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Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*

Centaurs have two torsos think about all the extra organs they have is this why they live so long???

Me: I don't have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

That moment when just the edge of your sleeve gets wet

Me: No.

Me: What did I ever do but love you.

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die