Centaurs Have Two Torsos Think About All The Extra Organs They Have Is This Why They Live So Long???

Centaurs have two torsos think about all the extra organs they have is this why they live so long???

Here we see Paul Rudd using his mystic powers to levitate the confusing object known as a "basket ball"

me: can you just, like, not think of anything?

friend: I mean, I guess. Can't you do that?

me: not at all.

friend: then what do you think about when you... have nothing to think about?

brain: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

me: oh, you know, stuff.

Who needs sleep when you can just inject caffeine directly into your veins

If a mermaid were to lay eggs, and a centaur were to fertilize them, would the offspring be half fish/half horse or....??

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*