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Inner Circle Headcanons
Spoiler warning! This is all based after Acowar, if you haven't read the a court of thrones and roses series go read it! Sarah Mass is a writing goddess! I love her books!
-Feyre told Rhys that he didn't know true pain until he wore heels
-Rhys isn't gonna back down from a challenge so he says
-"alright I'll try yours on."
-Feyre: "No! Your fat feet will stretch them out, I like these heels."
-*gasp of utter betrayal* "my feet are not fat, they're gorgeous!"
-"You have sweaty man feet."
-"Your being sexist!"
-Cassian walked in on the conversation and nearly pissed himself laughing
-Mor came out to the inner circle by making a joke about being as straight as pasta or something
-they all stared at her and Feyre was silently plotting threats if any of them dared to say something nasty
-then Cassian yells "I knew it! The only way you would've been able to resist me was if you were gay!"
-Nesta smacks Cassian upside the head
-Amren sips her drink and says it was "about time she owned up to it"
-Rhys makes a joke about her being the gay cousin and gets kicked in the shins by Feyre
-Rhys quickly said he was joking and "would except Mor no matter what"
-Mor is sooo happy but then looks at Azriel
-Azriel smiles, bittersweet, and simply nods
-but that simple nod means the world to Mor
-to celebrate they went and partied at Rita's
-they all had horrible hangovers the next morning
-Feyre and Rhys may or may not have had a quickie in the kitchen
-they also may or may not have been walked in on
-Elain quickly apologized and ran out to bleach her eyes
-Rhys laughed and Feyre glared at him
-Mor somehow convinced Nesta and Elain to go sledding with her because Feyre and Rhys were "busy" finishing up in the kitchen
-everything was fine except for a sudden intervention of a pine tree
-they wiped out big time and came back to the house of wind soaked in snow and covered in mud with pine needles in their hair and splinters in their fingers
-Azriel nearly had a heart attack when he saw them
-He patched them up, giving the girls his signature disappointed mother look
-Elain apologized and started crying for being irresponsible
-Azriel said that it was fine and next time she should try to avoid the pine tree
-Elain giggled and Az was down, like oh man
-Mor saw this and smiled like the Cheshire Cat
-Her and Feyre totally ship it
-Someone "cough cough" Cassian "cough" decided it was a good idea to spike Amren's drink
-she got drunk
-Amren and Mor were the life of the dance floor until Amren disappeared without a trace
-When she didn't show back up in the morning they got worried
-Cassian said to "let her find her way back home"
-Feyre smacked him upside the head
-Cassian gets smacked upside the head a lot
-Azriel found Amren in a fountain
-in the summer court
-with Varian
AMREN
Amren is my baby and my fave ACOTAR character. When I see people talking about the new ACOTAR books coming out, I never see theories about Amren having a book - which would make me so happy! I want to see some Varian + Amren <3
What do you think? Am I missing something?
Amren❤️🩸
For the ask game, main character energy immediately caught my eyes. Can you please tell me a little bit about it? And if you feel like it, a snippet certainly would not go amiss.
Main Character Energy, like Camelot, is a very silly place. I was taking a break from it, but @ablogofbipanic got me back into it again a week or so ago.
The idea: I think someone in book club made an offhand comment of oh, lol, what if Varian has been a spy this whole time. And my brain immediately fixated on “spy, but make it unspeakably silly” and MCE was born.
Like, imagine you are Tarquin, you are the youngest High Lord, you are idealistic, and you want to see the best in people, but also you aren’t stupid. Your cousin is sleeping with a member of the inner circle. Of course, you want to use this to your advantage.
What if when you start to hear all the things that are going on, you also think to yourself, surely this can’t be correct? Surely Rhysand has figured this out and is having my cousin feed me bullshit to throw me off. But it’s all 100% true.
The snippet is very much in the first draft phase, but for you, my love, anything:
Tarquin was the youngest High Lord, but that didn’t mean that he was completely clueless on taking full advantage of a situation when it wrapped its legs around his cousin dropped in his lap.
And what a situation it was. Varian had returned from his first tryst with Amren and reported that Amren, walking nightmare and subject of multiple Prythian horror stories, was a prolific pillow talker. All it took was a few orgasms and the ancient being shared all the Night Court secrets.
Varian was convinced it meant she truly loved him. Tarquin suspected it was far more likely that Amren needed to tell someone and she was convinced Varian was too terrified to repeat anything she told him, lest he found himself missing his favorite parts.
Tarquin, to this day, still hadn’t managed to ever look Amren fully in the eyes—he knew a predator when he saw one. If he were the one warming Amren’s bed, anything she told him would have been in one pointed ear and out the other. Tarquin didn’t have a death wish. Clearly, Varian was made of tougher (or dimmer-witted) stuff than the rest of them.