Something I've Never Got Was How People Call Grian Weird, While It Is Sorta True, The Fandom Puts Him

Something I've never got was how people call Grian weird, while it is sorta true, the fandom puts him in like the top 3 weirdest, which I would not agree with at all, are there actually any moments of Grian where his weirdness can rival Joe and Zedaph like I've heard people say?

If Cleo wasn't canonically a zombie, I feel like living armour stand Cleo would be a pretty popular headcanon

Things me and my friends have said as hermitcraft 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ren: What are pickles

Doc: Pickled cucumbers

Ren: Doc, would you like to have sex with me?

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Cub: Joe is my favorite poet along with *insert poet name here*

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Grian: You are the worst friend I have

Scar: You misspelled best, sexiest, dedicated

Grian: You misspelt 'Misspelt'

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Mumbo, trying to catch a bird: I know im not a very attractive man, but please, give me a chance

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Zed: I should become a reverse prostitute

You go throughout your day, a little happier, because you made a post that was funny. You don't think much of it, people will surely forget.

As the day begins to close, you hear a tapping outside your window. You look towards it, there's a pigeon tapping against the glass, carrying a heavy letter sealed with wax.

You let the pigeon in, and take the letter away from said bird. You rip the wax open, and find 15 pieces of paper stapled together.

You flick through the pages, seeing that they are empty, it isn't until you make it to the last page that something is written. You have to lean in very close to see what is written, you wasn't sure if a pencil could write this small. You manage to see what is written, it is a single word:

Bitch.

*un-reblogs your funny and relatable text post*

The idea of having more then one partner is so comforting to me because I want to cuddle my two lovers in the evenings and I want to share my interests with them and I want us all to love each other and I probably have a lot of unrealistic expectations for this because I don’t know heaps about poly relations but I want one like this and it’s killing me.

Hermits as things me and my friends have said: part 3

Cleo: I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff

Joe: Can I come?

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Keralis: Be a good friend and look at my butt

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Joe: If I'm not diagnosed, I don't have it

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Scar: I don't think 27 is a number

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Zedaph: I like to imagine a worm gave birth to me

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Scar: What colour of orange tulips do you want?

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Keralis: I was going to say the experience was orgasmic but I think that's going to far

Xb: You went too far months ago