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Jeon Jeongguk x (F) Reader

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summary⥗“Lose the top, or lose the right to present yourself in any low back gown for the next three months.” He truly knew the way to your heart. tags⥗richboy!jk, -3 knowledge of how vacations work, domestic love!!!, outdoor sex, unprotected sex, fingering, jk’s white ass cheeks mention wc⥗5.9k u ever randomly get inspired for the first time in 2 months and write a whole fic in one night anyway enjoy

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There were many perks to dating the heir of your city’s top conglomerate, the endless showering of gifts being one of them, but your favorite thing about your boyfriend wasn’t his overflowing pockets or his secure future, but the lovesick look in his eyes when you told him how much you loved him.

Jeongguk was an enigma.

He was born to be the stereotypical rich boy that authors of teen fiction could only dream of, his looks suitable for magazine covers and his brains destined for top-notch universities. His bloodline was carefully crafted by generations before him, every marriage carefully planned and executed with the ultimate goal to preserve their place in society as apex predators. In fact, Jeongguk’s entire life had been one big script his family had carefully pushed him along, from the fencing classes he took to the hiring of the nation’s best nannies to care for him, all subtle enough for him to not complain but demanding enough that he knew what was going on.

The only thing they hadn’t planned in Jeongguk’s life was him meeting you.

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late fee

jeon jeongguk x (f) reader

Late Fee

summary: “Captain Underpants isn’t glorified by all the tryhards, so when I pick those books, you’re unknowingly more interested in me.” tags: f2l, flirty kook, jk’s obsession w/captain underpants, he’s a fuckboy but he’s a soft fuckboy dont get it twisted, campus boy crush jk(yes again), jk abuses the FuCK out of pet names, miss koo1aid actually writes some PLOT warnings: much flirting, nsfw bc of a lot of heavy petting, pussy eatin’, a lil dirty talk, very s l i g h t coochie sniffing, BUT!!! protected sex :) wc: 10.3k

i wrote another fic (applause) and the entire thing is based off my belief that jungkook 10000% would enjoy captain underpants books. not proofread bc i am a hermit and speak to exactly 0 ppl on here, que dios los bendiga

Late Fee

“Helloooo, sexy librarian,” Jeongguk says the moment he steps through the door, lopsided grin adorning his features as he swaggers over to obnoxiously lean against your desk. You can’t even pretend you didn’t see him, his presence so blaringly consuming, and evident in the way some dorky high schoolers glance over to gawk at him.

“What book are you checking out today, Jeon?” You muse instead, leaving your desk chair to head over to the stack of new books that needed to be stamped. As you turn, Jeongguk whistles at the sight, and you don’t even have it in you anymore to retort back the same way you would when he first started bugging you. “Also, are you aware that your copy of Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is due tomorrow? It’s a dollar for every day it’s late—”

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love me some boob love

distractions

jeon jungkook x (f) reader

Distractions

summary: “Soft.” / “No shit,” you say, “you’re deep between my boobs.” tags: gamer kook, soft bf jeon, extensive knowledge of the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) warnings: nsfw; mostly tit play, dry humping, slight praise, jizzing in ur pants like ur fifteen again wc: 3k barely 

when u have 34827 other fics to finish but ur brain hyper focuses on this image at 1 in the morning. not proofread bc idk ppl 

ty for all the nice comments on skirt chasers btw<333

Distractions

There were a lot of things about Jungkook that you didn’t learn until you were official. Like the fact he rarely matches his socks unless they’re cool socks. Or that he prefers his pancakes pre-drizzled with syrup. Not necessarily bad things, just aspects the general public wouldn’t normally see. In fact, the worst “trait” you’ve learned about Jungkook in the past year is how easily distracted he can get. Nothing crazy, just tiny actions, like forgetting to eat for three hours because he refuses to leave his Wii until he can beat the guys in three rounds of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate in the Mushroom Kingdom stage. Strangely specific, but it’s Jungkook and you’ve long since learned he’s an enigma.

