If A Mermaid Were To Lay Eggs, And A Centaur Were To Fertilize Them, Would The Offspring Be Half Fish/half

If a mermaid were to lay eggs, and a centaur were to fertilize them, would the offspring be half fish/half horse or....??

Centaurs have two torsos think about all the extra organs they have is this why they live so long???

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die

There are only two gifs you need to survive Tumblr

and

Me: I don't have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

I wanted this to be a cool, interesting, blog, but it's quickly devolving into one shitpost after the other