Me: Can You Just, Like, Not Think Of Anything?

me: can you just, like, not think of anything?

friend: I mean, I guess. Can't you do that?

me: not at all.

friend: then what do you think about when you... have nothing to think about?

brain: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

me: oh, you know, stuff.

I have the motivation to do so many things, but I only have the energy for half a thing

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #1

"Stop popping my Pop Socket!" *entire class stops what their doing to stare*

me: *drinks coffee for the taste*

me: It won't make me any less tired.

my heart: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Who needs sleep when you can just inject caffeine directly into your veins