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hulu & woohoo

Hulu & Woohoo

summary: But there’s more important matters to attend to than Jungkook’s Jersey Shore boner. warnings: slight feelings of insecurity, smut; fingering, cunnilingus, cum eating, squirting, handjobs, unprotected, riding, slight praise kink misc: if you’re not a Jersey shore fan honestly GET OUT, mentions of capitalism😡, more kind/understanding kook, basically a “what are we?” fic but silly, irresponsible emailing habits, its so dumb just read wc: 6.3k

[ this is a sequel to netflix & chill !! ]

started off silly then I was like 😳what if we sprinkled in a dilemma™️😳 anyway here’s the kook i imagined for this fic <3

Contrary to popular belief, Jungkook does in fact have his own paid subscription to Netflix. He doesn’t ride on his family account anymore, nor does he swindle his friends into sharing their passwords ‘just once.’ Just like everything else about his mature persona, Jungkook is adamant on paying those ten and something dollars for the streaming platform.

However, his fall into capitalism doesn’t end there.

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netflix & chill

Netflix & Chill

summary If you planned things right, you could rain down your raging displeasure on Jeon Jungkook right after the meal but before this proposed ‘Netflix and chilling,’ maybe dramatically throw your glass of wine at him, before storming out of his place and reporting him to the authorities (Namjoon) for his douchebag personality. warnings grinding, 2 seconds of sub kook, oral (f), cum eating, vanilla but [ passionate ], unprotected sex, dirty talk tags use of the oldest trick in the book (“your hands are sooo big”), shy oblivious AND gentleman jk? pick a struggle, brief ment of app developer kook, evil and conniving oc wc 10.2k !! wow!!

will I ever write a serious jk fic? NO. this entire thing was based off this pic of jungkook which i’ve said before that i would print out in sepia filter and crumple and stuff in a drawer n then tell my kids 35 years from now was a long lost lover i met on a cruise to the bahamas and never saw again ty to mia more @daechwlta​ for being there during my brief crisis over this fic 🥺

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some way, some how

jeon jungkook x (f) reader

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Summary: Maybe you don’t know Jungkook as well as you thought you did. Maybe he doesn’t know you. Warnings: emotional constipation, toxic ex, internalized misogyny, jk has bad experiences w/his ex’s dad, one scene where jk throws up, brief episode of panic, mentions of terminal cancer (minor); smut; fingering, praise kink, face fucking, spitting kink, cunnilingus, unprotected sex on top of a car im sorry Misc: autoshop owner!jk, businesswoman!oc, slice of life, childhood crushes, friends to lovers, ex gfs, pining, country bumpkin pjm w/crush on oblivious oc, ex-bf kth but it’s not real lol Wc: 19.4k (wow!!!)

the spirit of auto shop jk possessed me n next thing i knew i was 11k into a drabble. if ur curious: the 1975 corvette, car at the end, the tweed suitskirt (not actually chanel ☹️sowwyyy) also: this is the longest fic I’ve written!!!!! clap for me!!!!! i proofread the first few paragraphs n was like thats enough professionalism for the day

inspired by ain’t no mountain high enough one of my fave songs ever🥺 the title is a lyric from the song bc i love it so much enjoy !!

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disney+ & bust

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this is part of my netflix & chill collection !

summary; There’s a pounding on your door a little past noon, so hard and rough, that you almost think it’s the police finally coming to catch you for all your years of illegally pirating Phineas and Ferb. It’s not. It’s just a really drunk boyfriend wailing for your forgiveness at the door.  warnings; arguments, feelings of insecurity, bit of asshole jk, smut in the forms of degradation, dumbification, choking, fingering, spit kink, self punishment, unprotected but [ passionate ] sex, jk losing his cool, return of mean jk, he is actually an emotional mess in this one wtf miscellaneous; ANGST, anniversaries, the L word😳, app developer kook, rip ‘pretty girl’ </3, we all become phineas and ferb stans word count; 13k !!

notes; me: *writes couple who’s whole arc is being silly* y’all: MAKE THEM SUFFER GIVE US ANGST!! u ask I deliver so now we all suffer 😐 ngl it was hard writing this fic n u might notice there’s some parts that seem weird n that’s bc this was TWO fics w diff wording but I ended up mixing them bc I’m insane. still had a lot of fun! felt like I challenged myself!! not proofread bc when I say we suffer we SUFFER

please let me know what you think!!! a simple ask goes a long way <3

previous part: kissanime & foreplay

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kissanime & foreplay

Kissanime & Foreplay

this is part of my netflix & chill collection !

