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Idiots in love and mutual pining is superior, I will not be taking criticism. Loved this piece, I’m having so many feelings now I need a nap <3
dreamy
—pjm x (f) reader
summary; You try to not let it get to you, but Jimin is so cool and you want him to be your boyfriend so bad. warnings; ANGST lol, fwb, reader is very :(( rating; mature (18+) bc tiny smut lol misc; small smut scene, a happy ending <3 wc; 2.5k
notes; i have to post on #JIMIN’s bday or else i cannot live with myself anyway here’s me trying to fit an entire novella plot line in less than 5k words clap for me except maybe don’t bc its not proofread anyway hbd jimin <3
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“He’s a good husband, an even better dad, but absolutely terrible at reading the room” 😂 this had me laughing longer than I’d like to admit. Also Yuna snitching is everything, glad she gets the room-reading ability not from her dad.
yami put a gun to my head for this😑 🙄
househusbandseokjin dropping off his daughter at the entrance of preschool nd all the moms are trying to small talk him nd oc whoops their asses or wtv...
Seokjin’s a good husband. He does more than enough around the house; from laundry to dinner, every task falls under his care while you prance off to some boring nine-to-five office job. He takes care of your home and your beautiful daughter all day, everyday, nearly bends himself backwards for your little family. And still, despite how grueling housework can be, he still finds the energy to greet you at the door with a perfectly placed kiss against your cheek every evening. He’s a good husband, an even better dad, but absolutely terrible at reading the room,
Or at least, the preschool pick-up zone.
“Mr. Kim,” someone swoons, probably that ditzy milf from down the street, the one you swear you caught snooping around the hydrangea bush, the one Seokjin has spent all summer carefully watering. He had waved it off, laughed heartily and said something about how proud he was that others wanted hydrangeas as nice as his. Oblivious as hell sometimes, blind to the women who chase after him day after day because he’s only ever had eyes for you and you alone.
Anyway, he’s supposed to be picking up Yuna from school, a task he usually does alone. But you had finished work early, had arrived home just as he was preparing her daily after school snack. And well, Yuna was your baby too, and you desperately wanted to surprise her by picking her up today.
Your excitement is derailed by the sight of all the damn mothers swooning over your husband. He’s dressed so handsomely today, nice pants and a short-sleeved button down that accentuates his broad shoulders. Someone touches his forearm and you nearly launch yourself out of the car, where you’re supposed to patiently wait to surprise Yuna.
“Honey,” Jin beams, watching you stomp over in your pressed suit and high heels. “Yuna’s surprise,” he whines, hands naturally falling to your hips. You throw a snooty look over his shoulder, make sure all these damn hussies see as you press your lips to his. He kisses back softly, plush lips molding against yours for a brief second before he’s gently pushing you away with a blush. “Not here,” he chuckles nervously, but his ears are already tinted that rosy color you adore so much.
“Sorry,” you say, anger fading away at the warm look on his face. “You’re just so handsome here.”
An eye roll, a gentle pat against your hip. “Always handsome,” he retorts, moving to slip an arm around you instead. “Let me introduce you to some of the ladies!”
Ah, yes. The ladies.
Among said ladies is the damn milf you’d suspected earlier, obnoxiously popping her gum in your face when Seokjin introduces you as his wife. A visible cloud of surprise falls over the various mothers and babysitters, shock that a man this handsome actually had a wife. Of course he has a wife, you huff, purposefully sliding your hand inside his butt pocket. Seokjin startles at the squeeze you give his ass, a tiny smile on his face when he goes to scold you.
“You’re Yuna’s mom?” the milf asks, and you nearly bark at her for even trying to insinuate otherwise. But then you’re interrupted by a shrill screech from across the pick-up zone.
“Mommy!” Yuna shrieks, torpedoing your way before her teacher can even spot you. It’s alright, because Seokjin quickly goes over to bid her adieu while you catch your tiny fireball in your arms. “Mommy, that’s her,” Yuna says after nearly suffocating you with her weirdly strong grip. “That’s the lady that won’t stop inviting Daddy to dinner” she tattles, pointing one chubby finger at the milf, and it takes all of Seokjin’s strength to manhandle you back into the car before you can stab your heel into that trifling woman’s eye.
What do you mean we die like men??? I need to know if it’s idiots in love and I can repeat my previous statement or it’s one idiot and one in love?! (still enjoyed this piece though oc!!!)
For the 1 sentence prompt if your still doing it 🥺🥴 um: jimin x oc "I've literally been jumping through hoops and u still think I like XYZ. It's you DOOFUS. I LIKE U."
word count: 0.4k
no clear ending we die like men
“It’s okay if you like Tae, y’know,” he suddenly says, eyes weirdly zeroed in on the movie you know for a fact neither of you have been paying attention to. “He’s a great guy.”
