Livelaughlovelams - Baron Von Sugardaddy

I NEED MOTIVATION SO UH

If this gets 1 note I'll drink a glass of water

If this gets 10 notes I'll have an actual meal

If this gets 20 notes I'll start a new book

If this gets 50 notes I'll practice violin

If this gets 70 notes I'll research the 7 years war or something (I'm a nerd)

If this gets 100 notes I'll clean my room

If this gets 200 notes I'll start taking care of myself

If this gets 300 notes I'll actually learn math

If this gets 400 notes I'll start working out again

If this gets 500 notes I'll join clubs next semester

AAAAANDDDDDD NOW FOR THE BIG GUNS

If this gets 2,000 notes I'll cut out the toxic people in my life

If this gets 4,000 notes I'll clean my art desk with literally two whole feet of unorganized papers stacked up

And for 5,000 I'll actually organise all those drawings...

YAYAYYAYA (My posts average 30 so I'll be impressed if I even get the 5th one...)

You better start hiding your kids 😈

(Sorry for the low quality)

This was posted at 3 am...

(also 2 years ago, but still)

pompeii is such a washingclark song

It just so happens that we're both up at 2 am (at least in my time zone) and I'm the first like HAHA guys be so impressed that's so cool right (/j)

...

YOU KNOW WHY JEFFERSON CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS?

HE DOESN'T DIGNIFY SCHOOLYARD TAUNTS WITH A RESPONSE SO YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS

Angelicaaa...

YOU'VE REDEFINED YOUR LEGACY, CONGRATULATIONS

IT WAS AN ACT OF POLITICAL SACRIFICE!

... Sacrifice?

I languished in a loveless marriage in London, I only lived to read your letters

I look at you and think 'God what have we done with our lives and what did it get us?'

That doesn't wipe the tears of the years away, but I'm back in the city and I'm here to stay and you know what I'm here to do.

Angelica...

I'm not here for you.

I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find someone as trusting or as kind

And a million years ago she said to me "this one's mine"

So I

Stood by

Do you know why?

I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time

Eliza

Eliza

Is the best thing in our lives

So never loose sight of the fact that you have been blessed with the best wife

Congratulations

For the rest of your live

Every sacrifice you make is for my sister give her the best life.

Congratulations.

@hamicious-soup

Why did the headcanon generator decide to get so fucking personal today!? hello!?

AND WE HAVE TWO (ABSOLUTELY CANON) ONES FOR LAFAYETTE...