summary; You get a glimpse of the KissAnime screen for a good two seconds before about seven ads pop up. Another tab to a raunchy hentai website opens, and Jungkook groans. warnings; mentions of hentai yes u read right, kook leads most of it, cunnilingus, masturbation (f), oral (f), use of a sex toy, fingering, nipple play, face sitting/fucking/riding idk (f), praise kink, hints of dumbification, cum eating, jk is like passive aggressive in this one, 4 (f) orgasms, this is the kicker: sub kook at the end😳, like 2 sec of dom yn lol, & u get 0.002 sec of adams apple kink misc; more dumb story lines, made up sex stores bc my creativity knows no bounds, Jungkook plays nice but is actually mean for the majority of it, once again doyeon plays a pivotal role in the furthering of women empowerment, internal love monologues about jk best boy<3 wc; 8.2k

notes; back when kissanime was offed I remember looking at this fic in the drafts like what the hell we gone do now.. n almost deleting it but I was like yknow what this isn’t a 1kook fic unless there’s smthn weird going on so here we are. also yes I know ohshc is on Netflix shut up!!!!! 

HAPPY BDAY MY LOVE AND MUSE JEON JUNGKOOK !!!! 🥺💜

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espn & bdsm

Espn & Bdsm

this is part 6 of my netflix & chill collection !

summary; You would like to personally thank every loud-mouthed, ESPN commentator out there for saving you from Jungkook’s dangerous seduction skills.  warnings; smut (18+) in the forms of brief femdom, handcuffs, nipple clamps, blindfolding, flogging/use of a riding crop, soft dom kook, cunnilingus, spitting, unprotected but passionate, degradation, as always it starts horny n then turns into I love u kink miscellaneous; kook has a swollen ankle so idk how he did all this, jk abuses the fuck outta pet names part 7, revenge gone wrong tbh, this was honestly a beginner’s intro to vanilla bdsm word count; 12.7k

notes; this is like… a healing fic… for the part before lol. also i did not know what was going to happen next as I was writing. anyway entire smut scene was based off THIS bad boy ur welcome fellas and the Jungkook described here is from in the soop episode 2… cutie... yes every single 1 of those words is a link

lmk what you think! a simple ask goes a long way <3

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the masterlist of @1kook 's netflix and chill series. I have and will reblog the fics on their own as well but just wanted to also reblog the masterlist so yeh here it is

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rest of the parts

commercial break ; ONE

Commercial Break ; ONE

a netflix & chill drabble  this follows directly after disney+ and bust !

summary; Maybe Jungkook wasn’t always as cool and composed as you initially believed. But that’s okay, because you love him all the same. warnings; none unless u count yn bullying him as one miscellaneous; yn is regina george thats it word count; 1.3k

notes; u guys may be like “u feed us so well!” wrong i obsessively post bc I’m never satisfied with my work, like in d&b i really disliked the lack of resolution so here i am writing one the day after god bless lmk what u think xxxx

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cookies & cream

— A NETFLIX & CHILL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

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SUMMARY Jungkook will watch a thousand cheesy Christmas movies if it meant making you happy. (And maybe having his dick sucked.)  WARNINGS blowjobs, face fucking, cum facials, fingering, overstim, double orgasm, r*mantic sex, riding, unprotected, cream pies, jk does this weird thing where he licks her face yeah idk, jk loves seeing his gf cry, jk has an obsession with jizz  TAGS jk pov !!, eggnog slander, jk hates xmas movies, oc dresses like a sexy mrs claus, Elf !!, jk is in loooove RATING m (18+)  WC 7.1k

Cookies & Cream

NOTES (!) would u believe me if i said i wrote this all last night high off two bags of crunchy curls? well its true. technically, this fic takes place before youtube& use lube, but the plot isn’t effected so dw. also this is basically a commercial break that got wildly out of hand -_- flop era look away. anyway lemme know what u think!! a nice ask goes a long way <33 also this is the first time I’ve written my beloved nc couple in months…. having a moment here…. a lil rusty…

Cookies & Cream

Jungkook is too nice to tell you he hates the taste of eggnog.