“What?” You respond. “Tae? Who likes Tae?”
Jimin sighs, pauses the movie, when, again, neither of you are watching it. “Listen, I know you like him,” he rushes out, levels that understanding look your way when you just blink at him from over your phone. “__,” he groans, flopping back against the couch.
“What?” You huff, finally setting your phone aside to give him and his dramatics your wholehearted attention. “I’m just confused, because I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about, Minnie.”
Jimin visibly deflates, stares up at the ceiling like it’ll open up and eat him suddenly. “I’m talking about you, and the way you cling to Taehyung like he’s your boyfriend. I… If you like him, it’s okay,” he murmurs, and you cannot believe your ears right now. “Yeah, he’s my best friend, and you’re my roommate, but I-I won’t stop you guys…”
Your mind blanks. “Oh my god,” you exhale, and now you understand why he looks up at the ceiling like that, because you really wish someone, the god of drywall, will strike down on you and put you out of your misery. “This is ridiculous,” you spit, whip the throw pillow you’d been tightly clutching across the living space as you make for your room.
“Hey!” Jimin calls out, stumbles after you down the hall. “We can talk about this like adults, __—please,” he begs, catches you around the waist just as you turn into your room.
“Let go,” you whine, wiggling in his grip. “You’re dumb and annoying.”
“What— just ‘cause I wanna clear the awkwardness,” Jimin chokes, let’s you go but makes sure he’s inside your room in case you try to slam the door on him. He huffs in annoyance, crosses his arms over his chest childishly. “Sorry for trying to keep a good relationship with my roommate.”
You groan in frustration, throw yourself into your mattress like a drama queen and flail your legs like a kid throwing a tantrum. “I said he was cute once, Jimin, once like two years ago,” you seethe. “I’ve literally been jumping through hoops for you, chasing after you since Seokjin’s party last summer, and you still think I like Taehyung?” You scream, sit up and jab a finger at him accusingly, even though you know you look every bit the madwoman.
His eyes widen at your confession, pouty lips drawn into a tiny circle as his peabrain grasps for some level of understanding. You wail, shove your face into your pillow at the outright rejection. “It’s you, you doofus,” you mope, wanting him to leave with every silent moment that stretches on. “I like you.”
I love that your first warning is dilf!joon because yes this is definitely a warning. Uff. That man.
This was such a fun read, the love Joon and OC have for each other and the little heavenly family they created melts me into a puddle. The fucking phone call! I kinda thought Jimin caught on when he started talking about it the next day 😂But don't we all have that person in our lives that is just a talker so you can kind of tune them out when they are chatting away on the phone (you shouldn't and I feel bad but sometimes it cannot be helped!).
The absolute dramatics, the dinosaur nuggets, the ENDING 😂*chef's kiss*
new parent syndrome
— kim namjoon x (f) reader
SUMMARY You love Namjoon, honest. But you love your daughter Hyejoo even more— it’s not a controversial sentiment when you know he’s the same way! —and going back to a regular adult life sans kids absolutely sucks. (Or so you thought.) WARNINGS dilf!joon, dreamy husband joon, loving parents au, jimin is also a dad, bathtub sexy times, exhibitionism 😳 kinda sorta, tiny praise kink, joon calls her wifey TT, fingering, cunninglingus, doggy style, it’s kinda cheesy n romantic /.\, unprotected sex, …. impreg kink RATINGS m (18+) WC 9.5k
NOTES writing parent fics is harder than i thought :/ i had this idea last week n was like yes, lets write this fic that absolutely no one asked for… except me! <3 so here we are, fantasizing about dreamy dad joon…. as always i have to thank rumu ( @kigurumu ) who is kind enough to edit these n b like that don’t make no sense -_- anyway lemme know what u think !! enjoy !!
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new parent syndrome
— kim namjoon x (f) reader
SUMMARY You love Namjoon, honest. But you love your daughter Hyejoo even more— it’s not a controversial sentiment when you know he’s the same way! —and going back to a regular adult life sans kids absolutely sucks. (Or so you thought.) WARNINGS dilf!joon, dreamy husband joon, loving parents au, jimin is also a dad, bathtub sexy times, exhibitionism 😳 kinda sorta, tiny praise kink, joon calls her wifey TT, fingering, cunninglingus, doggy style, it’s kinda cheesy n romantic /.\, unprotected sex, …. impreg kink RATINGS m (18+) WC 9.5k
NOTES writing parent fics is harder than i thought :/ i had this idea last week n was like yes, lets write this fic that absolutely no one asked for… except me! <3 so here we are, fantasizing about dreamy dad joon…. as always i have to thank rumu ( @kigurumu ) who is kind enough to edit these n b like that don’t make no sense -_- anyway lemme know what u think !! enjoy !!
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