, thinking too hard about it: Uh oh