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EXPLORER

jjk x female reader

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FOR GCN’S ❝ 23 | JUNGKOOK BIRTHDAY PROJECT ❞ ! Alien AU | “I want to have your last name!” | “I like when you do that, it makes me crazy.”

summary; Jungkook does not want to impress the frankly tyrannical ways of his planet on you. He just wants to stay here and keep your couch warm for you, hold your hair back when you wash your face in the morning.  warnings; smut in the forms of cunnilingus, loss of virginity, unprotected sex, anal, tit play, and all that jazz bc surprise its tentacle porn rating: mature (18+) miscellaneous; FLUFF, strangers to friends to lovers, curious alien kook, there’s a saber tooth tiger mention, virginity is a social construct, they both have skewed perceptions of sex and love, and idk what else word count; 17.8k

notes; someone said once “all u ever do is write college aus 😃” and i was like lol true but i was also a virgo and was like “i’ll prove u wrong” and next thing i knew i was writing a 17k alien au clap for me lads

special thanks to; my savior and editor rumu ( @kigurumu​ ) who very politely tells me when im making up words n also when shit doesn’t make sense but lets me make stupid final decisions that will come back to bite me in the ass<3 and also my gf yeji @suqakoo​ who watched me crash and burn about ten times while writing this monstrosity of  fic and just laughed her support amazes me<3

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youtube & use lube

Youtube & Use Lube

part 7 of my netflix and chill collection!

summary: You can’t believe this is Jungkook’s preferred sick day treatment; YouTube, cuddles, and an ugly amount of lube.  warnings: smut in the forms of nipple play, handjobs, spit kink, face riding, unprotected, flavored warming lube, riding, praise kink, soft femdom, missionary bc his eyes are pretty, tit sucking, more jk has an impreg kink, oh and this is all subby kook rating: mature (18+) miscellaneous: domesticity baby!! fluff, soft scenes /.\, jk is sick:((, doyeon is A Doctor, yn sees an opportunity and she grabs it, surprise ending <3  word count: 8.7k  

notes: finally…. 7 parts later and we get ~✨💓sub kook💓✨~ this was honestly my fave to write I think because I was obSESSEDDD with his softness and yn leading hehe /.\ also yeah we time jumped 6 months bc uhmmm 😎 story progression also here’s [ THE KOOK U SHOULD IMAGINE FOR THIS 😡 ] also if see a typo ummm no u didn’t .

let me know what u think! a simple ask goes a long way <3

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tutus & tiaras

— A NETFLIX & CHILL DILF!JK SPECIAL!

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summary your first pregnancy through the lens of your husband warnings smut in the forms of penetrative sex, sex while pregnant, unprotected sex, tit play, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation, sticking the tip in and jacking off/cockwarming?, creampies, nose kink (? like she grinds against his nose), infatuation with scent, frottage/grinding, lactation kink, titluvr jk [bass boosted] misc married ncouple <3, domesticity, jk pov, mood swings, pregnancy, GIRLDAD!JK, DILF!JK, pregnant!reader, jk’s kids are virgos its true rating m (18+) word count 10k

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crunchyroll & rail

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the 10th installment of my netflix & chill series !

SUMMARY Never mind the fact you really like Sailor Moon, or that you really want to pay attention to every little detail; the moment becomes Jungkook and his big smile and his red cheeks and the tiny box he produces from within his pocket. WARNINGS smut in the forms of making out, jk nipple play, some 69 action, cunnilingus, blowjobs, brief choking, jk trying his best to listen to oc but he doesn’t rlly :/, fingering, missionary bc his eyes are pretty, unprotected fuckin raw, its romantic but when is it not… MISC fluffy and domestic <3, weekend getaway <3, the Big Question, shy jk, sailor moon supremacy, jk makes this big elaborate speech about the sun and moon, mentions of 240p YouTube quality, RATING m (18+) WC 8.7k

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NOTE (!) the smut in this chapter is relatively short ! I was more concerned with writing this monumental step in their relationship, so sorry to all the lads who come here specifically for the p0rn but today we focus on the l0ve <333 anyway nc 10!!!!! Can u fuckin believe….

