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Is it bad that I gag at Whamilton but clap my dumb little hands at Washette?
Yeah...
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COULD IT BE!? ME ACTUALLY FINISHING THE SHIT I WRITE?!
Yep. Ik, 🫨!!!
Shocking. Go check out some crappy historical lams made by none other than livelaughlovelams.
?!?!? OMG-
(idk who the og poster is but WOW-)
Laurens: did you hear Washington calls you by your full name now if you mess up?
Hamilton: dang he really is becoming our father figure
Washington: JOHN JOHANIEL LAURENS GET BACK TO WORK
Laurens: I don't think that's even my name
Hamilton: it is now
LaFayette: Hey guys what are you talking about? :D
Washington: YOU TOO M- MAR- MAH... MHSJSJJSJS.. *looks at records* mar- *chokes* NEVERMIND THAT RULE IS NO LONGER IN USE, NOW DO YOUR DAMN JOBS.
ah fuck man can I have some of that uhmmm
*checks notes*
fried manumission abolitionist
fried bastard orphan
fried obnoxious and disliked congressman
fried baronussy wussy
fried crossdressing sailor
fried trans French diplomat
fried Philadelphia lawyer and certified twink
fried terrible queen
fried slave owning redhead
fried mini french aristocrat
fried VERY mini former president
fried tired commander-in-chief
fried fairly normal president
Aw cool, thanks dawg.
hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now
how high was John Laurens though? (The people wanna know)
Idk man, but I know North and Hammie were juuuuuust a lil bit higher 😔
Oh yeah, just bought 300 alcohol markets because maybe I could try colouring my art for the first time in 2 literal years. Could you guess who I drew first!? Could you- could you guess!? Was it obvious?! Is it obvious because you can clearly see the art and see who it is? Yup. Pretty boi Hammie!!
LAFAYETTE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Text: can't believe Lafayette would chop off all his hair. WHAT!? Marquis, I'll never forgive you. Your actions have an effect on others. So we can't share hair ribbons anymore? No cute updos? It's just Laurens and I alone. We're depressed.
HAHHA I LOVE IT-
Why did the headcanon generator decide to get so fucking personal today!? hello!?
AND WE HAVE TWO (ABSOLUTELY CANON) ONES FOR LAFAYETTE...
Oh yeah, I still draw sometimes, so here's the gang
I also tried drawing laffy, but that didn't go well so I evidently gave up.
A lil while ago one of my friends was gossiping about me to the popular kids and besides outing me to everyone she also called me Hamiltonsexual which apparently means Im only attracted to the Hamilton actors and everyone was like "EW!" And now everyone calls me Hamiltonsexual which isn't the worst insult but I lost so many aura points from that
ERM I think Pinterest wants me to get back into my historical lams phase🤨
Hamilton: Are you today's date? Because you're a 10/10.
Laurens: [blushes]
Washington: That was horrible.
Hamilton: [Walks up to Betsy] Are you today's date? Because-
Washington: HAMILTON.
Hamilton: okay.
Message for amrev/hist. Lams Tumblr!
Let's talk about Du Ponceau portrayal. Du Ponceau isn't girly, he's soft. Du Ponceau isn't a pushover, he's kind. Du Ponceau isn't semi-bilingual, he's fluent in around 10-12 languages, and learned English as a small child, pursuing it since, even being mocked for it in school. Du Ponceau isn't a goddamn plaything. If you want to portray him as Von Steuben's partner, do it, but don't forget that homosexuality was fully illegal in the 18th century, even if they were around safer people at Valley Forge. Du Ponceau isn't stupid, he's curious. Du Ponceau isn't a throwaway filler character with zero trauma and no real life, he's one of the most complicated historical figures in the fandom, I'd say. It feels weird to call real people a fandom, but please take this into consideration.
freedom of the press 08 | thomas jefferson
title: freedom of the press 08
words: 10k
warnings: a lot of angst sorry. 09 will be happier if i can publish it in less than 2.5 years this time. addiction/substance abuse mentions, STI mentions
pairing: thomas jefferson x reader
desc: the 2020 republican presidential frontrunner is an obnoxious, morally bankrupt people-pleaser, but what happens when you become the person he’s most eager to please?
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“YOU SENT ASHLEY my fucking article?”
“Woah, honey, slow down,” Angelica said, voice staticky through the phone, but Y/N was fuming. She was sure that everyone in the diner below her apartment could hear her yelling. “Yes, I sent it. You asked me to, last night.”
Y/N furrowed her brow. “…What the hell are you talking about?”
“Seriously?” she asked. “Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten. You promised you only had two drinks.”
Y/N’s stomach turned. She distinctly remembered downing half the open bar at the campaign fundraiser the night prior after the way her conversation with Thomas had ended. She less-distinctly remembered Angelica driving her home – she’d been in North Carolina on a different assignment, but it turned out the CEO she was reporting on happened to be one of Thomas’s biggest donors. “Okay, so maybe I stretched the truth a little, but what does that have to do with anything?”
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