Since I Got Into Hermitcraft Thinking It Was Very Family Friendly, I Get Shocked When I Hear The Hermits

Since I got into hermitcraft thinking it was very family friendly, I get shocked when I hear the hermits say something sexual, and then I go on thinking it's not gonna happen again and then it does, I'm like a cat that keeps touching puddles and gets shocked when my paw gets wet

Imagine if there was a site where you could type up the name of a physical book and it would give you the tags like ao3 does.

Like you have heard about a book alot before and you want to know if it's something you'd read, just search it up on something named booktagger.com and check the tags, oh, there's enemies to lovers in it? Sign me up, but there's also mentions of suicide, maybe not.

I just think it would make finding real life books alot easier if there was a system that alot of people were already familiar with and gave an easier way to find books that fit to your liking instead of a few vague genres.

Things me and my friends have said as Hermitcraft

Tango: Guys, don't touch Impulse's hand, it's actually my dick

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Bdubs: I'm going to sleep, I gonna dream of you dying

Keralis: I love you

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Cleo: I don't think we're skilled enough to make porn together

Joe: I was in a musical once, that's basically the same thing

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Gem: I'm gonna steal Impulse's skin

Pearl: I already called dibs

Gem: Dammit

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Keralis: Why do axolotls look so traumatised

Xisuma: They've seen God

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Grian: You can't just date my imaginary therapist

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Mumbo: The unknowable future isn't so unknowable if you know there's a 1 in 12 chance of salmonella

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Gem: Name an animal named after an Australian state

Pearl: PLOVER

Babe, wake up, new tumblr quote just dropped

a wall is god preventing you from following your dreams

No, I will not accept people drawing the guys in ships where the guy is canonically shorter than the girl taller than the girl, but yes, I will accept them making the guy even shorter

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