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funimation & procreation

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part 11 of my n&c series <3

SUMMARY Never mind your upcoming wedding, this was perhaps the greatest moment of your life— the day Jungkook sought out an anime on his own.  WARNINGS kissing, smut in the forms of cunnilingus, cum eating, mentions of anal, doggy style, unprotected sex with the intention of pregnancy, spitting, hand holding<3 MISC the wedding night, Doyeon strikes again, jjk watches  jjk, oh no not twins RATING m (18+) WC 9.1k 

NOTES (!) sorry for any typos T_T Tumblr played me as I was editing so I may have missed a few rip lmk !!!

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“YEAH, OH.”

thank gawd for mutuals like taehyung

do u accept fantasy requests? I want a werewolf one like jungkook realizing oc (who is human) is his mate or something like that

it turned out to be more a soulmate au w/o heavy emphasize on the werewolf sorry 😭 anyway the au where: your soulmate smells like your favorite food and jungkook is too dumb to make the connection

At twenty-five, Jungkook becomes part of that embarrassingly small percentage of werewolves who are yet to meet their soulmates. Within that small percentage, there is a huge possibility of him being born without one, a thought that both terrifies him as much as it angers him. After all, what had Jungkook done to deserve this? He likes to think he’s a rather model werewolf citizen— he works a job, attends all his pack meetings, pays his taxes, takes his heat suppressants. He never went through that weird biting phase as a kid, which not many werewolves can say the same, making him about ten times more civilized than them. All in all, Jungkook had done nothing wrong.

You say it’ll probably happen soon. “Maybe this year!” you suggest excitedly, handing him a slice of chocolate fudge brownie. It’s your staple comfort dessert, one you make every time either one of you is feeling down, and maybe that’s why the scent clings to your presence no matter where you go. One time, during a camping trip deep in the mountains, Jungkook swears the scent had drifted out of your tent and into his. It’s a rather pleasant scent, one that he finds himself longing for in times of distress.

Were chocolate fudge brownies his favorite because they smelled like you, or where you his favorite because you smelled like chocolate fudge brownies? Either way, it’s Jungkook’s favorite dessert, and you are also his favorite person.

That being said, favorite or not, Jungkook is certain you’re wrong. After all, you’re a human. You could never understand the crushing humiliation that came with being soulmate-less at twenty-five. All you had to do was look someone in the eye and fall in love, your choices practically endless. You wouldn’t get it. You could have anyone you wanted. Meanwhile, Jungkook was stuck with whoever he got, even if that person wasn’t who he wanted.

(Who exactly did he want? He’s unsure of it himself. For now, he’s content with the sugary sweet scent that assaults his nose.)

Anyway, you leave after delivering your regularly schedule comfort speech, engulfing him in your arms and the smell of chocolate fudge brownies once more at the door. Jungkook sulks, gobbles up the rest of the tray of brownies, and promptly heads to sleep.

The next day he decides to swing by Taehyung’s house. A mutual friend of yours and a fellow wolf only slightly older than Jungkook, he’s hoping maybe he’ll offer some worthwhile advice. The door swings open and before Jungkook can even greet the man, he’s attacked by the overwhelming yet heavenly scent of chocolate fudge brownies once more. “You making brownies?” he asks, letting himself in.

Taehyung’s brows furrow together. “What?” he asks, following behind him as Jungkook makes a beeline for the kitchen.

The counters are spotless, free of any baking equipment, and Jungkook can’t ever recall Taehyung being so neat. Still, he chances a peek at the oven. “Where are the brownies?” he frowns.

“What brownies?” Taehyung retorts, cracking the fridge open for two beers, handing one off to Jungkook. “You know I don’t bake.”

The frown on Jungkook’s features deepens. “Really? It smells like brownies in here,” he says. And then, as if he’s being punked, carefully attempts another glance at the oven.

“No brownies,” Taehyung sighs. “I didn’t even know you liked brownies.”

