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MAY I PLEASE BE ALBERT
We should all get together and cosplay newsies and have a huge watch party where we all dance and sing
Mind Over Lust
Pairing: Albert James Moriarty x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, kitchen sex, table sex, creampie, bend over desk, rough sex, back kisses
Word count: 0.5k
Kinktober Day 30: Creampie
A/N: Almost done with kinktober! Honestly I'm impressed with myself. Proud even.
"When ah... when you said you wanted to make a pie with me I didn't realize this was what you meant." You moan as Albert holds you by the hips, his cock slamming inside you with force. "We're gonna make a mess."
"Only if you keep moving." He leans over to kiss your shoulder, "I was planning to baking actually. But you looked very enticing with that white cream on your hands. I couldn't help myself." He pressed his chest to your back, rendering you almost immobile under his muscular frame.
Albert was usually the perfect gentleman, he doted on you, made you feel loved and cherished, made sure everyone knew how much he appreciated you. No lover has ever treated you like this. Or satisfied you as much. For all his perfect demeanor he was a beast in the bedroom, bringing you to orgasm after orgasm, reducing you to a shaking, whimpering mess with his cock.
Did you mind that dual nature? Of course not, you loved seeing this other side of him, reserved only for your pleasure. This was a daring move however, making love in broad daylight and in the kitchen no less. You could be seen, or heard.
"Then you better keep as quiet as a mouse." Albert deliberately gave a hard thrust, testing your resolve.
"I can't. Feels to good. Your cock..." You brought your hand to your mouth and bit your finger, feeling the coolness of the shiny ring on your ringfinger. "I need to feel you deeper."
"Do you? That's not every proper talk for a lady." You could feel his cock drag along your walls as you clenched around him, keeping him inside for as long as you could, backing up into his cock whenever he got too far out for your liking, "Neither is this behavior. Where's the shy lady I proposed to hm? Or perhaps this has been you all along, I just help bring the real you to light."
There was definitely truth to his words. Without him you would never think of doing something this indecent in a public place. But with Albert looming over you, his hot kisses traveling down your back, his hands keeping you in place as he keeps hammering his cock into you, making dirty, slippery noises accompanied with his balls slapping against you, fuck, you don't care about being prim and proper anymore, it's the furthest thing from your mind right now. All you want is, "Come, please come, come inside me, give me your cum Albert. Pleasepleaseplease."
How could he possibly refuse a request like that? He can't, he won't, he doesn't. He gives you everything he has and you make sure to take it all, your body shaking as your cunt spasms and clenches around his throbbing cock.
You felt him pull out, you were about to complain but you felt the hot stream of cum hit across your back, and even better, dripping down your legs, pooling under you, "Well would you look at that darling, you were right. We did make a mess."
Newsies as Stupid Stuff I've Heard/Seen at my School
I've seen other people do this, so here...
Katherine: There was a seventh grader that got a roll of Flex Tape stuck to his arm...
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Buttons: *kicks empty paint can* Well, I guess you could say I... KICKED THE BUCKET!!
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Albert: *running down the hall while giving Race a piggyback ride*
Race: Hahaha Obama is made of lettuce, you guys!!
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Elmer: *picks up empty paint can* THIS BITCH EMPTY!! *kicks it across the café* YEET!!
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Jack: And this strike starts right...
Jack:
Jack:
Jack: Now
Medda: *angrily* SAY DAMN! SAY IT! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
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Mush: What did you do this weekend?
Specs: *overly happy* I killed my dog!
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Ike: *kicks full bottle of lemonade down a hallway*
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Romeo: *stands in the middle of the hallway, playing the Mii channel theme on the ukulele*
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Race: *'trapped' in the old locker room with Albert with the lights off and door 'stuck'* I CAN'T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH! WHAT IF NO ONE COMES LOOKING FOR US!? SO THIS IS HOW WE DIE... TRAPPED IN A SMALL, DARK LOCKER ROOM WITH NO CELL RECEPTION!!
Albert: *flicks light switch and pushes Race aside to open the door*
Come on, let's go.
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Mike: *kicks over an empty paint can* You can tell my mom that I... KICKED THE BUCKET!!
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Henry: *running around the café* SEVEN!! SEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING-!! *trips over gym mats*
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Albert: Her leg... of lamb!
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Les: *points at Race* Your gender is Korean. *points at Spot* Your gender is Newsie. *points at Jojo* Your gender is nugget.
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Tommy Boy: Fresh spittle for you, Peanut Brittle.
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Sniper: They were doing sexy dances and it made me think of Norman (Polk) and it made my face turn red.
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Race: Forget everything you thought you knew about Bendy And The Ink Machine. It's secretly just a ripoff of Newsies.
Newsies AU/bad trailer
Albert: Pulitzer jacked up the price of papes
Les: Yes, he did. And then he died.
i dont even have to read this in german to understand it LMFAOO
Habe ihn eine weile nicht gezeichnet
So for Halloween two of friends dressed up as Mormons, from the Book of Mormon, and I dresssed up as a newsie. We were able to recreate the 2011 Tony awards pictures 😂😂😂
waking-dreams:
Jean-Paul Sartre was wall-eyed and altogether not a very handsome fellow. Therefore, he may have been taken aback when his fellow existentialist, Albert Camus, expanded Sartre’s notion of human freedom by saying, “Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for the face he has.” Curiously, Camus looked a lot like Humphrey Bogart.
- Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into A Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes
"Alas..."
I put my face in merrily's hair
and I said it was cozy in there and she says "I know, alberts in there" and I asked who Albert was and she told me he was my cousin and I didn't know about him yet
The Frost Vark is the best of the original Monsterverse kaiju in my opinion, but the generic descriptive name does it little justice and it really needs a unique name with more pizzaz. An alternative I was workshopping was Moleran (モッラン, romanized Morran), a portmanteau of mole and Mårran, the Swedish name for The Groke from the Moomins, since both share an insatiable desire for warmth while spreading coldness everywhere they go.
Ok this might make people who've read ATOM laugh, but... I really think Shimo's name would work better as a kaiju name if it has a third syllable.
Albert’s the kind of guy that will always give you a smile, even if he’s feeling shy and insecure (which is most of the time).
Totsukuni no Shoujo/The Girl from the Other side edit
Hope you enjoy it!
(Finally got around to editing this, its from one of my favorite manga series with this father and daughter. The clips are from the ova.)
Modern AU: Albert and Louis James Moriarty.