Who Needs Sleep When You Can Just Inject Caffeine Directly Into Your Veins

Who needs sleep when you can just inject caffeine directly into your veins

There are only two gifs you need to survive Tumblr

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Why is it when I feel a lot of emotion I wanna puke? Like... what the heck, body

What do you call a frustrated potato in orchestra class?

Agitato

*Insert pity laughter*

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die

That moment when just the edge of your sleeve gets wet

Me: No.

Me: What did I ever do but love you.