“They’re my favorite,” he offers, not that Taehyung will particularly file that information away. With a sigh, Jungkook eventually gives it up, joining his friend at the kitchen island. “I swear it smelled like brownies,” he mumbles, chalking it up to his faulty sense of smell. Was this part of his curse? First no soulmate, now a bad nose? Oh, man. “Like the ones __ always makes.”

At that, Taehyung shrugs. “Well, __ did drop by earlier. Didn’t bring any brownies, though.”

“Well, she always does smell like brownies,” he mutters.

Taehyung pauses, gives him this weird look that makes Jungkook squirm in his seat. “What?” he asks, setting his beer on the countertop. “No, she doesn’t.”

It’s Jungkook’s turn to level him with an unimpressed stare. “__ always smells like brownies,” he argues, slightly concerned how Taehyung, a fellow wolf with heightened senses, could ever miss such a fact.

At his claim, Taehyung drags a hand over his face. “Okay, let me get this straight,” he begins slowly. “Your favorite food is chocolate fudge brownies, correct?” Jungkook nods. “And __ always smells like them?” Another nod. Taehyung sighs, levels Jungkook with a look that is just begging him to put two and two together.

It takes a second.

“Oh,” Jungkook says.

And then, “oh.”


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this was adorable and hilarious. “the two most chaotic people I know ruining my life” :D 

Ok but listen what about dance team captain! Hoseok and oc who is friends with yoongi who is friends with hoseok and they meet

word count: 0.8k everyone is out to get yoongi

“Stop,” Yoongi says, rubs his temples for the third time since you’ve started walking around campus, trying to kickstart his memory and recall what exactly he had to do today. You’re here for the free coffee, the walk with him just an added bonus.

You sip at your cup. “Did you remember?” You inquire, glance at the fine arts building you’ve passed at least twice now. Yoongi nods, doesn’t dive into what exactly his revelation entailed, as he drags you up the steps of the modern building, which you’ve never entered before. “Wow, fancy,” you gasp, head tilted at the high ceilings and blinding white lights of the entrance.

Yoongi’s got a hand on your elbow, tugging you through some equally echoey hallway with glass doors evenly spaced out. There’s dancers, you notice, different styles in different rooms. One room has a group of young men in tights and nothing else, while another consists of a troupe of ballerinas stretching along a wall.

Your friend obviously knows his way around the place, bypasses door after door until you’re reaching one towards the end of the hall, where two opposing staircases curl around the corner.

With no warning, no polite knock in advance, he’s slamming the door open, a repetitive eight count filtering out into the hall. “I told you to remind me,” he interrupts, leaving you awkwardly out in the hall, wide eyed at the sudden turn of events.

“What?!” Some scandalized voice yells, and you tentatively step inside. “You were supposed to remind me that you were gonna drop by!”

Yoongi groans, swings his bag around to his front to rummage through it. You politely nod at the few people in the room who look your way, eventually make it to where Yoongi and the scandalized voice are obnoxiously making a scene. A thin USB makes its appearance. “Here,” Yoongi huffs. “The mix you requested.”

“Yay!” The man whoops, looks like he’ll swallow Yoongi in a hug had he not been thrown off by your sudden appearance behind him. “Oh—hello, who do we have here?” he greets, stretches a hand out gracefully in the way most dancers do.

“Oh, hi,” you chirp, take his hand in yours a little too enthusiastically. “I’m __, here with Yoongi.”

He flashes one narrow-eyed glance at Yoongi, pillowy lips curling into a toothy grin. “Hello, __ here with Yoongi, I’m Hoseok.”

“Yeah, yeah, everyone’s met now,” Yoongi drawls, nudges your side and gestures for you to let go of the man’s—Hoseok’s—hand. “You will never meet again.”

You frown, let Hoseok’s hand drop from between the two of you. “What, why?” You ask, offer Hoseok another smile when you catch him looking your way, and he beams back. “Why can’t we be friends?”

Yoongi doesn’t pay you any mind, just guides you back to the door, not that you complain. Hoseok yells something about a break to the group of dancers behind him, but trails after the two of you as well. “Yeah, Yoong, why can’t me and the lovely __ be friends, hm?”

