If Cleo Wasn't Canonically A Zombie, I Feel Like Living Armour Stand Cleo Would Be A Pretty Popular Headcanon

If Cleo wasn't canonically a zombie, I feel like living armour stand Cleo would be a pretty popular headcanon

Not once did I ever think a post about my fanfic would get over 1500 notes

One of my favorite headcanons is that Joe's hair is a greenscreen, he just greenscreens actual hair onto it

You go throughout your day, a little happier, because you made a post that was funny. You don't think much of it, people will surely forget.

As the day begins to close, you hear a tapping outside your window. You look towards it, there's a pigeon tapping against the glass, carrying a heavy letter sealed with wax.

You let the pigeon in, and take the letter away from said bird. You rip the wax open, and find 15 pieces of paper stapled together.

You flick through the pages, seeing that they are empty, it isn't until you make it to the last page that something is written. You have to lean in very close to see what is written, you wasn't sure if a pencil could write this small. You manage to see what is written, it is a single word:

Bitch.

*un-reblogs your funny and relatable text post*

Since I got into hermitcraft thinking it was very family friendly, I get shocked when I hear the hermits say something sexual, and then I go on thinking it's not gonna happen again and then it does, I'm like a cat that keeps touching puddles and gets shocked when my paw gets wet

Hermits as things me and my friends have said: part 3

Cleo: I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff

Joe: Can I come?

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Keralis: Be a good friend and look at my butt

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Joe: If I'm not diagnosed, I don't have it

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Scar: I don't think 27 is a number

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Zedaph: I like to imagine a worm gave birth to me

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Scar: What colour of orange tulips do you want?

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Keralis: I was going to say the experience was orgasmic but I think that's going to far

Xb: You went too far months ago