Imagine If There Was A Site Where You Could Type Up The Name Of A Physical Book And It Would Give You

Imagine if there was a site where you could type up the name of a physical book and it would give you the tags like ao3 does.

Like you have heard about a book alot before and you want to know if it's something you'd read, just search it up on something named booktagger.com and check the tags, oh, there's enemies to lovers in it? Sign me up, but there's also mentions of suicide, maybe not.

I just think it would make finding real life books alot easier if there was a system that alot of people were already familiar with and gave an easier way to find books that fit to your liking instead of a few vague genres.

You go throughout your day, a little happier, because you made a post that was funny. You don't think much of it, people will surely forget.

As the day begins to close, you hear a tapping outside your window. You look towards it, there's a pigeon tapping against the glass, carrying a heavy letter sealed with wax.

You let the pigeon in, and take the letter away from said bird. You rip the wax open, and find 15 pieces of paper stapled together.

You flick through the pages, seeing that they are empty, it isn't until you make it to the last page that something is written. You have to lean in very close to see what is written, you wasn't sure if a pencil could write this small. You manage to see what is written, it is a single word:

Bitch.

*un-reblogs your funny and relatable text post*

Maybe if I experience the true spirit of titmas my boobs will grow three times their size

Things me and my friends have said as hermitcraft 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ren: What are pickles

Doc: Pickled cucumbers

Ren: Doc, would you like to have sex with me?

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Cub: Joe is my favorite poet along with *insert poet name here*

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Grian: You are the worst friend I have

Scar: You misspelled best, sexiest, dedicated

Grian: You misspelt 'Misspelt'

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Mumbo, trying to catch a bird: I know im not a very attractive man, but please, give me a chance

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Zed: I should become a reverse prostitute

Something I've never got was how people call Grian weird, while it is sorta true, the fandom puts him in like the top 3 weirdest, which I would not agree with at all, are there actually any moments of Grian where his weirdness can rival Joe and Zedaph like I've heard people say?

If Cleo wasn't canonically a zombie, I feel like living armour stand Cleo would be a pretty popular headcanon