You clamp down a smile at his endearing way of speaking, wonder who exactly is this friend Yoongi has kept so hidden away from you.

“Because,” Yoongi relents, shoves you rudely out the door in the way only a childhood friend like him can. “She’s evil and you’re a people pleaser, Hobi. You will literally ruin my life.” A cute nickname, you think, before your brain registers the rest of his statement.

“I’m not evil!” You gasp.

Yoongi groans. “You are evil and a witch, and he is not evil but easily swayed,” he emphasizes. “I don’t need the two most chaotic people in my life being friends.”

“Well that sucks,” Hoseok-Hobi says, and you jump when you realize he’s sidled up beside you, one arm on his hip the other thrown playful around your shoulders. “Because I just decided we’re gonna ruin your life.”

“Jesus,” Yoongi breathes, drags a hand down his face.

“Oh I love that plan,” you agree, turn in his hold to get a proper look at this Hoseok-Hobi, and are a little stunned by the obvious beauty you glazed over a moment ago. He’s got those honest eyes, the kind that look like they can do no wrong and know that, using it to his advantage. His cheeks are nice and high, but still soft enough for some good ole fashion pinching, but you quell the grandmotherly instinct.

“Really?” He says, bright eyes tracing over your features in the same way yours had. “How about we hammer out the details over dinner?”

Yoongi springs at the suggestion. “No, absolutely not,” he cried, tugs you away from Hoseok-Hobi. “You cannot go anywhere unless I am there to chaperone and keep your evil schemes at a minimum.”

“Boo,” you frown, wave sweetly at Hoseok-Hobi as Yoongi tugs you further down the hall. “Bye, Hoseok!” You call out, and he waves you away with two hands. You turn back around, bestie Yoongi with the most powerful forehead flick in the country. “You’re a cockblock, Min Yoongi,” you huff, yank your bag higher up your shoulder as you sashay down the hall.

“This is for your own good,” he wails.


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This was so cute! Idiots in love indeed <3 hopefully they figured it out!!!

friends2lovers! with tae aka idiots to lovers please :(

Everyone knows he likes you; Taehyung knows everyone knows he likes you.

Everyone knows Taehyung is madly, stupidly, crazily in love with you, except you.

“Hi, silly,” you beam, too loud to be inside the campus library, but Taehyung doesn’t want to tell you off, not when your smile is aimed at him. Seokjin, the other library assistant besides Taehyung, gives him this look, one that screams you are being so obvious, but Taehyung can’t be bothered. “I brought coffee.”

It’s his favorite, the order he never has to update you about, but you somehow always remember. You’re a really good listener, he thinks to himself, letting you squeeze behind the desk with him and Jin. And if you’re not a good listener, you’re just a good person overall. You know when he’s feeling down without him telling you, when school becomes too much, when he wants to let loose. You know him so well, and somehow, you don’t know his heart at all.

“I’m going for lunch,” Seokjin announces, leaving his chair empty for you to sit in. He does this every time they work together, purposefully leaves so Taehyung can be alone with you. You don’t waste a second, plop down on his seat and roll up beside Taehyung.

“Jin says they’re giving us a new schedule soon” he says casually, tapping away at his computer. He hopes the clicking of the keys is louder than the thundering of his heart. You’re so close, elbow brushing against his as you mindlessly reorganize his pens in the way he likes. Someone comes in, one of the soccer players who went to state last school year, and waves at you. You wave back, smile prettily. Taehyung’s heart sinks.

“That sucks,” you say, finishing your task only to turn and look at him. His cheeks feel warm. “So when are your hours going to be?”

He shrugs, shuffles some folders around on his screen. “I don’t know. I’m fine with anything anyway.”

You scoff, a soft sound that gets lost over the printer when it turns on. “Well I’m not,” you mumble, foot nudging against his. He looks your way, catches your gaze as you rest your head in your arms. “What if I can’t bring you coffee anymore?”

The cutest little pout decorates your features, hand reaching out for the one he has on the mouse, until your pinkies brush. Taehyung’s head feels fuzzy. “I- I can always just ask Jin to bring some back from lunch,” he replies, looking away before the expression on his face can give him away anymore. He doesn’t see the frown on yours.


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